Naruto Plays DDR 2: The Prophecy Fulfilled.
I don't own Naruto. I never will. Sigh.
I don't own Konami who made dis awesome, radical game. I don't own the songs either.
I don't own Azumanga Daioh either.
I don't own Love Hina either.
I don't own WoW either.
There are a lot of things I don't own.
This is the only chapter that will be done in first person. Sorry.
I think I might need a Beta reader.
Last time on dis story.
You wanted to
Grab a brush and put on a little makeup
You wanted to
Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
You wanted to
Whyd you leave the keys up on the table
I dont think you trust in my self righteous suicide
I cry when angels deserve to die
In my self righteous suicide
I cry when angels deserve to die
Father father father father
Father into your hand I comend my spirit
Father into your hand why have you forsaken me in your eyes
Forsaken me in your thoughts
Forsaken me in your heart
Forsaken me ohh
Trust in my self righteous suicide
I cry when angels deserve to die
In my self righteous suicide
I cry when angels deserve to die
SCOREBOARD: 1p: Z--- Cheaters deserve to rot in hell.
END CHAPPIE!
"XD" Naruto said.
"What is there to XD! About?" Genma asked.
"XD"
"ookay…" Genma started to back off.
"XD"
"Crap. He's caught the Azumanga Daioh disease…" Genma muttered. Slowly, he reached for a bat.
"XD"
Using awesome ninja skills, Genma poofed behind Naruto.
RIIING!
The phone rang.
"Crap!" Genma thought.
"I'll get that" Naruto said as he walked away, like nothing ever happened.
30 NINJA SECONDS LATER
"NANII?" Naruto screeched.
"That's right. You're going to go to the obscure-enough-to-not-be-mentioned-on-a-map-island. Damn, that's a mouthful…"
"Obscure-enough-to-not-be-mentioned-on-a-map-island?"
"It's a bootleg version of the survivor's island. Don't blame me, it was on half price."
"That was NOT on the contract. I DEMAND you to come here." Naruto said.
Poof.
I appeared. Hooray.
"What is it?" I asked.
"It said that you could torture me, humiliate me, and even make me watch paid programming, but it did not say you could kill me.
"You are on Shinobu's contract."
"Shinobu?"
-Flashback-
"Right. So if I find your long lost sister, you would give me a balloon?" Naruto asked.
"Hai!"
"In that case, I'll be right back"
45 NINJA SECONDS LATER
"Here you go!" Naruto said.
"W-what is the meaning of this?" asked Hinata.
"This is you long lost sister, Shinobu-chan!" Naruto said.
"Thanks. We'll be going now." Shinobu said, opening a portal to another anime dimension.
"What about my balloon?" Naruto asked.
"Oh, that's right. I'll give you a balloon AND your soul if you end up in an awkward situation with someone involving a contract that you MUST obey under every circumstance."
"Deal"
-End Flashback-
"Remember?" I asked.
"Hmph. That still doesn't explain WHY I have to go."
"Well… This story has been pretty boring. I decided to nearly kill you will other people joining you!" I said.
"-.-. Who's joining me? What does this have to do with DDR?"
"Hmmm… I thought about it and… I'll invite Sasuke because I want him dead…"
"O.o"
"I didn't say that out loud did I?"
"o.O"
"I'll invite Kankuro and Temari, cuz they're cool… I'll invite Choji for no apparent reason… I'll invite Kiba to piss you off…"
"O.o"
"Crap, not again… I'll invite Iruka cause someone gutsa Iruka!"
"…"
"Oh yeah, you'll be playing DDR for your life… Ja…" With that, I poofed away.
"Doesn't it feel like a sudden doom descends on all of us?" Naruto asked Genma.
"Doesn't feel like the world will heal abit once Sasuke is dead?"
"Yeah…"
-Sand residence-
Kankuro and Temari decided that the world was a better place with one less bloodthirsty monster on the loose. They decided to play the awesome…
The one…
The only…
The challenging…
WoW!
"Crap. My rouge just got eaten by a Furbog." Kankuro muttered.
"Shut your yap up. It's my turn to play!" Temari said.
"My, my, we're having fun today!" I said.
"Were the hell did you come from?" Kankuro said, slowly backing away.
"You are invited to die… I mean… go to an expensive free cruise to the obscure-enough-to-not-be-mentioned-on-a-map-island!"
"That sounds bootleg. What's in it for us?" Kankuro asked.
"I won't tell the world that you used a Barbie doll against ninjas once…"
"PUPPET! IT WAS A FRIGGIN PUPPET!" Kankuro yelled defensively.
"I won't tell Lee that you adore his eyebrows…" I said mischievously.
"H-how did you kn-now that?"
"I know… I know… You will be teleported to a ship in 24 hours. Ja…"
-Uchiha Mansion-
"784849384" which roughly translated into: "This career is mocking the very essence of my ability." With that, he disappeared.
"KILL THE RAMEN! HE TOOK THE PRECIOUS!" Red man shouted.
"RASENGAN!" Naruto blew the ramen out of existence.
"YOU FLAMING IDIOT!" yelled Shino, suddenly bursting though the room. THE SHINO yelled again. Such an event would cause… You know what? I ran out of ideas…
"Erm… I was looking for the Uchiha Mansion That's not mentioned in my story…"
"Oh."
"Pretty Pink Nail Polish owns!" Sasuke squealed.
I was about to walk in his room when this comment struck me like a Nazi-suicide-bomber.
"Maybe… Maybe… Maybe not. Wouldn't want him to change his story into a yaoi story. Not that I'd write one. No. I'm almost Homophobic. So I'll just bug off…"
Poof.
-Akamachi (sp?) Residence-
"Pork-fried rice! Wonton Soup! Shark fin soup! Baozi! Mantou! Fortune cookie!" Choji squealed.
"Ah… How troublesome. We are attracting attention…"
"Lighten up, Shikamaru…"
"I could invite Mr. Pineapple. I need another person anyway."
"Listen to this Shikamaru… Today will be a day that will amuse you, astonish you, and even cause you future pains. What a weird fortune."
"Hola! Choji, that fortune might not be wrong. I am t0talpwnage here to say you are invited to stay at a luxury island. Food is included."
"WOO! I AM GOING!"
"There is also a Pineapple show nearby."
"Me too. It's troublesome though… Wait… What's in it for us?"
"I won't tell the world that you sleep with a little deer under your pillow named Bambi."
"LETS GOOOOOO!"
"Good. You will be transferred into a boat 24 hours from now. Ja…"
-Inuzuka (Sp?) Residence-
"Kiba. You are going to go to an anti-cat island. Dog food included."
"I'm not going." Kiba said bluntly.
"I won't tell Akamaru that you were looking at that nice girl who happened to have a cat."
"SHE WAS AT LEAST 16 YEARS OLD! I SWEAR!" Kiba yelled.
"Then are you coming?"
"Fine."
"You will appear at a boat a day from now. Ja."
-Iruka's house-
"Yo. Iruka." I said, appearing at the chunin's desk.
"Ya?"
"Sigh. Don't make me blackmail you. You are going to an island. No charges. Period."
"Why me? I'm so unpopular."
"Someone 'Me gutsa Iruka!' Please don't argue. I don't want to blackmail you."
"Ooookay…"
"You. Boat. 24 hours. Got that? JA!" I said, poofing to the next dimension.
END CHAPTER!
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