Title: Short Shorts
Author: bluekiwibubble
Fandom: House, M.D.
Pairing: House/Chase
Rating: PG
Word Count: 199
Prompt: Livejournal community Varietypack100 #89 Work, the quote 'How does someone just start drooling? Chase? Were you wearing your short shorts?'
Summary: House likes Chase's shorts.
Chase was re-fastening his tie. House raised an eyebrow.
"Where do you think you're going?"
"Back to work, where I'm meant to be. As are you."
"You should have started worrying about your work before you flung yourself on me and dragged me in here..."
"If I remember rightly it was you who waylaid me in the corridor and dragged me in here."
House grinned sardonically.
"It's those short shorts. Irresistable. And you didn't exactly put up much of a fight."
"For the last time, they're not 'short shorts' -"
"You wear short boxers you wear short shorts."
"- and I had my trousers on!"
"Not for long you didn't."
"That was hardly my fault. You -"
"It takes two to tango. Although it wasn't really tangoing we were doing, was it?"
Chase shrugged on his lab coat. As he opened the door House spoke from behind him.
"As you're so desperate to get back to work, I'll see you later."
He looked round at House in surprise, frowning.
"We're on the same shift."
Rolling his eyes, Chase walked out, clicking the door shut.
House stayed where he was, staring at the door for a minute, before muttering,
"Idiot."
