Naruto Plays DDR 2: The Prophecy Fulfilled.
I don't own Naruto. I never will. Sigh.
I don't own Konami who made dis awesome, radical game. I don't own the songs either.
I don't own Cartoonetwork either.
LAST TIME ON DIS SEQUAL
Yi yi yai yi...
People talking in movie shows,
People smoking in bed!
People voting Republican,
Give them a boot to the head!
Naruto was scared.
Boot to the Head! Yah, yah...
Boot to the Head! Yah, yah...
Boot to the Head! Yah, yah...
Boot to the Head! Yah yah yah.. yah. yah yah yah...
"I'm quite scared. Will you hold me?" Naruto asked. Of course, no one replied.
Mechanics who can't fix a car,
Politicians who can't think!
The salesman who won't leave me alone,
The waiter who forgot my drink!
Boot to the head! Yah, yah..
Boot to the head! Yah, yah..
Boot to the head! Yah, yah..
BOOT TO THE HEAD
(End Song)
1p(Genma): AAA. You are worthy, master.
2p(Naruto): G- Give him a boot to the head.
"Ah, so the legend was true. Very well Naruto san, we will begin preparation for the prophecy soon…"
"I do believe your sensei told you that you will be tested in endurance, strength and stamina, correct?" Genma asked.
"Yes."
"Did he mention the mind torture test?"
"No…"
"Excellent. Please Naruto-san, come with me…" Genma said.
The two walked down a long hall to a dark room.
"Please, sit down."
"Okay…"
As soon as Naruto sat down, leather straps forced him to stay put. It was like a spy movie.
"What the…"
"To go through the mind test, you must not make any moves…"
"Gulp"
Suddenly, a bright light illuminated the room, uncovering a t.v"
"Your going to make me watch t.v?"
"Yup. Now stay put. You are going to watch a show called 'The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy'
"That sounds better than teletubbies…"
"THEY WANNA BE THE DOMINANT SPECIES OF THE PLANET, AND THEY'LL DESTROY US ALL TO MAKE IT HAPPEN! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! I'll take the chicken. DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL!" Billy screeched.
-Meanwhile, with Naruto-
"OH MY GAWD! THE PAIN! THE IDIODICY! THE CLOWNS! THE CHICKEN! AHHH!" He screamed.
"I GOTA END THIS!" Naruto shouted as he struggled to take a kunai out of his pocket. No success.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Naruto let out a bloodcurdling scream.
We interrupt your useless, D&D playing lives to bring you a message from Kakashi
"Hey kids! Do you have anal (Butt) dysfunctions? Are you a girl? If so, come and see the doctor. Remember, it's Kakashi's proctology!"
Then, Tenten, Sakura, Ino, Hinata, and Temari came out wearing Broadway-style clothing as they proceeded to tap dance.
"K-k-k-kakashi's steady! K-k-k-kakashi's ready! For your, ANAL NEEDS! No late fees." They sang.
We interrupt your useless commercial to bring you a message from Anko.
"Are you a boy? Do you have erectile dysfunctions? Are you a boy? If so, come to Anko's study of your anus!"
We interrupt these two moronic commercials to bring you Naruto Plays DDR: The Prophecy Fulfilled.
"AHHHHHHH!" Naruto screamed. He was covered in sweat and tears. His cloths were in shreds.
"You are truly the chosen one to endure thirty minutes of that garbage." Genma concluded.
"I believe you are ready for another game…"
"Burr…." Naruto mumbled.
The two approached the matts.
(Start Song)
If it had't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'ld been married long time ago
where did you come from, where did you go
where did you come from Cotten-Eye Joe
Nearby students started doing the awkward dance of the cotton-eye Joe. You know, the thing with the dance… Yeah… And the turning around… Good times…
If it had't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'ld been married long time ago
where did you come from, where did you go
where did you come from Cotten-Eye Joe
If it had't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'ld been married long time ago
where did you come from, where did you go
where did you come from Cotten-Eye Joe
If it had't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'ld been married long time ago
where did you come from, where did you go
where did you come from Cotten-Eye Joe
He came to town like a midwinterstorm
he rode through the fields so handsome and strong
his eyes was his tools and his smile was his gun
but all he had come for was having some fun
Naruto was absent minded. Still, he was doing pretty good. For Naruto of course.
If it had't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'ld been married long time ago
where did you come from, where did you go
where did you come from Cotten-Eye Joe
If it had't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'ld been married long time ago
where did you come from, where did you go
where did you come from Cotten-Eye Joe
He brought disaster wherever he went
the hearts of the girls was to hell broken sent
they all ran away so nobody would know
and left only men cause of Cotten-Eye Joe
it had't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'ld been married long time ago
where did you come from, where did you go
where did you come from Cotten-Eye Joe
If it had't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'ld been married long time ago
where did you come from, where did you go
where did you come from Cotten-Eye Joe
If it had't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'ld been married long time ago
where did you come from, where did you go
where did you come from Cotten-Eye Joe
it had't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'ld been married long time ago
where did you come from, where did you go
where did you come from Cotten-Eye Joe
If it had't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'ld been married long time ago
where did you come from, where did you go
where did you come from Cotten-Eye Joe
(End song)
1p(Genma): AAA.
2p(Naruto): E. DAYUM! YOU ARE SOOOO GOOD!
"Naruto-san. Tomorrow, we are doing your endurance training. Then, we will play the electric slide…"
"Burr…."
END CHAPTER! WOOOO
