Naruto Plays DDR 2: The Prophecy Fulfilled.

I don't own Naruto. I never will. Sigh.

I don't own Konami who made dis awesome, radical game. I don't own the songs either.

I sorta made my flic very very very very similar to something I saw on Youtube. I can be viewed at w w w . y o u t u b e . c o m (backslash) w a t c h ? v N G P j (underslash) U v 7 P 8 4

Or search up Boot to the head Naruto.


LAST TIME ON DIS SEQUAL

"You lack discipline. Your torturist (not a word) is waiting inside the mansion."

"Stupid Asuma…" Naruto grumbled.

"DID I HEAR SOMETHING?" Asuma shouted as he pummled Naruto through the wall. Poor wall.

"Ohh…" Naruto mumbled.

"Naruto… I've been expecting you." A young female called out.

"W-who a-r-are you?" Naruto managed to ask.

"I am your father…"

Naruto immediately got up and cried, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO –gasp- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Wait, I don't have a father…" Naruto thought aloud.

"Yeah, I'm just playing with cha. No one could be as stupid as you to actually be related to you."

"Yeah… HEY!"

"Aren't you going to ask for my identity?"

"Oh yea… (ahem) WHO ARE YOU!" Naruto shouted dramatically.

"I am Tsunade."

"Oba-chan?"

"Sigh. I do believe I mentioned this is a different fic. Ahem. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO BEAT YOU SENSELESS FOR YOU TO STOP CALLING ME THAT?" Tsunade shouted.

Naruto stops and thinks. "15 times so far, baa-chan!"

"You're freaking hopeless…" Tsunade muttered.

"So what kind of 'torture' are you going to put me through?"

"It is not I, for my skill in DDR would be handicapped." Tsunade muttered.

"Why is that?"

"Um… My 'chest' gets in the way if I jump…"

"Oh. Sorry I asked."

"You will be trained by someone who is almost dazzling as your honor."

"Who's the honor?"

"Why, Shino is of course…"

"No way, Kakashi will be teaching me."

"Nope. He's too mysterious for that."

"Darn. Who will be teaching me?"

"Hayate and Genma (Just pretendHayate alive)"

"You mean stickly man and coughing wonder?"

Tsunade had a visible vein that popped out.

"Naruto, your mission is to complete this prophecy with no complaints, do you hear me? This is an A-rank Mission!"

"Hai!" Naruto replied. Whenever the sucker heard A and Mission in the same sentence, he would say yes to everything.

"Enter the room across the hall"

Our blonde idiot slowly, dramatically, awesomely walked down the 7 foot hall down to the mysterious door with a pink girl on the colored matt. Naruto enters the door dramatically then…

He tripped on a frickin ladybug.

"Oh no!" cried the ladybug as she flew away. Don't worry, she got out all right.

BANG! "Um… Ouch?" Naruto stammered.

"Who disturbs the tranquility of this room, as a pebble disrupts the stillness of ariver?" A mysterious man said.

Unfortunely, Naruto was a little hazy and knocky-outish.

"IT IS I, ED GROOBERMAN!" Naruto shouted.

"No, your Naruto." Stated another voice. A shadow made its way to Naruto, and female dog slapped him awake.

"Oh, um… Oh yeah… I am here for your… training…" Naruto stammers. He looks around the room to see that there are many students in the room, as well as Genma and Hayate.

"Very well, Naruto-san. But before we begin the DDR training, you must find your center. To learn its ways, you must learn the ways of your own soul. Meditate among this truth now… Ohhmmmmmm…" Genma instructed.

"Ohhhhmmmmm…" went Sakura, Sasuke, Kiba (I revived him), Tenten, Hayate and Neji.

"Sir! Sir! No disrespect or nutin' but how long is it going to take?" Kiba asked, getting impatient.

"DDR is not a path to adore, but a path ever leading to the horizon."

"So what, an hour or so?"

"You must learn patience Ed Groob- I mean Kiba…"

"Yeah-yeah patience how long is that going to take?"

"Time has no meaning. To a true student, a year is as a day."

"A YEAR? I WANT TO PLAY DDR NOW!"

"No."

"DDR is the wine of purity, not the vinegar of hostility. Meditate among this truth now. Ohhhmmmm…"

"What are you, chicken? Bwak bwak!"

"Kiba, you fail to grasp the meaning of Tai Kwo- I mean DDR. Approach me if you must."

"Watch closely class."

"All right, finally some action."

"Dance on the head." With that, Genma jumped on Kiba's head, and started to do an Irish step dance.

"Owww, you wounded me in the head!"

"Be lucky Kiba, few novices experience so much of DDR."

Naruto saw all of this, and swallowed hard.

"Hey, I wasn't ready. Come and get me now. What are you, chicken?"

"Dance on the head (twack!)"

"Uh.. I'm just going to lie down here now."

"Wise decision" Piped Hayate.

"Let us continue with our meditation. Ohhhmmmm…"

"Master…" Neji interrupted.

"It is wrong to tip the vessel of knowledge, student…"

"Many apologies master, but I feel Kiba was not truly wrong"

"ohh…" Kiba muttered.

"What do you mean?"

"I want to shake some butt to."

"Have you learned nothing from the lesson of Inuzuka Kiba?"

"Yes master, I have learned two things. First, that anger is a weapon only to be used by one's opponent."

"Very good"

"And secondly, getting the first shot. Dance to the head" Neji said as he attempted to break dance on Genma's head. He missed.

"You missed."

"Uh yea well,"

"You too shall be honored to learn the lesson"

"Uh, you don't have to you know…"

"Dance to the head." Just like that, Genma got up and moonwalked over Neji's perfect hair.

"AHHH!" Neji screeched as he fainted.

"Can anyone tell us what lesson has been learned here?"

"Yes master, none us can defeat you." Sasuke muttered.

"You gain wisdom child…"

"So we'll just have to gain up on you! Get him guys!"

"Dance to the head, dance, head, dance, dance," Genma chanted.

Soon, everyone except a Naruto who wet his pants was unconscious.

"Umm, I'll just be going…" Naruto stammered.

"And where will you be going? You are the chosen one. I must train you personally." Genma said.

"Get on the matt or master will dance you head!" Hayate wisely told him.

"Yes sir!" Naruto marched to the DDR matt. Genma scares him.

(Start Song)

Yi yi yai yi...

People talking in movie shows,
People smoking in bed!
People voting Republican,
Give them a boot to the head!

Naruto was scared.

Boot to the Head! Yah, yah...
Boot to the Head! Yah, yah...
Boot to the Head! Yah, yah...
Boot to the Head! Yah yah yah.. yah. yah yah yah...

"I'm quite scared. Will you hold me?" Naruto asked. Of course, no one replied.

Mechanics who can't fix a car,
Politicians who can't think!
The salesman who won't leave me alone,
The waiter who forgot my drink!

Boot to the head! Yah, yah..
Boot to the head! Yah, yah..
Boot to the head! Yah, yah..
BOOT TO THE HEAD

(End Song)

1p(Genma): AAA. You are worthy, master.

2p(Naruto): G- Give him a boot to the head.

"Ah, so the legend was true. Very well Naruto san, we will begin preparation for the prophecy soon…"


END CHAPTER! WOOOO

This was pretty darn fun writing.