Chapter 7 The Club

Moans and thumps could be heard throughout the house. The occasional screams as well. It had been like this all afternoon. Lily and James were at it again. It had been the same way last night. No one had gotten an once of sleep. But it wasn't Lily and James who kept everyone up. Oh no. It had been everyone's all time favorite couple, Harry and Hermione.

There was another particularly loud moan. Harry made a disgusted face.

"If they keep this up, I'll have a bunch of little brothers and sisters running around," Harry exclaimed. Hailey giggled.

"What would be so bad about that," she asked.

"I don't know," he admitted.

"Little kids are great. They are so cute. Until they decide its fun to go into your room and destroy your make up and CDS," Hailey said angrily.

"That happen to you," Hermione asked. Hailey nodded. Hermione turned back to Harry. "I think it'd be neat if you parents have more kids. Hailey's right, they are cute. Until they learn to talk back."

"I don't know about that," said Sirius from the arm chair by the fire. "They tried having kids after Harry was born. Lily got pregnant, but she lost the baby. Although, that was with Voldemort on the rise. So the mediwitches said that the cause was stress but never found the actual reason. She might not be able to have more."

"Oh my god. I never knew that," Harry exclaimed.

"Of course you wouldn't," Sirius said. "They didn't tell anyone about it. Well, sept me, Remus, and Dumbledore."

"And to think. You could have been a big brother," Dave said.

"Yeah. Could've taken them out flying," Harry said dreamily. The house got quiet. "Oh thank gods. They've stopped."

"Damn. I was going to see if I could join them," Sirius said, disappointed. Everyone looked at him in horror. "What? A man's got to get his kicks somehow."

Harry jumped up and ran to his room yelling, "Gross, gross, gross!"

"Pain is a cleanser," Hermione shouted after him.

"Hermione," Harry said a few hours later that night, After his parents came down from their little romp fest. "I'm bored. Let's do something fun tonight."

"Like what, Harry," she asked.

"I don't know," he said after a few moments thought.

"Let's go to the dance club that just opened up," Hermione said. Harry, James, Lily, Sirius, Hailey, Dave, Austin, and Liddy raised an eye brow at her. Harry kissed her cheek.

"That sounds like a great idea, love," he said. Hermione smiled.

"Great let's get ready," she exclaimed, clapping her hands together.

An hour later everyone met in the living room dressed in their finest clubbing wear. Yes, even the adults. They're not that old. Lily was wearing a short baby blue squen dress with her hair in curls. James was wearing a pair of jean and a black button up shirt. Harry was wearing a pair of jeans and a button up green dress shirt. Hailey was wearing a pair of tight black pants and a low cut dark-green tank top with her hair up in high pony tail. Dave and Austin were wearing the same thing as James. Liddy was wearing the same thing as Lily except hers was red. Hermione wearing a short pink skirt with a white sparkly tube top and had her hair straightened. Sirius was not dressed as he was not going. Something about popping in on Lupin to give him a scare.

"Come on let's go. This place is supposed to be really good," Hermione said with enthusiasm. They piled into the van. They pulled up to a huge building that had lots of music pounding coming from it. The line to get in was long. But when the bouncer seen Hermione get out of the car, he let them come ahead of the line and go in without id checks.

"Old friend of the family's," she explained as they walked in.

"Any person that can get us into a club without id checks is like family to us," said Dave. Hermione giggled.

"Happy to help," she said. They walked out to the dance floor and started dancing. A fast paced song came on and Hermione started grinding her hips into Harry's. Harry's eyes widened. He never thought Hermione could do something like that. She turned around and winked at him.

"Hermione, if you don't stop doing that, I'll end up taking you in front of everyone," he whispered in her ear.

"Good," she said. "Maybe that was my plan."

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ice-ys.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and then Donna
Karan, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin'
Fly gearrr but I ain't askin,
They say they love my ass 'n,Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't taken
We can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstrating.

They all joined the crowd, all becoming one giant circle. Grinding upon each other. Hermione and Harry were having lots of fun and really getting into. Hermione turned out to be a great dancer and knew all the words to the songs. Harry seemed to be good to, no matter how many times he had said he couldn't dance.

"I'm a make, make, make, make you scream. Make u scream, make you of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump. My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps," Hermione kept singing into Harry's ear.

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Lets spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.
They say I'm really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin' at my lump, lump.
U can look but you can't touch it,
If u touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don't pull on my hand boy,
You ain't my man, boy,
I'm just tryn'a dance boy,
And move my hump.

After a few more songs, they walked over to a table to take a break and ordered some drinks. Nonalcoholic ones, of course. Well, just for the kids. After an half hour, Lily and James were hammered. And Harry thought his parents were the best drunks. They were hilarious.

"Harry, did we ever tell you how I got Lily to go out with me," James asked. Harry shook his head. "Well, exams just got over and we won the house cup. The house had a party. Someone had spiked the butterbeer. Anyway, one thing lead to another and me and Lily were racing each other up the dormitory stairs."

"Ok, I really don't need to hear anymore," Harry said. Of course with the high of being drunk comes the fall from it as well.

"Harry, I'm really sorry we weren't there for you," Lily said. "All I ever wanted in life was a son and daughter. I wish I could have seen you on your first day of Hogwarts. Or have heard the first words you said."

Hermione looked at Harry worriedly, "Harry, maybe we should get them home. They don't look so good."

He nodded and put his mom's arm around his shoulder, "Will you go get the car? Ok. Come on, Mum. Let's get you out of here."

"Oh, but I don't want to go. I thought we were here to have some fun," she wined. He walked her out to the car and went back inside to get James. He pulled his dad out of the chair and put James's arm around his shoulders.

"Man, your heavy," he muttered under his breath. He put James next to his wife. "They aren't going to be feeling good tomorrow."

"No they won't be," said Hailey. "I bet we might have some hangover potion somewhere. Man, tonight was fun. We should do it again sometime."

"Oh yeah. Let's get wasted while we're at it. All of us," said Harry. "Even you 'Mione."

"You wish," Hermione said. "What are you thinking of doing while we are drunk? Getting me to bed?"

"No," said Harry. "Well, maybe that would just be a plus."

"Why are we talking about getting wasted anyway," Hermione asked.

"I don't know," said Harry stupidly. Hermione slid into the drivers seat and started the car.

"Buckle up everyone," she said.

It was around midnight when they walked in the door. Harry and Hermione supporting James and Austin and Dave supporting Lily. Harry picked up a note off the table in the entrance hall.

Dear everyone,

I'm staying the night at Remus's house. Won't be home till later tomorrow night.

See ya then,

Sirius

"Ok. Some help he'll be," said Harry. "Ok, let's see if we can get them upstairs to their room. On three. One. Two. Three."

They slowly but surely walked up the stairs and placed the sleeping adults in their beds. Hermione led Harry into her room and onto her bed.

"Did you have fun tonight," she asked.

"Mhmm," he said. He looked down at her. "You're beautiful, you know that?"

"Yeah," she said as she smiled. "And you're very sexy. You that, right?"

"Hermione, what's gotten into you tonight? You've been acting very different," he asked.

"Certanly not you," she said seductively. "But we can change that."

AN-I know. It's short. And I hate to leave it there. But I just really want to get this story updated because it's been so long. I promise the next chapter will be longer. I swear. And I will put some H/Hr stuff at the very beginning of the next chapter. It'll pick up right from there. Again. I'm sorry that its so short. Review. And please don't report me for putting lyrics in.