Naruto Plays DDR 2: The Prophecy Fulfilled.

I don't own Naruto. I never will. Sigh.

I don't own Konami who made dis awesome, radical game. I don't own the songs either.

Bold Print would be Naruto singing.


It was nearly two years since Shino became DDR queen. Now, a certain hooded blonde hair boy seeks help from the one known as the DDR queen. He has traveled many, many miles to find his hidden dojo… next door…

The blonde approached the massive gate to the Aburame Household.

"Halt. None may pass the sacred gates of the DDR queen"

"You do not understand. I am the Chosen one to the DDR Heritage."

"You're that blonde idiot that lost as soon as he started?"

"I do not wish to be named that."

"Very well, but you must attempt to play DDR with me. I need to measure you power."

"Very well. You will regret approaching me."

Like magic, the guard dude's attire changed into street with sunglasses.

"Bring it!" He shouted.

(Start Song)

Down around the corner
A half a mile from here
You can see them long trains run
And you watch them disappear
Without love
Where would you be now

The guard dude, whom I will name Guarude showed skill equivalent to me. And that's not that great. It's not that bad either.

Naruto started to sing off-key again. He stumbled with each arrow.

Without love (Without dove)
You know I saw miss lucy (You will smell like a fruzie)
Down along the tracks (Scratching backs)
She lost her home and her family (C'mon yall crap with me)
And she wont be comin back (Um.. I lost track?)
Without love (Without Dove!)
Where would you be right now (You would stink right now)
Without love (Without Dove!)

"DAYUM! I SEEN BETTER SINING FROM NEJI!" Guarude shouted.

-Somewhere in the Hyuuga Mansion-

Neji is brushing his teeth when the mirror broke.

"I sense a disturbance in the air." Neji stated.

"Oh well. THE SUN WILL COME OUT TOMMOROW! BETCHA BOTTOM DOLLAR THAT TOMMAROW THEY'LL BE SUN!" He shrieked.

"Um… Ano… Neji-kun… It's hard to say this but… You suck."

If it was possible, the mirror broke again.

"Congrates Hinata, you've given me another reason to kill you."

"I didn't mean it like that!" Hinata tried to explain.

-Back at the gate-

Naruto decided it would be wise to shut up.

Without love
Where would you be right now
Without love
Where would you be now

(END SONG)

1p(Naruto): Zxamillion. He is truly the chosen one.

2p(Guarude): B-. Meh.

"Gasp! It is the chosen one! Open the gates to the Mansion!" Guarude shouted.

The gates creaked open.

"Before learning from the master, you must complete three training exercises. One will be Stamina, Speed, and Endurance."

"How am I supposed to do that if I suck?"

"You must look underneath the already obvious." Guarude said. But he wasn't Guarude, he was KAKASHI!

"You sound familiar."

"That is because I am your sensei!" Kakashi exclaimed as he removed his mask. (Not his mask, the mask of Guarude)

"GASP! Then why did you test me?"

"It's always hilarious to see a n00b try so hard at something they can't do."

":("

"Turn that frown upside down. A Sensei will teach you!"

"Will I be learning from you?" Naruto asked hopefully.

"Nope. Asuma will train you."

"What? That drugged, high, weird, creepy, shall I go on?"

Suddenly, a puff of smoke appeared behind Naruto.

"IS THAT ANYWAY TO TREAT YOUR NEW SENSEI!" Asuma shouted as he proceeded to pummel Naruto through a random tree. Poor tree.

"NARUTO! AS PREPERATION, YOU MUST RUN 400000 LAPS AROUND KONOHANA!" Asuma shouted. He sure sounded like Gai at times.

"HAI! GAI-SENSEI!" Lee cried.

"What'chu talkin' 'bout Lee? I'm Asuma."

"I HAVE TO DO 40000 LAPS AROUND KONOHANA?"

"You missed a zero."

"AGH!" Naruto shouted. Then he grumbled something about a stupid prophecy.

8 hours later.

"My aching feet…" Naruto grumbled as he struggled to get back to the estate.

"WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG? THAT TOOK YOU 7 HOURS, and 59 SECONDS LONGER THAN EXPECTED!" Asuma shouted.

"I'M SUPPOSED TO RUN AROUND KONOHANA 4000000 TIMES IN A SECOND?" Naruto cried.

"You lack discipline. Your torturist (not a word) is waiting inside the mansion."

"Stupid Asuma…" Naruto grumbled.

"DID I HEAR SOMETHING?" Asuma shouted as he pummled Naruto through the wall. Poor wall.

"Ohh…" Naruto mumbled.

"Naruto… I've been expecting you." A young female called out.

"W-who a-r-are you?" Naruto managed to ask.

"I am your father…"

Naruto immediately got up and cried, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO –gasp- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"


TO BE CONTINUED NEXT CHAPTER

NEXT TIME ON DA SEQUAL

NARUTO MEETS HIS DOOOOOOOM!

That wasn't to bad was it?