Naruto Plays DDR 2: The Prophecy Fulfilled.
I don't own Naruto. I never will. Sigh.
I don't own Konami who made dis awesome, radical game. I don't own the songs either.
LAST TIME ON DIS SEQUAL
He brought disaster wherever he went
the hearts of the girls was to hell broken sent
they all ran away so nobody would know
and left only men cause of Cotten-Eye Joe
it had't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'ld been married long time ago
where did you come from, where did you go
where did you come from Cotten-Eye Joe
If it had't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'ld been married long time ago
where did you come from, where did you go
where did you come from Cotten-Eye Joe
If it had't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'ld been married long time ago
where did you come from, where did you go
where did you come from Cotten-Eye Joe
it had't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'ld been married long time ago
where did you come from, where did you go
where did you come from Cotten-Eye Joe
If it had't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'ld been married long time ago
where did you come from, where did you go
where did you come from Cotten-Eye Joe
(End song)
1p(Genma): AAA.
2p(Naruto): E. DAYUM! YOU ARE SOOOO GOOD!
"Naruto-san. Tomorrow, we are doing your endurance training. Then, we will play the electric slide…"
"Burr…."
Noticing that Naruto was still in a shocked state, Genma approached him.
"Ramen." Genma flatly said.
Suddenly, Naruto snapped back to his moronic stupor. What is stupor you ask? It's what Naruto is.
"BELIEVE IT!" Naruto cried.
"What the…"
Suddenly, Naruto snapped back to his moronic consciousness.
"IT WAS SO HORRIBLE! THE PAIN! THE IMAGES! " Naruto cried.
"It's alright, come to uncle Genma…"
"Oh Genma, I dreamt that people were controlling my voice, controlling my actions, controlling my bladder, CONTROLLING MY PROSTATE GLAND! They did this all… with a writing utensil…"
"That's ridiculous. Oh, it's 2:15. Time to worship Masashi Kishimoto."
A prayer later…
"Okay, now that's done… Time to play DDR!"
"Wait, where did my endurance training go?"
"You will do endurance training while playing of course."
"I don't remember you telling me this…"
"Bah. Oh well."
The two approched the matt. A third figure appeared.
"S-sasuke?" Naruto asked.
"Yes, it is me." Sasuke said plainly.
"What's this teme doing here?"
"He is your endurance training. No further questions, the game is starting."
(Start song)
It's Electric!
Sasuke did some hand seals
You can't see it
It's electric!
You gotta feel it
It's electric!
Ooh, it's shakin'
It's electric!
Jiggle-a-mesa-cara
She's a pumpin' like a matic
She's a movin' like electric
She sure got the boogie
"CHIDORI!" Sasuke thought as he trust his palm on to the floor, electrocuting both players. Genma seemed unfazed.
"YEAOCH! WHAT GIVES TEME!" Naruto shouted.
"This is your endurance training. You must complete this song while being shocked.
"You know, I would laugh at the irony if this wasn't so freaking painful.
You gotta know it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie!
Now you can't hold it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie!
But you know it there,
Yeah here there everywhere
The same students that did the Cotton-Eye Joe also proceeded to do the electric slide. How hip.
I've got to move,
I'm going on a party ride
I've got to groove, groove, groove,
And from this music
I just can't hide.
Are you comin' with me?
Come let me take you on a party ride
And I'll teach you, teach you, teach you
I'll teach you the electric slide
Naruto's vision started to blurr. Sasuke seemed to enjoy this. What a sadist.
Some say it's mystic
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
You can't resist it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie You can't do without it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
Jiggle-a-mesa-cara she's a pumpin' like a matic
She's movin' like electric
She sure got the boogie
Don't wanna lose it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
But you can't choose it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
But you know it's there,
Yeah here there everywhere
Naruto startled to stumble. Genma put on his cool shades.
HORN INSTRUMENTAL
I've got to move,
Come let me take you on a party ride
And I'll teach you, teach you, teach you
I'll teach you the electric slide
HORN INSTRUMENTAL
Some say it's mystic
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
You can't resist it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
You can'y do without it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
Jiggle-a-mesa-cara she's a pumpin' like a matic
She's movin' like electric
She sure got the boogie
Sasuke turned around to eat a soldier pill. Activation Chidori for minutes at a time was hard work. Unfortunately, all the females doing the electric slide saw that it was the raven-haired boy.
"Oh crap!" Sasuke exclaimed as the girls tried to grope him.
Suddenly, Sasuke redirected his palm to kill the girls. None of them survived. Then, Sasuke reredirected his palm for Naruto.
Don't wanna lose it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
But you can't choose it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
But you know it's there,
Yeah here there everywhere
Naruto passed out.
(End Song)
Scoreboard
1p(Genma): AAA. You look dashing with cool shades.
2p(Naruto): E. OMG TWO Es IN A ROW!
Sasuke ceased thunder and carried Naruto back to his room.
END CHAPPIE
