In the Estate. Lily was sitting on the sofa and we were putting bandages on her. She was covered in bumps, bruises, cuts, scrapes and her leg was broken and her left arm was in a cast.

Me: Jeez Lily, what the heck did you do to yourself!? You look like you got into a fight with a sawmill and a meat tenderizer and lost.

Lily: It was not my doing. It was Sandy. Her Hibernation was coming up and we had to do all the stuff she wanted to do before then. I gladly volunteered to do her activities with her.

FLASHBACK

Lily: (Narrating) It was one week ago and Sandy and me were doing her chores before she goes to sleep for the winter.

Sandy: There we go! [Sandy rakes a pile of leaves in the shape of Texas] Lily, I got all the leaves ra... [steps on piles of leaves still on the ground] Lily, what are all these leaves doing here? You said you were going to rake them!

Lily: [peeks her head out of a pile of leaves she is in] I'm raking leaves as fast as I can Sandy.

Sandy: But they're still all over the ground!

Lily: Sandy, I can't rake any faster. [picks up a leaf and starts scraping them with a tiny rake] There are so many leaves. [leaf breaks into more pieces] And they keep breaking into smaller leaves.

Sandy: [Sandy pushes her away and rakes them herself] Then go scrape the salt lick or somethin'! We got to get this stuff done before it's too late!

Lily: What are you in a big hurry for Sandy?

Sandy: [hanging laundry] I told ya, Lily... [scrubs the birdbath with a toothbrush] I'm hibernating next week.

Lily: You're gonna go to sleep for the whole winter?

Sandy: [painting the fence] That's right Lily.

SpongeBob: Can I do that?

Sandy: [chuckles] No, Spongebob you silly guy. It's a mammalian thing. [paints over SpongeBob's helmet]

SpongeBob: Sandy, you may not have noticed, but I is 100% ma-male.

Lily: She means that creatures like her can only do this.

SpongeBob: Oh.

Sandy: [cleaning her exercise wheel] Enough chitter-chatter, guys. We don't have much time left!

SpongeBob: Why, Sandy? When does your... "carburation" begin?

Lily: It's actually hibernation Mr. SquarePants.

[Sandy jumps down, pulling down a giant calendar with a giant x on the 8th]

Sandy: In one week!

SpongeBob: But Sandy, that only gives us 1, 2, 3... [gasps] 168 more hours of playtime!

Lily: Seven whole days!? That doesn't give us a whole lot of time.

Sandy: You're telling me. And there's still so much stuff to do! We gotta climb some things!

SpongeBob: Climb!

Sandy: We gotta jump off of stuff!

SpongeBob: Jump!

Sandy: We gotta ride!

SpongeBob: Ride!

Sandy: I don't wanna go to sleep yet!

SpongeBob: Wait, Sandy! [Sandy starts to cry]

Sandy: I can't burn carbs in my sleep!

SpongeBob: Sandy?

Sandy: What?!

Lily: Sandy, I would be more than happy to do your activities with you and I'm more than willing to sacrifice any of my time that I haven't already sold to Mr. Krabs and Mr. Squarepants to you. [Pantera playing]

Sandy: Well, I'm glad, Lily, 'cause for the next seven days, it's gonna be you, me, and these sweatbands! [Holds them up.]

Lily: Like my sister Lynn says: Oh It IS ON!


SAND MOUNTAIN


Lily: (Narrating) Our first activity was shredding down Sand Mountain and it was awesome!

[Cut to the giant sand mountains area. Sandy is riding a giant clam shell smashing through a sign] Yee-ha! [sliding down the mountain so fast she is now on fire. She rides past a fish with a backpack on his back. When she goes past him, he drops to the ground and rolls around cause he is on fire. She then rides past a man and a woman. The woman now wears a jogging outfit and the man is now riding a tricycle and holding a lollipop and paddleball. The woman looks at him]

Unnamed Fish #1: Uh... I can explain. [Sandy flips in mid-air, still on fire]

Sandy: I'm hotter than a hickory-smoked sausage! Woo-hoo! [Lily is wearing her Lavender karate head gear and riding down the mountain on a board. Cut to two kids, building a sandman]

Girl: Maybe, if we sing that song, he'll come to life.

Billy: Ready?

Both: [singing] Oh, there once was a sandman... [Lily rides into the sandman. a musical note pops up]

Lily: Life's as extreme as you want to make it! [jumps off the mountain] Whoo!

Girl: Maybe we didn't sing it right. [Lily is flying toward the ground. When she hits it, two bones are sticking out]

CRACK!

Lily: Yeah. [cut to Sandy and Lily standing outside Sandy's treedome] Whew, what a workout. [pulls out her right arm and shows its damages] I'm going to be feeling this tomorrow. [her arm falls to the ground] Ow. But no pain, no gain.

Sandy: I got to say, I'm impressed with you, Lily. You're making this the best pre-hibernation week ever.

Lily: Thanks Sandy. Well, we'd better get home before Gary chews up the sofa again. [sighs as SpongeBob lifts her up bridal style and moves her over to his house. Later, it's nighttime and she is carried into a second bed] Good night, Mr. SquarePants. Good night, Gary.

Lily: (Narrating) Just as I was about to fall asleep, I was catapulted into a freezing cold lake.

[falls asleep. Then Sandy pushes a button on a remote which launches Lily out of the bed and into a lake. Lily is now a block of ice. Sandy jumps in and becomes a block of ice]

Sandy: Nothing like a refreshing morning dip, huh, Lily?

Lily: [shivering] W-what h-happened to s-sleeping? [Sandy pulls down a calendar]

Sandy: I'll be asleep all winter! We only got three days for fun. [swims away] Well, hurry now! The giant clams like to feed at this hour!

Lily: (Narrating) Next we played a really crazy game called Extreme Jacks.

[Lily lifted a bowling ball into a tube. Sandy blows her whistle giving the signal and Lily runs to the end and picks up a few jacks before the bowling ball hits her on her head. Sandy does the same thing but the bowling ball cracks her helmet]

Sandy: Isn't this great?

Lily: Yeah! I've never played extreme jacks before! [cut to Sandy and Lily with giant q-tips]

Sandy: Okay, Lily, this one's going to be fun. We just whack each other with these giant ear cleaners 'til one of us falls off. [lifts hers up] On your mark... get set...

Lily: Sandy, are you sure we're supposed to be standing up here?

Sandy: Go! [hits Lily and Lily did the same thing. Sandy bashed Lily all over the place with the ear cleaners and that was how she got her bruises and a black eye. Lily lands on a fire hydrant. Sandy rides up on a two-seated bike] Come on, Lily. We're goin' for a tandem ride through the park!

Lily: All right. I could use a little relaxation.[gets up. She jumps on the bike] Okay, I'm ready! [Pantera Plays and Sandy and Lily pedal hard] I thought you said we were riding through the park, Sandy!

Sandy: I did, Lily, the industrial park! [they ride into a giant factory] This is where the real action is! [Sandy pedals on barbed wire] This part gets pretty technical! Yee-haw! Now for the speed course. Hold on! [they ride through a conveyor belt with a giant crunching mouth at the end] I hope we make it! [bike begins to fall to the ground fast. Lily screams.] I'm havin' fun, too! [as they hit the ground, Lily falls off the bike with a thud. Sandy tosses a fishing rod at her] Wake up, slowpoke. [scene scrolls over to show a plane] We're going fly-fishing. [rimshot]

Lily popped back up.

Lily: Now you're talking!

Lily spread her wings and took her fishing rod and they flew into the air. But then a huge flock of Razor Clams appeared and they flew past then and Lily was covered in bleeding cuts and scrapes.

Lily: Ouch! That really hurt.

Sandy: I hope you're ready Lily. 'Cause it's time for a down-home favorite! [holds up a piece of hay. Pantera plays again] Find the hay in the needle stack! [throws it in a giant pile of needles. Cut to inside the needle pile where Lily is covered in needles and still getting poked, scratched and cut with them] Did you find it?

Lily: Not yet. Ow.

Sandy: Well I'm going to look over here.

Lily: Okay. Ouch.

Lily found the hay.

Lily: Found it Sandy!

Sandy: You're really good Lily.

Lily: (Narrating) We did all kinds of crazy games that most people would consider death sentences and they hurt really bad. But before we were about to do the last game, Sandy fell asleep and she was out cold. Using the strength I had left because of my injuries, I carried Sandy back to the house and put her in bed. Then I fainted.

FLASHBACK END

Lily: Next thing I knew I was back here. And that's how I wound up like this.

Lori: You literally have been through a war.

Lana: More like a battle with a sports crazed maniac. No offense Lynn.

Lynn: None taken Lana.

Laney: I'm glad you're all right Lily.

Lily: Thanks Laney.

Me: But it was really thoughtful of you to help Sandy out like that Lily.

Lily: Thanks J.D.

Ed: I'm glad to too. (To the Viewers) Remember kids, sometimes playing sports can be fun, but most times it's really painful.

Me: You said it Ed.

THE END


Another Fanfiction Complete.

Prehibernation Week was a funny episode of Spongebob. Sandy had Spongebob do all kinds of death-defying games that were considered suicidal. I wanted to have Lily show how tough she is by having her use everything she learned from all of us. Let me know what you all think.

See you all next time.