Naruto Plays DDR 2: The Prophecy Fulfilled.

I don't own Naruto. I never will. Sigh.

I don't own Konami who made dis awesome, radical game. I don't own the songs either. Today's song is by Jet. The song is Rollover DJ. In Kiba's dream, it's who let the dogs out by BAHA MEN!

If you guys want to listen to the song, I'll gladly give you a YOUTUBE link.

I Don't own Lassie OR Flipper. Lassie is a good dog. It's just Iruka's imagination.

Last time on dis story.


Kiba's Dream (Or Nightmare)

Ooooh! In my fantsy woooorld!

Akamaru would sleep cuuuuurled!

Neji wouldn't beat Hinata uuuup!

And Shinoo woooould saaaay 'suuuuuup!

Lee would wear is cool jacket! (Check it out yo!)

And Neji just wouldn't have it! (I quit!)

And cats would look like idiot bastketbaaaalls!

End Dream.

And so, our Shinobis endured a full night of hell…


Morning.

So lets recap: Kankuro was being harassed for listening to "Barbie Girl", Naruto was being (sexually) abused by a certain Hinata, and cabin three was having physiological difficulties.

Naruto's room: 7:00 am

"Oh god…" Naruto thought as Hinata began to wake up.

Unfortunately, Naruto could not rest knowing that Hinata was on him. But you already know that.

Hinata blinked her eyes. She was slowly recovering from her sleep. Noticing her awkward position, she immediately sprang out of the bed, blushing. Her blush put tomatoes to shame.

"G-gomen…" she muttered.

With the weight lifted from his body, he immediately fell asleep.

"N-naruto-kun?" she asked.

Now smiling, Naruto drifted off to his land of slumber.


Shikamaru's room: 6:50 a.m.

Kankuro was the only one awake at the time. He was scribbling something furiously onto some forbidden notebook.

Temari was the second to wake up, noticing something was not quite right.

"Is he groping me!" She thought furiously. She lifted her fist and dropped it, making impact with Shikamaru's face.

Now, of course you know that Shikamaru was not a light sleeper. In fact, his sleeper statues currently rates 215 lbs. Sorry for those of you out of the U.S. But, when a fist lands on your face, you have to wake up.

Pow.

"Dammit… What do you want woman?" Shikamaru asked. He had a bright mark on his face.

"Why the hell were you groping me!" Temari shouted.

"I wasn't. How troublesome…"

"Then what's that thing pressuring my bottom!"

"Dunno, woman…"

Temari flipped the blanket over, noticing a certain plush Bambi toy.

"W-what the hell is this?"

"OHH NOEZZ! BAMBI-CHAN!" Shikamaru wailed.

"B-bambi-chan?" Temari smiled.

"Uh I mean… How troublesome?" Shikamaru was crushed. How did Bambi-chan escape from his house?

Temari laughed. And laughed. And laughed. In fact, she laughed so hard that she fell off the bed, clutching her stomach. As she fell, a picture flew out of her pocket.

"Whats this? A black box? No, wait, it looks familiar…… Could it be?"

"Oy, Temari, what are you doing with a picture of Lee's eyebrow?" Shikamaru asked.

Immediately, the laughing stopped.

"Oh cheese logs!"

"Uh, what picture? That is a black box." She stammered.

"No I'm pretty sure it was Lee's eyebrows…"

"What ever gave you that idea?"

"Well, the 'black box' is furry."

"Uh, it could be a catipillar."

"And, there's the fact that you stopped laughing." Shikamaru said.

"Uh. Look, I won't tell anybody about Bambi-chan, and you do the same, got that?" She asked.

"So it is Lee's brow…"

"DAMMIT! Just agree already."

"Fine. It's too troublesome already."

And there Kankuro sat, scribbling in the notebook.


Sakura's room: 7:05

Sakrua's dream:

"Saaaaaaakura-chaaaaan!" Saskura shouted.

"What is is Saskura-chan?" Sakura replied.

"I'm, like, totally going out with- "

End dream

Sakura immediately jumped out of her bed, got dressed, and waited for the loudspeaker. She tried to think about everything un-sasuke

Iruka's dream:

"Yay! It's Flipper!" Iruka called out. He was on a boat, looking at the water. And indeed, there was Flipper there!

"Flipper!"

Suddenly, Flipper turned into Iruka's childhood enemy: Lassie.

"What did you do to Flipper-(Kun or Chan?)

"HEhehehe… Iruka… I'll throw you down the well. I WONT rescue you too! Muwhhahahah!" Lassie laughed.

End Dream

"Ahh!" Iruka shouted as he rose.

"What's the matter Iruka-sensei?" asked Sakura.

"Oh, it's nothing…"

Kiba's dream

Kiba was a hip-hop superstar going all ganster 'n stuff. Now, he was rapping against his greatest enemy-Shino.

Kiba finished his freestyle rap, and now it's Shino's turn.

Who let the dogs out
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
(woof, woof, woof, woof)

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

(woof, woof, woof, woof)

"Oh no!" Kiba thought.

When the party was nice, the party was jumpin' (Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo)
And everybody havin' a ball (Hah, ho, Yippie Yi Yo)
I tell the fellas "start the name callin'" (Yippie Yi Yo)
And the girls report to the call
The poor dog show down

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

I see ya' little speed boat head up our coast
She really want to skip town
Get back off me, beast off me
Get back you flea infested monger

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

I'm gonna tell Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo
To any girls calling them canine Yippie, Yi, Yo
Tell the dummy "Hey Man, It's part of the Party!" Yippie Yi, Yo
You fetch a women in front and her mans behind Yippie, Yi, Yo
Her bone runs out now

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

Say, A doggy is nuttin' if he don't have a bone All dogy hold ya' bone, all doggy hold it
A doggy is nuttin' if he don't have a bone All dogy hold ya' bone, all doggy hold it

Wait for y'all my dogs, the party is on
I gotta get my girl I got my myind on
Do you see the rays comin' from my eye
What could you be friend
That Benji man that's breakin' them down?
Me and My white short shorts
And I can't seek a lot, any canine will do
I'm figurin' that's why they call me faithful
'Cause I'm the man of the land
When they see me they doah-ooooo(howl)

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

The cruel irony defeated Kiba.

End dream.

Kiba immediately sat up.

-Loud speaker-

"All ninja report to the mess hall. It's breakfast time."


Mess Hall.

Like the prom, all the dudes were huddled at one table, the girls on the other.

Naruto sat, barely conscious. Shikamaru was being Shikamaru, Iruka was twitching at Akamaru, and Kiba stood aware of the Baha men. Oh, and Neji was Neji.

Hinata was suffering from after effects of the blush, Sakura was trying to avoid anything that resembled Sasuke, and Temari was looking at the floor.

A waiter came to serve generic cold cereal to everybody.

Naruto was too tired to complain. In fact, he was so tired that he dived headfirst into the cereal, and began to eat like that.

After the generic cold cereal was eaten, I came again. Whoop-dee-frickin-doo.

"Alright. Time for some actual DDR. Who wants to go first?" I asked.

No one raised their hands.

"Don't be difficult like that. If you guys don't raise your hands, I'll pick you."

No volunteers.

"Very well. Iruka aaaaaaaand Shikamaru."

The two miserably walked on the mats.

"Can't you guys be enthusiastic for a while?"

"I loathe generic cereal." Iruka said.

"Whatever. Just play."

Song Begins:

"Got your Rhymes going round in my head
Got your supersonic beats mixing up my Keds
"So dance little DJ come on
"What's your name?

"I wanna move but I don't feel right
Cause you've been playing other peoples songs all night
"So tell what you're trying to say
What's your name?

"Oh my squeal. I love this song more than I love the Power of the Horde. Kagemane-thingy!" Shikamaru's shadow froze the machine.

"Iruka. As a member of the Pineapple clan, I think you know where 'it' is."

"Yes, executor." With that, Iruka poofed and poofed back with a box labled 'it.'

Iruka put his costume on (didn't see that coming) and so did Shikamaru.

I bet your expect something similar to what Garaa and Shikamaru wore before right? Wrong. Iruka had a 'fro with sunglasses shaped like water drops. He had a gold vest and gold pants. I don't really know how to describe it, but both the chunnin were wearing disco clothing. Shikamaru even had a rose between his teeth.

Resume song.

Hey Rollover DJ
You're spinning away
On my time
Hey, who cares what you play
Say whatever you say, I don't mind
Hey, roll over DJ, if you don't mind

Well I know that you think you're the star
A pill poppin' jukebox is all that you are
So tell me it ain't that way
What's you're name?

Indeed, Iruka and Shikamaru were doing the disco. Shikamaru was even dishing out some awesome radical movements like twirling. Then, Iruka and Shikamaru linked arms and stated to do the group wave. How obsessed they were.

Hey roll over DJ
You're spinning away
On my time
Hey, who cares what you play
Say whatever you say, cause I don't mind
Hey roll over DJ if you don't mind
Bridge / Solo

On cue, Shikamaru started to air guitar again. You know, when you have to mash your fingers on the guitar head. Makes that meedly-meedly-meedly-meeeee! Sound. Iruka was doing a belly dance.

"Hey roll over DJ
"You're spinning away
On my time
Hey, who cares what you play
Say whatever you say, cause I don't mind
"Hey roll over DJ if you don't mind
Hey roll over DJ if you don't mind
"Hey roll over DJ if you don't mind

(End song)

Scoreboard:

1p(Iruka): C- What the hell was the belly dance for? That's disturbing.

2p(Shikamaru): A You have no real life do you?


End Chappie

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