Naruto Plays DDR 2: The Prophecy Fulfilled.
I don't own Naruto. I never will. Sigh.
I don't own Rice Kipsies.
I don't own Konami who made dis awesome, radical game. I don't own the songs either.
Holy crap. Many apologize for the late update. As you know, I was struck by the lazy writer disease. I found the cure: sleep. I dreamed of a funny scenario in which was involved with my story
More apologize. On Friday, I will update regularly.
I'll have to put down the mansion until I'm done with this.
Anybody want to be my beta reader?
Last time on dis story.
-Iruka's house-
"Yo. Iruka." I said, appearing at the chunin's desk.
"Ya?"
"Sigh. Don't make me blackmail you. You are going to an island. No charges. Period."
"Why me? I'm so unpopular."
"Someone 'Me gutsa Iruka!' Please don't argue. I don't want to blackmail you."
"Ooookay…"
"You. Boat. 24 hours. Got that? JA!" I said, poofing to the next dimension.
"Naruto, the man said you were going to play DDR for your life." Genma said.
"Your right! If I don't trade, I won't live to see my future!"
"It's okay buddy, we'll cut to a montage."
Quick interruption: You know in those really old shows where there's some fat dude and wants to loose weight. Suddenly, there's this weird montage. The fat dude fails a few times and eventually gets better. Then, at the end, the fat guy (no longer fat) climbs up the stairs of an important government building. Yeah, This is going to be something like that.
Suddenly, Naruto is lifting weights, struggling, but no avail. Later, he is seen eating raw eggs, almost throwing up. Then, Naruto is seen playing DDR with a blind fold on.
A few minutes later (In the anime world, 2 hours) Naruto is successful in lifting the weight. Then, the event of eating the raw eggs was no longer a problem. Finally, playing DDR with a blind fold on proved to be a futile effort for Naruto sucked at it anyway.
A few more minutes later, Naruto is seen running up Hokage mountain. You know, when the montage goes bu bu bu bu to match the sound of the running feet. Yeah.
Then, Naruto reaches the top and does a victory jump, freezing in mid air while the surroundings became blurry. Yeah…
Guess how good Naruto was now. That's right, he still sucked compared to me. But for the bumbling buffoon he was, he was pretty good.
23 Hours later.
"Do you have it?" asked the man.
"The Rice Kipsies? Yeah. Do you know what to do?" I asked.
"Yes."
With that, the mystery man vanished, knocking everybody out and abducting them one by one. Well, I guess they don't really have to be knocked out because they were asleep. You get the point. Anyways.
1 hour later.
The sand sibs, Kiba, Choji, Shikamaru, Naruto, and Iruka arrived at the docking area, not knowing what happened in the past hour.
"So, uh, nice weather today…" Kankuro murmured. However, the surrounding was blunt, dark, and misty. That's because it was two in the morning.
"Sorry, my brother suffers from the stupid disease." Temari sighed.
"You hurt me on the inside. : ("
"Shut up!"
"Okay…"
"What are we supposed to do, wait? Why aren't we on the boat?" Naruto asked.
"Don't ask such stupid questions Naruto…" Said a voice behind them. It happened to be the world's favorite pink haired kunochi, Sakura!
"? T0tal never said anything about you coming."
"That's because, if I humiliate someone, I get a free ride to Kentucky!" Sakura said happily.
"-.-l"
In a flash, everybody appeared on the boat. No questions were asked.
I appeared again to make things less obscure and vague.
"You will be on this boat for a full two days. Your rooms will have your source of entertainment. You will be release for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Oh, and only two beds. I will group you into cabin mates. Naruto, Hinata, and Neji-"
"Freak and shy aren't here…" Naruto said.
"Yes they are. In that box over there." I pointed out.
Suddenly, the two Hyuugas appeared.
"Kinda funny how we missed that."
"What are you doing here Neji, Hinata. You weren't nearly blackmailed to submission." Shikamaru said.
"I let Neji come here because he gave me a bottle of his patterned shampoo." I said, pointing out the bottle.
Gives you that obnoxious shiny hair feeling! Neji's shampoo might contain the following side effects: Acting like crap, feeling like crap, abusing your cousin, farting at random times, loss of appetite, and liver cancer. Neji's shampoo might not be right for everyone. Consult your doctor if Neji's shampoo is right for you.
"Ookay… Hinata, why are you here?" Naruto asked.
"I DON'T STALK YOU!" Hinata shouted.
"0.o"
"Uh… I mean… uh… stammers cutely… blushes..." Hinata murmured.
"Well then, second cabin is Shikamaru, Temari and Kankuro. Third cabin is Kiba, Iruka and Sakura. Well, I'll be going." I said. Little did the ninjas know that I was planning to replace Neji's Shampoo for Shikamaru's and Iruka's. He he he…
Everyone departed and went to their cabins.
Naruto's Cabin
The Hyuugas and the Naruto arrived at their nice room (with two beds).
"What the…"
"Typical…"
A DDR machine was sitting in the middle of the room.
"Sigh. I guess that's why this story isn't called Naruto's Ramen Paradise."
When the three entered, the door behind them shut.
"Now that I noticed, what are we going to do with the two bed situation?"
"I don't think my cousin will be safe with you, so she will be sharing a bed with me." Said Neji.
Hinata hated this idea. Little did anyone know, Neji drools in his sleep. That's not pretty.
"Neji, I am part of the Main house family…" Hinata whispered.
"HOLY CRAP! GET AWAY FROM ME! SLEEP WITH THE RAMEN LOVER!" Neji shouted.
"Saved" Thought Hinata.
Shika's room
The three went in, the doors shut, they realize the two bed situation, they realize that it would be better if Temari sleeps with the Shika.
"I'm going to go to the bathroom…" Shikamaru said.
"No need to tell us."
Then, a single spider crawled across the floor, right in front of Kankuro.
"HOLY CRAP!" Temari shouted.
"EEEEEEK! A SPIDER! AHHHHHHHHHH!" Kankuro shrieked.
Shikamaru burst through the bathroom door.
"Stop screaming woman!" Shikamaru shouted.
"It was my brother."
"You know what would be really cool?" Kankuro said.
"Not you?" Shikamaru said.
"It would be really cool if you didn't tell anybody I screamed like that…"
Temari and Shikamaru stared at Kankuro with those wtf? eyes.
Sakura's Room
The three entered the room, wondering what the hell was going on. Clearly none of them knew what DDR was but, meh.
"So, who gets to sleep with the KIBASTER!" Kiba yelled.
"No one. We decided you would be more comfortable on the rug." Iruka stated.
": ("
"I'm still sweaty from my last mission, so I'll take my shower." Iruka proclaimed.
Stealthily, I switched Iruka's shampoo.
5 minutes later, Iruka shrieked.
"What is it Iruka!" Sakura asked.
"Someone replaced my shampoo with Neji's Shampoo! I feel like crap! But, my hair is strait and soft! I look like a girl!" Iruka shouted!
"Don't worry, your hair is normally spiky. I'm sure it will pounce back sooner or later." Sakura said, taking pictures.
"I have to see Shikamaru at dinner. He'll know what to do!
END CHAPPIE!
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