It starts at the estate. We were watching TV and reading books and playing card games.
Lightspeed came down and she had goth clothes on.
Me: Love the new look Julie.
Nico: Julie, what's with the Goth look?
Lightspeed: I'm trying to impress Greg, who I have a crush on.
Brittney: You have a long way to go before you can accept the darkness like I have.
Sam M: Is that my Goth outfit?!
Lincoln: It's her own version of it.
In James' room he was looking back on all the things he and Jessie did while they were working with Team Rocket before we killed them and he remembered his Pokemon Weezing.
James: Weezing! (Crying)
Then the window opened and in came Weezing!
James: Weezing!
He was reunited with his Weezing!
Later I was looking for any crimes being done but so far everything was quiet.
Me: So far nothing.
Then I picked up a radio transmission. It was coming from the bottom of the sea off the coast of central western Africa.
Me: This is interesting. We better check this out.
Me, Nico and Shockwave went to the signal source.
We landed in eastern Somalia.
Nico: So what are we looking for J.D.?
Me: The computer picked up a signal coming from here. Lets see.
I went to a rock and flipped it over and it uncovered a hatch.
Me: A Hatch?
I opened it and we went down into a cave.
Me: This is unusual. We never saw this cave.
Shockwave: I know this cave and I believe I know what is emitting that radio signal. Let me see here.
Shockwave went to a control console and he opened a computer.
Me: What does this lead to?
Shockwave: It leads to the Decepticon Flagship Nemesis.
Nico: The Nemesis!? The flagship of the Ancient Decepticon Spacefleet?
Shockwave: That's it.
Me: Lets head into the Submersible and see the ship.
We went into the submersible and activated it. We cruised through the ocean on a rail and we arrived at our destination and we saw THE NEMESIS! It was the biggest ship we had ever seen. My computer eyes did a scan on the whole ship and it was the most incredible ship we had ever come across. 2 and a half miles long and it was the most amazing ship ever.
Me: Wow! So that's the Nemesis.
Nico: It's the most powerful Decepticon Warship in the history of Cybertron. It's the very ship that shot down the Ark itself.
Shockwave: That's right.
We went into the control room and then we dodged a laser blast.
Computer: Intruders you are ordered to stand down.
Nico: (avoids the laser fire from the Nemesis) Guess the Nemesis doesn't realize that the war's over!
Shockwave: With Megatron, Soundwave, and Starscream dead, I am the only one that the Nemesis will listen to. All of you draw its fire while I reprogram the control console.
Me: You got it!
Shockwave got to work and we were dodging lasers and energy beams.
Shockwave: There we go. Now the Nemesis will listen to me and you, Nico.
Nico: (smiles) I knew I made the right choice redeeming you, Shockwave.
Me: (Pats Nico's back) You made the right choice man.
Shockwave: Stop it guys. You'll give me a swollen head.
We got the ship into the air and set the course and have it land in the estate. Lana and the Decepticon's got to fixing up the Nemesis.
As we were playing card games Lightspeed came in and she was crying.
Lightspeed: (cries) It's no use! Greg will never love me!
Me: Julie, Greg will like you for who you REALLY are and you are perfect just the way you are. He'll accept you for who you are and not as something else.
Lightspeed: (Cheers Up) You're right J.D. Thanks for that.
Our advice worked well for her and she told him how she feels about him and he accepted her feelings. Greg and Julie were now official boyfriend and girlfriend.
Later we were watching one of me and my moms favorite movies: Chicken Run. It was about a Prisoner Of War Camp style chicken farm run by the greedy Tweedy's. And she was going to turn all of the chickens into Chicken Pot Pies and it was absolutely disgusting how they treated all their chickens. A chicken named Ginger and her fellow chickens are trying everything they can to escape from the farm by any means necessary. But in the end the Tweedy's got their farm out of business and they escaped.
We cheered wildly that the chickens were freed.
Me: That is always one of my favorite movies.
Lori: The Tweedy's are literally disgusting people.
Leni: They totes give chicken farmers a really bad name!
Luna: No kidding dude.
Me: Hmm.
I went to the computer and just as I surmised the Tweedy Chicken Farm is indeed real and it is in Yorkshire, England.
Me: It IS real. And it's located in Yorkshire, England. And we have to stop it at all costs. If there's one thing I despise more than anything else it's concentration camps and Prisoner Of War Camps. Lets roll!
We set out for Yorkshire, England.
In Yorkshire, England we saw the Tweedy's Chicken Farm. We were hiding behind a hill.
Me: Okay here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna go undercover as Chicken Farm inspectors and get all the chickens to a special sanctuary we'll have built at home.
Lana: If there's one thing I never tolerate, it's CHICKEN MURDERERS!
Me: Shh! You want them to hear you Lana?
Lana: Sorry.
Me: Lets go.
We got dressed in disguises and we walked up and knocked on the door. Mrs. Tweedy answered.
Teresa, Francis and Shocker were dressed in huge trench coats, Clayface was disguised as an inspector and Bai Tza was in his waterbottle.
Teresa: Hello, I'm Inspector Chickenegg - Chicken Farm Inspector.
Francis: I'm Inspector Featherbrain.
Shocker: And I'm Inspector Eggscrambler. We're here to inspect your barn.
Mrs. Tweedy: Chicken Farm Inspectors?
Teresa: We're affiliated with the C.I.A., the F.B.I., Scotland Yard and Interpol.
Mr. Tweedy: What can we do for you?
Teresa: We're here to inspect your chicken farm.
Mrs. Tweedy: Is it that time already? Go ahead.
Teresa: Thank you ma'am.
We went into the chicken farm area.
Me: We're in.
Ed: CHICKENS! (hugs Ginger) Hug a chicken, hug a chicken, hug a chicken!
Leni: I want to hug the chickens too!
Sam S.L. clucked and all the chickens came to her.
Lincoln: I didn't know you spoke chicken Sam.
Sam S.L.: It's one of my hidden talents. Liam's farm is perfect for me to practice.
Liam: (Southern Accent) Boy howdy. You sure know your farming.
Carmen: She sure does apple butter.
Luna: She is perfect dudes. (Blushes)
Everyone: Aww.
Sora: Time to call in some help.
Sora then summoned Chicken Little.
Sora: Nice to see you again, Chicken Little!
Chicken Little: You too, Sora! I haven't seen you since your second adventure.
Me: Chicken Little from 2005. It's a pleasure to meet you.
Chicken Little: It's an honor to meet you J.D. Knudson. We heard so much about you and all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Me: I'm glad you know all about us.
Mrs. Tweedy: (Offscreen) So all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm is here.
We saw her and with Mr. & Mrs. Tweedy was a Rhyhorn and 2 Koffing.
Me: So you knew it was us?
Mrs. Tweedy: I knew there was something off about you three. The fake names you had were almost chickenlike.
Shocker: Believe me. Me and Francis aren't proud of it either.
Me: They were the best I could come up with.
Ed became Edzilla.
Lana: You two are an absolute disgrace to all chicken farms everywhere!
Liam: That's right. You all are running a Concentration Camp for Chickens!
Me: And that is Animal Cruelty on Steroids.
Edzilla: ED SMASH CHICKEN ABUSERS! (punches Mr. Tweedy)
Nico: Mr. and Mrs. Tweedy, you two have failed the entire world of poultry!
Me: And they lack good taste in awesome eggs.
Lana: What he said you animal murderers!
Nico saw the Pokemon with them.
Nico: Hey it's a Rhyhorn and 2 Koffing!
Me: I don't have a Koffing and James once had one. Maybe he can give me some pointers with it.
Nico: Good thinking.
Mixmaster poured cement onto Mr. & Mrs. Tweedy's feet and it hardened and stuck them to the ground and Inferno doused them with a massive deluge of water.
Laney: We'll deal with you two Chicken Murderers later.
Me: Now lets catch those Pokemon!
James then arrived.
James: Let me help you all out.
Me: Sure James. I'm gonna get a Koffing and maybe you can give me some pointers with it.
James: I would be more than happy to.
Me: Nice!
James: I have an old friend. Weezing Go!
Out of a Pokeball came a Weezing!
Me: Hey you have your Weezing.
James: I do.
Mixmaster fired a blast of acid at the 1st Koffing.
James: Weezing use Sludge Bomb!
Weezing fired a glob of sludge.
James and Mixmaster: CHEMICAL SLUDGE EXPLOSION!
The chemicals and sludge combined and hit the Koffing and exploded and it was knocked out.
Nico: Now It's my turn.
Nico threw a Pokeball and caught it.
Me: Way to go Nico! My turn.
I fired a blast of lightning at the 2nd Koffing and I threw a Pokeball and caught it.
Me: Yes!
James: Good job J.D.
Me: Thanks James.
Fryno: Lets burn that Rhyhorn!
Inferno: You got it Fryno.
Inferno fired a blast of water and Fryno turned into a motorcycle and burned rubber, leaving a trail of fire.
Inferno and Fryno: FIRETRAIL STEAMWATER PUNCH!
The steam and fire from his punch sent the Rhyhorn into the air and Nico threw a pokeball and caught it.
Xerneas: You guys are learning fast.
Celica: They sure are.
Nathan: Now lets free these chickens.
We beamed them to a special sanctuary we built back at the estate.
Me: Now to deal with the Tweedy's.
Ginger: (British Accent) It's payback time.
Rocky: Lets get these monsters.
Shanan pulled out a whistle and blew it and she summoned the Angry Birds.
Red (AB): Hey Shanan.
Shanan: Hey Red. We're dealing with these two. They are murderers of chickens and they give all chicken farms everywhere a really bad name.
Red (AB): Say no more Shanan. It's Final Smash time!
Ginger: I'll start things off. ROTTEN EGG STINKEXPLOSION!
Ginger threw a rotten egg and it hit Mrs. Tweedy in the face and it exploded.
KRABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
But the smell was so rank and so horrible that it made most of us hurl our guts out.
Me: That is so rank! (VOMITS)
Most of us all had nose plugs on.
Red (AB): My turn! SLINGSHOT DYNAMITE BIRDSLAM!
Red fired himself from a slingshot and exploded when he hit them.
KABOOM!
Me: That must've hurt!
Nathan: No kidding.
Me: (To the Tweedy's) Now you two are going to prison for a long time.
I beamed the Tweedy's to the Moon Prison and they were sentenced to 60 years in prison and ordered to pay £400,000,000,000. We took the pie machine they bought and turned it into a fruit pie machine. The chickens of the disgraced Tweedy Farm were happy and they were now forever free. The chickens all live with us under our protection. Among them was a Torchic and I caught it. May once had a Torchic so she was gonna give me some pointers.
Sora: It was great teaming up with you again, Chicken Little!
Chicken Little: Same here. Though I might need your help again in the future.
Me: You'll let us know right?
Chicken Little: I sure will.
Chicken Little went back to his world.
Ginger: (To the Viewers) Chickens are part of the everyday necessities for the lives of humans. We give them eggs and meat. But we are never going to be eaten by J.D. Knudson and Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
THE END
Another Fanfiction Complete.
Chicken Run has been one of mine and my mother's favorite movies since 2000 and it was awesome! Mel Gibson, Julia Sawalha, Miranda Richardson, Tony Haygarth, Benjamin Whitrow, Timothy Spall and a bunch of interesting stars were in that movie and it was so cool! They did a great and outstanding job in that movie back then. Now Mel Gibson mostly does history movies. The most gut-wrenching movie he made was The Passion of The Christ from 2004 and the most gore-filled movie he did was Apocalypto and that is one of my favorites. But what the Tweedy's did to all those chickens was absolutely horrible! They ran a Prisoner Of War Style Chicken Farm and that is sick! I would call that a North Korea Concentration Camp in the form of a Chicken Farm and they were gonna turn those chickens into Chicken Pot Pies! I love Chicken Pot Pie but it's loaded with too much salt and cholesterol. If it were me I would use fruit pies and harvest the eggs. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks man as usual. Let me know what you all think.
See you all next time.
Chicken Run is owned by DreamWorks Pictures and Aardman Animations (The Makers of Wallace and Gromit)
