Fear Me!
Written by Shaun Garin
"It's a package," observed Ron as Harry turned the box over and over in his hands. "What do you suppose is in there?"
"Not too sure." said Harry, rattling the contents a little. "It sounds like there's something inside. Do you know a checking charm?"
"Nope," said Ron, shaking his head. "What sort of bloke sends you an indiscriminately labelled package without a return address?"
"I don't know," said Harry, brow furrowing.
"Oh for heaven's sake, Harry," said Hermione, muttering a few charms. "It looks like it's clean. Open it up."
Harry did so. And a transparent blue-glowing form erupted from it. Portly in nature and wearing a ski cap, he proclaimed, "I AM THE BOX GHOST! FEAR ME!"
"…" was offered by all of Hogwarts at the breakfast table, and somewhere, someone palmed his face.
Harry Potter is owned by J.K. Rowling. Danny Phantom is created by Butch Hartman.
