It starts at the Arcade. Jeremie, Odd, Yumi and Ulrich are playing laser tag.
The blue tinted fog surrounded Ulrich's vision.
Odd: ULRICH! Where are you?!
Ulrich: I don't know! I lost Yumi. There's too many of them, man.
Odd: No! You can take them, just listen to me. You just need to do one thing: Run, Ulrich. Run!
Resolve strengthening, Ulrich shot to his feet and charged out of his hiding spot.
About three guns started rapid-firing, and his battle cry turned into a groan as his laser-tag chest-plate powered down. Ulrich glared at the 3 middle school aged kids that had shot him down.
Ulrich (huffs): C'mon. (to Odd) They got me.
Odd (groans) Ulrich Stern, you have failed this city!
Odd ran out into the open himself. Before he could even fire his gun, his own chest-plate powered down.
Ulrich sighed, and pointed above.
Odd: For real, Chad? (Chad smirked and blew invisible smoke from the barrel of his gun) In the back?
Chad: Suck it, old man!
Yumi jogged up behind Ulrich and Odd, still holding her gun.
Yumi (unimpressed): Wait; did you guys die already?
Odd: Chad-
Ulrich (pouts): He just told us that- ugh, never mind. Come on. Come on.
Odd: I don't know what's wrong with kids these days. Churlish.
Shaking her head in disappointment at Chad, though she didn't even know what he had said, Yumi raised her gun and fired a few shots at him before walking off after her best friends.
Yumi, Odd, and Ulrich returned their laser-guns and chest-plates at the front desk before joining Aelita outside at a picnic table. As they sat waiting for William and Jeremie to arrive with food, Chad and his band of middle-school friends strode by.
Odd (to Chad): You better watch yourself, Chad. Meet me in the paintball field next time. I'll kick your little a- (sees Chad's mom) Heeey, Ms. McConnel! How you doin'? Chad's a treasure. He really is.
Jeremie and William approached Ulrich, Aelita, Yumi, and Odd with food in their hands.
Jeremie (placing the food on the table): Pretzel for Yumi. Corndog for Aelita. Two fries for Ulrich, and three burgers, five churros, and six funnel cakes for Odd.
Yumi laughed outright as Odd's stomach growled and he rubbed his hands together, grinning like a small child.
Aelita: Thanks for the food, you two.
Ulrich: I wonder what the others are up to.
William: I think they were saying something about making the world's biggest burger.
And they were right. 30 minutes earlier I called a meeting in Lori's room which is also our new briefing room and I gathered everyone into the room.
Me: Now I hereby call this meeting to order. Now I'm sure you're all wondering why I called this meeting.
Lori: Yeah.
Me: Well I was reading todays newspaper and found something interesting. Check it out.
I pulled out the newspaper I was reading and there was a picture of a festival in the middle of town.
Lincoln: (Reading) "Gotham Royal York hosting annual Burpin' Burger Burgerfest. Contest for worlds largest burger being held?" J.D. That is so awesome!
Me: I know you guys like Burpin' Burger so I thought it would be an awesome idea to enter the contest. We can make a burger that is so awesomely huge and delicious.
Lola: What's the prize?
Me: It says that the prize is $500,000,000,000.00 and free burgers from Burpin' Burger forever!
Everyone cheered.
Nick: What's the Burpin' Burger?
Me: Oh that's right Nick you just moved here from Pennsylvania. Burpin' Burger is the greatest burger restaurant here in Michigan. It's got all kinds of mouthwatering burgers that are so delicious and tantalizing that they are unbelievable.
Nick: Oh boy!
Everyone: Hungry y'all? Look no further!
🎵Come on down to Burpin' Burger! Grade B beef and special spice! When it comes back up, it's twice as nice! [belch]🎶
We laughed.
Me: That song always cracks me up.
Laney: Trust me Nick. They are so delicious.
Lana: Oh yeah! And my favorite race car hero Bobbie Fletcher sponsors the Burpin' Burger.
Nick: Oh that's right! And you guys raced in that awesome space race!
Me: We sure did. But lets discuss that another time. What do you say guys? Shall we win that contest and win free burgers forever?
Everyone cheered in agreement.
Me: Ok. We have 2 days before the deadline and that gives us plenty of time. Lets decide what we're gonna do.
Lincoln: What's the current record of the largest burger in the world?
Me: The current record was set in 2017 at 1,794 pounds. Lets go to the computer and I'll show you.
We did so and I showed everyone a huge burger. Everyone was floored. It was a ginormous burger that weighed over 3 quarters of a ton and it was huge.
Sumner: That's Ridiculous!
Me: It sure is dad.
Lynn: Who currently hold's this record?
Me: You guys might know this restaurant. It's Mallie's Sports Bar and Grill.
Lori: I know them. That restaurant always beats their record-setting burger every year for the Guinness Book of World Records.
Me: They sure do.
Lucy: How much money did it cost to build a burger like that?
Lisa: A burger of that size, weight, magnitude and the amount of ingredients used to make it would cost $7,799.00
Me: That's right Lisa. It also took 3 days to make that burger.
Luna: What is the goal we're trying to get dude?
Me: We're gonna make a burger that surpasses all the previous and current records combined together.
Skywarp: Guys, are you sure we can make this burger? It looks huge!
Me: We did all kinds of impossible deeds Skywarp.
Lynn Sr.: Hot dog! We got some grade A cooking to do guys!
Me: We sure do Mr. Lynn. And we have a lot of work to do. First we must gather the ingredients. Then we need to gather the equipment and the tools needed.
Lori: Okay. Lets use the backyard for this.
Me: Okay.
Nico: We're gonna need a list of ingredients.
Me: I already thought of that Nico.
We went to the backyard.
In the backyard we got ready.
Me: Okay. This is perfect for our burger. Lisa. (Hands her some blueprints) These are plans for the biggest oven for this burger. You, Dexter, Susan, Mary and Beatrice will make it for this.
Lisa: Affirmative.
Beatrice: You can count on us.
Susan: This is gonna be so awesome!
Dexter: It sure is.
Me: Yep. Nico, you, Kal, Master Goku and Lynn will go and get 100,000 pounds of ground beef.
Nico: Wow! That's a lot of ground beef.
Lynn: But we can do it.
Goku: You can count on us J.D.
Superman: You got it.
They flew off to get all that beef.
Me: Lana we'll need lots of jars of dry rub. Hickory and Maple would work.
Lana: You got it J.D.
Lana flew off and got it.
Laney: What can I do?
Me: You and Riley can grow lots of lettuce, tomatoes and onions.
Laney: You got it J.D.
Riley: This is gonna be so awesome!
Me: Lightning, you and Lynn when she gets back will get 5,000 pounds of bacon.
Lightning: Sha-blam! Lightning can get the bacon!
Me: I had a feeling you would like that. Lily, because there are no buns the size of the burger we're gonna make, we're gonna make a bun from scratch. We're gonna need 20 bags of flour, yeast, sugar, sesame seeds and garlic.
Lucy: What's the garlic for?
Me: We're making a garlic toast bun.
Lucy: Tasty.
Lily: I'm on it!
Lily flew off.
Me: Nicole we're gonna need 1,000 pounds of cheese.
Nicole: You got it dad.
Me: Okay. Lastly we need the condiments. Lola, we need a huge amount of ketchup and Lila we need a lot of mustard. Lincoln we also need a bunch of jars of pickles.
Lincoln: You got it.
Me: That should be everything. Lets get to it!
Everyone: YEAH!
Robin: We've taken down villains like Ebon, Vulture, Hydro Man, and Firefly. Compared to them, making this burger should be easy.
Me: You said it Robin. We have 2 days to the deadline. Lets do this!
And with that we got to work.
Lisa, Dexter, Susan & Mary T., and Beatrice built an atomic nuclear powered oven and a huge pan for the beef. Laney grew numerous heads of lettuce, lots of tomatoes and lots of onions. Nico, Superman, Goku and Lynn came back with a LOT OF BEEF! We put the beef in a huge tub and tenderized it and added the jars of dry rub to the beef along with a little salt and pepper. We mixed it in. Lisa, Beatrice, Susan & Mary T., and Dexter came back with the Atomic Oven.
Me, Vince and Nico lifted the tub of beef.
Nico: (Groans) How long do we cook this J.D.?
Me: 5 hours.
Vince: That's a long time Partner.
Me: It sure is Vince. But it'll be perfect.
Next we made the ginormous bun. Lisa came back with a huge mixer and we poured in 10,000 pounds each of flour, sugar, yeast, sesame seeds, basil and garlic and a lot of milk and eggs. We mixed it and turned it into a huge wad of dough. We took it out and put it on a huge slab of wood and covered it in plastic wrap.
Me: Now we let the dough rise for 15 to 20 minutes.
Lily: Okay.
We waited and put it on a floured pan and shaped it into a bun.
Lily: Wow! This is gonna be a huge bun.
Me: It is.
We pat it down and got the air out of it. We used the tuck and fold method.
Lily: How many burger buns would this make?
Me: From the looks of things I would say 20,000 regular size buns.
Lily: That's a lot of buns!
Me: No kidding. Now we put garlic egg wash on it.
We did so.
Me: Now we put this in the oven for 3 hours.
Lily: That's a long time.
Me: It is.
We put the bun in and we waited.
French Narrator: (French Accent) 3 Hours Later.
We took the bun out and it was ready.
Lily: Wow! What a bun!
Me: That is a huge bun!
Sumner: (Laughs) That is a ridiculous size bun.
Me: It sure is dad.
Me, Vince and Lily lifted it out of the over and we put it on a table.
Me: Wow! Now we need to cut it in half.
I cut it horizontally down the middle.
Lisa: Great precision.
Me: Thanks Lisa.
The burger was ready too. We took it out of the oven and it was perfect and huge!
Me: Wow! The patty didn't shrink that much.
Robin: No it didn't.
Me, Nico and Vince lifted the tub out and we put it on the table.
Me: Now lets flip it and don't let it fall.
We put a huge pan over the tub and flipped it and out of it came the giant burger patty. It was a perfect burger patty.
Me: Wow! What a burger!
Lincoln: That is awesome!
Lynn: Wow! I could eat that whole thing!
Ed: I want to eat the burger.
Me: No Ed. This is for the contest. But they'll let us eat it when the time comes.
Ed: Oh. Mums the word.
We put the giant burger patty on the bottom bun and it was a perfect fit. Nicole came back with lots of slices of American Cheese.
Me: Perfect Nicole.
Laney: That's a lot of cheese.
Me: It sure is.
We put the cheese on the burger.
Lily: How many slices of cheese is all that?
Me: 20,000 slices of cheese.
Lori: That's a lot of cheese.
Leni: That is totes not healthy for you.
Me: I know Leni.
We put all the cheese on.
Me: Now we need to melt the cheese. Lets put it back into the oven.
Vince: Okay.
We did so and let the cheese melt for 3 minutes. We pulled it out 3 minutes later and it was a perfect melted cheese covered burger.
Me: That is perfect.
Laney: It sure is.
Aylene C.: That is a perfect covering of cheese.
Chione: It sure is.
Me: Yep. Now for bacon.
Lincoln, Clyde, Girl Jordan, Liam and Carmen came back with a huge tray full of numerous strips of bacon and we put them all on the burger.
Me: That is perfect.
Varie: Now for the Lettuce, Tomatoes and Onions.
Laney and Riley came back with lots of trays of sliced lettuce, tomatoes and onions. We all put them on the burger. They all fit perfectly.
Lincoln then put the pickles on and we saved the ketchup and mustard for last. We put the top bun on and the ginormous burger was complete.
Me: It's ready guys!
Sora: Ok. It's done. It wasn't easy making it. But it's done!
Me: We all did it Sora. Now lets take this to the contest.
We loaded the burger on a special gurney and we lifted it over to the city.
We got to the contest with 2 hours to spare and we had our burger hidden inside a special box to keep it warm and perfect.
Me: Ladies and Gentlemen. We of Team Loud Phoenix Storm have successfully created the largest burger in all of the entirety of the world. It took 36 hours but we got here with two hours to spare. Ladies and Gentlemen we present to you our ginormous burger.
We lifted the box off and everyone saw the biggest burger we made.
Me: TA DA!
Everyone was completely floored.
Kiba: That is a huge burger!
Sakura: How in the world did you make a burger that big!?
Me: It wasn't easy Sakura but we did.
Kiba: Lets see how much it weighs.
Kiba and Sakura were the judges for the contest.
Me, Vince and Superman lifted the burger onto a huge scale and it tallied the weight of the burger and what it read was 110% shocking. It was 110,412.3 pounds. Much more than what we had originally planned.
Kiba: 110,412 pounds!? That's incredible!
Me: I am shocked myself Kiba! This is far more than what we had originally planned for. We wanted to go for 100,000 pounds.
Sakura: But nonetheless we have our winners!
Everyone cheered wildly for us. We had one the worlds largest burger contest and we got the $500,000,000,000.00 cash and the free burgers forever prize. We were also given a huge burger shaped trophy and we broke the records all over the world for the largest burger in the world. We got a spot forever immortalized in the Guinness Book of World Records! We also got our picture taken with it.
We also ate it and we did an awesome job with it and it was so tender and delicious and so tasty.
We put the trophy by our trophy case.
Sumner: I'm so proud of you guys.
Me: Thanks dad. We all worked together and we all did it. We're now in the Guinness Book of World Records and we defied the impossible yet again.
Lincoln: We sure did.
Nico: (To the Viewers) This was an awesome record-breaking experience for all of us.
May: It sure was hun. (To the viewers) Breaking records sure is fun. and it's the best way to get recognized. But we're not in it for the fame and fortune, just the fun.
Nico: You said it May.
THE END
Another Fanfiction Complete.
I wanted to do a chapter where we set the record for the Worlds Largest Burger for a while. I had to use the show Outrageous Food for a guide and it took a lot of math and food calculus to figure it out. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks man as usual. Let me know what you all think.
See you all next time.
