"Lois!…Where's Chloe?"

"Hey, Smallville…wait a minute…how did you get here so fast?"

"Is that tequila? Lois, I can't believe this..It's 2:30 in the morning…Where's Chloe?"

"In the bathroom, Clark. Well, here's to you…"

"Stop. Give me this.."

"Hey, that cost $8.50. You know, what I do is really none of your business…"

"It cost me 20 bucks to get in here to pull you two out, so I don't care if the drink cost you $8.50. Lois, where's Chloe? Is she okay?"

"She's probably in the bathroom. I can't believe you got here so fast. Is there any rubber left on your tires? Or did you FLY? Heee!"

"Lois, I'm losing my patience…"

"You are so cute when you're angry, Smallville. Why do you think I try so hard to piss you off so much?"

"Really, Lois? I mean, right, you're trying to distract me from getting you and Chloe out of here. Well that's not going to happen… Where is Chloe? CHLOE!"

"Mmmm I love the way silk feels on my bare skin, Clark….I got this dress in Japan two summers ago… it's makes me so hot, such a turn on…I feel so lightheaded.."

"Oh God, not you too…what do they put in the drinks here?"

"Hi, Clark… What's wrong with Lois?"

"She's drunk, like you…let's get you both out of here…"

"OH, right…she's drunk too…I can't believe you came all this way for meeee…."

"Chloe, yeah, hang on to me, you don't want to lose your balance in those shoes…Okay, let's go, back to the MetU dorms for you two. Party's over."

"Oh, Smallville, you're so strong…I love when you take control…what a man…."

"Shut up, Lois. Geez, don't either of you believe in underwear?"

"Cla-ark! Watch your hands, pal."

Whistle! "TAXI!"

"Hee, Clark, this is going to be like one of those cable specials….so sexy…"

"This is me taking you two back to the dorm to sleep it off…how much did you have to drink tonight, Chloe?"

"Two, maybe three margaritas…"

"All triples, Smallville…She's a Lane, she can take it….Can YOU take it, Smallville?"

"Riiight, You know, Chloe, you do look amazing…MetU dorms, Driver, Building C."

"You really think so, Clark…I love this dress…"

"And Lois too…that dress is…well…wow…red silk huh?"

"Yes, and it's heaven….I wish you hadn't dumped my drink, Smallville, I'm thirsty…So, the pressing question…are you gay?"

"Yeah, Clark…."

"Chloe, Lois…Umm, ooohhh….uh, okay, stop."

"Really? You really want us to stop?"

"Chloe, why are you acting this way? Lois, please….."

"Smallville, your hair is soo soft…I love it…I want to keep touching it…."

"Lois!"

"What? Oh, right, sorry….."

"You really want me to stop, Clark….you seemed like you wanted me before...on the phone….hot enough to set a fire, even….did you cool off already?"

"Chloe…It's not the right time or place, you're drunk..….ummmm hmmmmm…Chloe….hmmmmm"

"Oh, Smallville, your back is so, powerful…shoulders are amazing….."

"Here we are, folks..MetU campus. That will be $15.00"

"$15.00! Oh, alright…."

"You're such a gentleman, Clark…that turns me on so much…"

"He's really great like that Lois…."

"Okay, here, girls, let me carry you both, don't want you to fall…."

"Whew! Working on the farm sure made you all strong, there…oh, is it cold out?"

"No, Lois, that's what panties are for…."

"Cute, Smallville….I love it when you're forceful…"

"You okay, Chloe? Hang on tight, I can only hold on to you with one arm…you really feel good in that dress, too…"

"I love being this close to you, Clark….You always smell so good...I just want to breathe you in…"

"I can't wait to get you both upstairs…you have no idea what I'm going to do to you….to both of you…"

"eee! Clark! I can't believe you…."'

"Oh, believe it, baby…I'm hot and I am so going to take care of you. And you, Lois…you won't even know what hit you…"

"Now, wait one minute Smallville…."

"Oh, I have to open the door.."

"Chloe….hurry…Good…come on…I don't know how much longer I can hold back…"

"Clark! I'm in my room, you don't have to carry me anymore! Putmedown!"

"I want you both in the shower first…."

"Clark, really? Both of us? I thought just you and I…."

"Whoa, Smallville, hold up….I'm going to hurl and it's not from the booze…ow, that was my head on the doorframe!"

"Okay, in you go, and….."

"OHMYGODIT'SCOLD! CLARK KENT YOU ARE THE BIGGEST JERK WHO EVER LIVED…."

"I HATE YOU, SMALLVILLE….This dress cost me a fortune…."

"Okay, I'm going to get coffee. When I get back, you two really need to explain to me what exactly you hoped to accomplish tonight. There's a Starbucks open….um…someplace…hahaha…be dried, and dressed when I get back…hahahahahaha"