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Greg ripped off a chunk of meat with his teeth. Catherine took in his microwaved pork-chop and asked, "Can't you use a fork and knife?"

She got a gasp and a horrified response, "And deny thousands and thousands of years of genetics!"

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Sara glanced behind her. What did Greg think he was doing? She knew his shift was over, and that they didn't need him in the lab, but he was right behind her, chatting away about something.

Oh well. Just let him go on his business. They came to Grissom's office, and the duo stepped in, Greg shutting the door and his mouth.

"Greg?" Grissom wondered. "Your shift ended twenty minutes ago."

"I'm stalking Sara. Where she goes I go," Greg explained. "She doesn't know I'm stalking her, though, so don't tell her."

Sara quipped, "Bet you he doesn't know I'm stalking him, either."

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"You never told me you had a sister!" Greg peeked over Nick's shoulder, the better to see this 'Neith.' Nick seriously hoped Neith wouldn't notice Greg. That was all he needed, Greg hanging out at his place. Put Greg and Neith in the same room . . . why did he have to bring her to work? Oh yeah, her car broke.

"She's also gay, so lay off." Nick waved Greg away while sipping his coffee. Neith was actually bi, but he wasn't about to say that. Neith was almost a female version of Greg, and he didn't want the two of them scheming together.

"Gay? As in -"

"She wouldn't go out with you." Nick supplied. This tatic flew out the window when Neith went by - heading for the bathroom- commenting cheerfully,

"Unless his name is Greg."

Damn.