30 ways to make Hina-chan mad
1.Just as she turns on the byakugan, jump in front of her and yell "you can't see me!"
2.Ask her where she got her contacts.
3.If she asks why, say "Cuz they make Hiashi look ugly."
4.If she asks what contacts, say "the ones Neji's wearing! He looks like a blind little girl!"
5.Tell her Naruto's retarded.
6.Then yell "Believe it!" just to mock him.
7.Repeat yourself indefinitely every time you're near her.
8.Ask her if she's a virgin.
9.In front of Naruto.
10.Ask her if Naruto's gay.
11.Tie Neji to the tree in front of her house.
12.Glue pancakes to the soles of her shoes.
13.Blast strawberry pie by morning misume at 3 am. repetitively.
14.Tell her Naruto's american.
15.Ask if Neji stole her virginity.
16.If she says no, say "Good! I'm getting pretty high bids for it on E-bay!"
17.Then, put it on e-bay and watch the bids roll in!
18.Tell her Neji's american. Gaara to respond to "Mr.Sandman"
20.Call Gaara Mr.Sandman when she's around.
21.Paper mache Neji to the house.
22.Laugh at him.
23.Push all the stuff in her room to the left side, then ask her how much an elephant weighs.
24.If she says she doesn't know, look at the right side with concern.
25.Ask her bra size.
26.In public.
27.Fill her drawers with 'granny-pannys' (Old lady undies! Oo)
28.Wear a sign around your neck that says "I've been in Hinata's bed and her and Sakon to date.
30.Poke Ukon when Sakon isn't looking.
