Naruto Plays DDR 2: The Prophecy Fulfilled.

I don't own Naruto. I never will. Sigh.

I don't own Rice Kipsies.

I don't own Konami who made dis awesome, radical game. I don't own the songs either.

I don't own Homestarrunner.

Anybody want to be my beta reader?


Last time on dis story.

"Someone replaced my shampoo with Neji's Shampoo! I feel like crap! But, my hair is strait and soft! I look like a girl!" Iruka shouted!

"Don't worry, your hair is normally spiky. I'm sure it will pounce back sooner or later." Sakura said, taking pictures.

"I have to see Shikamaru at dinner. He'll know what to do!


Night

In the cabins numbered 1 2 and 3, the unexplained loudspeaker boomed, "Dinner."

The 9 shinobi rushed down to the dinner table (also unexplained) and waited for their grand meal to start.

Up on the grand table was everything everybody wanted. I don't know what they wanted but just improvise for now.

"Who's the new chick?" asked a certain Kankuro, pointing to a certain Iruka.

"I'm not a girl!"

"Suuure you aren't"

"I'm really Iruka, my shampoo has just been replaced by Neji's shampoo!"

"What's wrong with that?" asked Neji.

"I look like a girl."

"I repeat what's wrong with that?"

"o.O"

"What you need is a bottle of shika shampoo!" Shikamaru said, handing him a bottle.

Shika Shampoo contains all the things you see here. Side effects may include: the undeniable urge to look at clouds, increased laziness, saying "how troublesome", the urge to dance like a Goth, having fat friends, having ugly friends who appear to be girls, and constipation. Batteries not included. Now with 30 more Pineapple!

"I'll take it!"

After their meal (which will be one of the few decent meals they'll have in a while), the ninjas returned to their cabins. The reason that no one acted stupid was that they felt the incredible urge to run away, for the dinner table was dark and eerie.


Naruto's bedroom.

The three nin walked in their assigned cabin. Suddenly, Neji pushed Hinata aside, just to pin Naruto to the wall.

"If you lay a finger on my cousin, I'll hotwire car batteries to your nipples, shocking you with 1000 volts you electricity. Then, I'll force you to chop of your egg roll, throwing it to the hungry junk dogs next door. After discarding most of your discarded, burnt corpse, I'll store your eyeballs in a container labeled "pickled sea monkeys". Got that?"

Naruto managed a small nod.

Neji was about to walk to his bed, but turned around to face Naruto again.

"Just so you know, I'm like Chuck Norris. I CAN believe it's not Butter. Got that?"

Naruto stood, petrified. Neji's words echoed through his head

Seeing how Naruto stood petrified, Hinata pushed him onto the mattress.

2 Hours later.

Hinata was fast asleep. Then, she did the most horrifying thing to Naruto. She licked his ear.

Naruto gulped. "What is she doing?" He thought.

Then, Hinata grabbed Naruto in a death hug, hugging him with all fours, like a child holding on to his/her mother's leg.

Now, please understand that Naruto had the uncanny ability to ignore most women. But, when the stereotype-cute-anime-girl is licking your ear and hugging you into submission, you can't ignore it.

Of course Hinata was asleep. If she was awake, she would have died form a disease I just made up, a case of blushing so hard; your head would explode from the immense rush of blood to your head.

Naruto couldn't take it anymore. He just had to push her away. Or at least tell her to stop. Just when he was about to make a move, he felt the presence of a certain Hyuuga with spidery veins.

Suddenly, the words, "car battery… nipples…, egg roll… sea monkey" echoed in Naruto's head.

"No. I will be strong. I must resist…" Naruto thought.

5 minutes later

"Darn it…" Naruto thought. "This girl is just too cute!"

Please know that Naruto was pretty good at controlling his hormones and testerone levels, but this was just putting him to the test.

"Uh… Hinata…"

This woke the girl immediately.

"Y-yes Naruto-kun?"

"P-please, could you…"

Hinata realized her mistake, blushed and pulled away. Naruto sighed with relief and began to doze.

Suddenly (Boy I do do this a lot, don't I?) Hinata did something even worse. She rolled on top of Naruto.

This woke Naruto up immediately.

"Her hair smells so nice… W-wait… What am I thinking? No.. must resist the urge to huddle… Not resisting well!" Naruto's thoughts screamed.

"Dammit!"

Neji stood up, and left for the bathroom.

And so, Naruto endured 8 hours of this form of cuddling. Poor him. Poor sea monkeys.


Shikamaru's Homies.

Unlike Naruto's group, Shikamaru's group were more of night people

"I'm going to take a shower. Looking at Iruka made me feel filthy."

"Yeah yeah…" Temari said.

"Oh and, Temari?" Shikamaru asked.

"Yes?"

"Slap your brother in the face if he does anything stupid, okay?"

"Sure.

"I heard that!" Kankuro shouted. As he said this, he took out his Ipod Nano and began listening to a song. Apparently, he enjoyed this song, as he was bopping his head to da beat.

Temari yawned. "Lemme listen to that."

"No! Don't! Get away!" Kankuro protested.

Using her ninja skillz, Temari appeared behind her brother and snatched the Nano away. Then, she put them on.

She waited

And waited.

But still couldn't believe.

I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic.
You can brush my hair, undress me
everywhere.
Imagination, life is your creation.
Come on Barbie, let's go party!

I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic.
You can brush my hair, undress me
everywhere.
Imagination, life is your creation.

I'm a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world,
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly.
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky

"NOOOOOOO!" Kankuro shouted in defeat.

"HAHAHHAHA!WOOOOOOOAH!HAHAH!" Temari howled.

By this time, Shikamaru (using his wits) found out my devilish scheme of shampoo madness. Darn.

Shikamaru emerged from the bathroom, looking exactly like he was 10 minutes ago.

"AHAH! Sh-shi-Shikamaru! You have to listen to this!" Temari said.

"What is it woman?"

Temari placed a single earphone to his head.

Shikamaru waited.

And waited.

Then waited some more.

But still could not believe.

Both Temari and Shikamaru burst into howls of great laughter.

"I-I th-thougt your were a puppeteer!" Shikamaru cracked.

"HAhah! Not a doll maker! AAAHH!" And the two continued with their laughter.

Kankuro sucked his thumb and waited for the humiliation to end.


Iruka's room

After Iruka's shower, he emerged, looking like his old self again. Apparently, he was immune to the lazy disease.

Sakura was laid down on her nice bed, wondering why Sasuke never came. Then she remembered.

"Am I a lesbian if I like Sasuke?" Sakura wondered.

Flashback.

"Sakura-chaaan!" Sasuke shouted.

" He's been like this ever since he came back from Orochimaru" Sakura thought.

"I considered a sex change! I want my name to be Saskura!" Sasuke shouted.

After that, all hell broke loose for Inner Sakura.

End Flashback.

Kiba cuddled with Akamaru on the rug. Iruka was in his Dolphin p.j's.

What was going inside Kiba's head cannot be explained in pictures, but rather with words.

Kiba's Dream (Or Nightmare)

Ooooh! In my fantsy woooorld!

Akamaru would sleep cuuuuurled!

Neji wouldn't beat Hinata uuuup!

And Shinoo woooould saaaay 'suuuuuup!

Lee would wear is cool jacket! (Check it out yo!)

And Neji just wouldn't have it! (I quit!)

And cats would look like idiot bastketbaaaalls!

End Dream.

And so, our Shinobis endured a full night of hell…

END CHAPPIE!

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