Naruto Plays DDR 2: The Prophecy Fulfilled.
I don't own Naruto. I never will. Sigh.
I don't own Konami who made dis awesome, radical game. I don't own the songs either.
Oh gosh dudes. Soooooooo freakin sorry for the late update. No ideas came to my head while I was meditating, (sleeping). Well, this chapter isin't that great.
Family Guy pwns. You may recognize one of the scenes.
I don't own Sesame Street.
The Song is Chop Suey by System of a Down.
-For those who don't know what doubles play is, it's using two DDR matts.
I am also accepting song ideas from anyone who reviews. Yay.
LAST TIME ON DIS SEQUAL
Both ninjas saw their life gague reduce to almost nothing.
Drifting away
Drifting away
"LAST ARROW! MUST NOT LOSE!" The two cried as they struggled to tap the metallic (oohhh!) pad.
They missed.
Drifting away
(End Song)
SCOREBOARD
1p(Naruto):E! OMIGOSHIES!
2p(Sasuke): E! OMIFRIGGINGOSHIES!
The two fainted. Ha. Naruto fainted over again. Haha. I laugh. Ha ha.
"SEASAME STREET, COUNTDOWN TO THE APOCOLYPSE!" Naruto mumbled as he drooled on what appeared to be the woman's bathroom.
"EEEEEEK! HENTAI!" some girls shrieked as they took out their deadly and stylish Barbie ninja stars.
"HOLY CRAP!" Naruto yelled as he struggled to get out alive.
Our blonde idiot wakes up.
"Whew. It was just a dream. That dream was even worse than that time I dreamed I was the Cookie Monster."
FLASHBACK (Naruto's POV)
It was a white room. Padded. Light. I was only restrained to a bed by a mere stray jacket. After my daily NO COOKIES speech, I decided to watch a little tube. Then, THEY came.
Three men. All in white. One looked like a doctor. The other two looked as if they took friggin steroids every morning.
"Check the bed." The doctor one said.
They rummaged through my safe, padded bed.
One of them emerged with a plate of soft, delicious cookies, baked by mother herself.
"What are these doing here?" The doctor asked.
"Uh, I don't know how they got there, I swear." I managed.
"Well I think you do know."
"Uh no uh, Stan was uh, making the beds earlier so uh," Was all that I could muster. Then, I leaped for the soft crispy cookies.
The two men pinned me down to my trusty, rusty bed..
One took out a tranquilizer.
"YOU GUYS ARE FRIGGIN NAZIS MAN! NAZIS!"
Also, a quick word from Russia.
In Soviet, Russia, Fanfiction reads you! (No offense Russian dudes)
End Flashback
"I still get shudders whenever I think about it…."
Poof.
"Naruto-san. Time for your doubles strength training." Genma flatly stated.
Naruto flinched.
"When the hell did you get here?"
"Come. There is something I must warn you about your training today. Even the strongest men crumble before the doubles DDR."
"?" Naruto said.
"You heard of Iruka's parents right?"
"They died."
"Yes, but it was not the fox's fault, it was DDR."
"?"
"Allow me to explain. The fox thing was just an excuse so Iruka won't be ashamed."
"So what really happened?"
"Their minds were warped. They are currently in a nutcase house. Their everyday conversation goes like this:"
-Happy Farm-
Daddy Iruka: My spoon is to big…
Daddy Iruka: My spoon… is to big…
…
…
…
Daddy Iruka: My spoon is to… big…
Mommy Iruka: I AM A BANNANA!
-Konohana-
"Oh… What a shame…" Said Naruto.
"Are you sure you want to do this?"
"Yes."
"Very well…"
Suddenly, the two men were warped to the nearest DDR matt.
Select Style: Doubles play------------(See A/N at top of page)
Select Difficulty: Whatever you think is appropriate.
Select Song: Chop Suey
-Start Song-
Wake up
(wake up)
Grab a brush and put on a little make up
Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
(hide the scars to fade away the shakeup)
Whyd you leave the keys up on the table
There you go create another fable
The awesome power of the Doubles Play rocks your socks. Naruto had to run between matts. Genma just sighed.
You wanted to
Grab a brush and put on a little makeup
You wanted to
Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
You wanted to
Whyd you leave the keys up on the table
Naruto thought of a brilliant idea.
"KAGE BUNSHIN (cheapass) jutsu!" He cried. Another clone came out. The carbon copy manned the other matt.
I don't think you trust in my self righteous suicide
I cry when angels deserve to die (die)
Wake up
(wake up)
Grab a brush and put on a little make up
Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
(hide the scars to fade away the shakeup)
Whyd you leave the keys up on the table
There you go create another fable
Genma did a hand seal for evil little cheaters like Naruto. He quickly dismantled the carbon copy. Genjutsu was apparent. Naruto didn't notice. Sakura "appeared" in a pink bikini, doing a lap dance for Naruto. Naruto being Naruto cried for joy, quickly forgetting the DDR.
You wanted to
Grab a brush and put on a little makeup
You wanted to
Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
You wanted to
Whyd you leave the keys up on the table
I dont think you trust in my self righteous suicide
I cry when angels deserve to die
In my self righteous suicide
I cry when angels deserve to die
Father father father father
Father into your hand I comend my spirit
Father into your hand why have you forsaken me in your eyes
Forsaken me in your thoughts
Forsaken me in your heart
Forsaken me ohh
Trust in my self righteous suicide
I cry when angels deserve to die
In my self righteous suicide
I cry when angels deserve to die
SCOREBOARD: 1p: Z--- Cheaters deserve to rot in hell.
END CHAPPIE!
