Naruto Plays DDR 2: The Prophecy Fulfilled.

I don't own Naruto. I never will. Sigh.

I don't own Konami who made dis awesome, radical game. I don't own the songs either.

Don't own Twister either.

Today's song (sung in Neji's voice) is by Danny Kaye. I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.

I think I mentioned this before, but I don't own Billy and Mandy.

Don't own Flipper.

Last time on dis story.

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(END SONG)

Scoreboard:

1p(Sakura): B+ Dizzaum woman! Did they pay you?

2p:Temari B+ Look behind you.

Indeed, she looked behind. There stood a couple of boys with blood leaking though their noses.

"You… Per… v… erts!" Temari shouted, blasting the nearest head, which happened to be Shikamaru. Shikamaru's lightning reflexes told him to tilt his head, impaling Temari's hand with hair-spikes.

"OOUCH! The hell is wrong with your hair?"

"Troublesome woman. I'll have to wash the blood stains out of my perfect (ha!) hair."

Everyone stared at Temari's bleeding fist. There was not only one cut, mind you. In fact, there were four large gashes in her skin. Nearby ninja inched away from his hazardous hair.

"You all have to go back to your assigned cabins. There is a small leak of Triplodosticninjakillerihopeyournotreallypayingattentiontothisextrememlylongwordforagas gas. We will handle this. You may now applause for your heroic staff." The loudspeaker boomed.

Pause.

"Please, please, enough applause…"

The ninja left obeying the obnoxious loudspeaker.

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Cabin 1

"Dizzaum. I haven't even gotten a chance to show off muh mad skillz yet." Naruto said.

Hinata would answer, but a strange noise from the bathroom interrupted them.

"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
There they are all standing in a row
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
That's what the showman said. La lala lalala!"

"What do you think is going in there, Hinata?" Naruto asked.

"I-I c-can't really p-place my mind on it. I think I've heard this before…"

"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Every ball you throw will make me rich
There stands my wife, the idol of me life
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Roll a bowl a ball, roll a bowl a ball
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch"

"C-could it be?. N-no way… But what if it is?" Hinata murmered.

"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts (they're lovely)
There they are all standing in a row (one, two, three, four)
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head (and bigger)
Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
That's what the showman said"

"B-but it is! There is no o-other reason for this singing!"

"What is it?"

"I- uh I think it's Neji…"

"Neji?" Naruto asked as he barged through the bathroom door.

And indeed, it was Neji.

"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Every ball you throw will make me rich
There stands my wife, the idol of me life
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch (all together now)
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch (harmony)
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Roll a bowl a ball, roll a bowl a ball
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch"

Naruto fainted. Neji was combing his hair, half naked. Bad fangirls. Shoo.

"N-Neji-kun! P-please put some cloths on!" Hinata shouted.

Gasp! She shouted! Such an accomplishment would tilt the balance of the world!

Neji turned around.

"HOLY CRAP! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!" Neji shouted, trying to cover the rest of his body.

"I-is that mine?" Hinata asked, blushing furiously, pointing to Neji's genital area. OMG! NEJI WEARING LADIES UNDERGARMENTS!

"UH-uh-erm. I can explain…" Neji stammered blushing.

Gasp! He blushed! That accomplishment would make aliens rob Orochimaru's genital!

Suddenly, Neji made a few hand seals.

"Forbidden Jutsu: MIND RAPE!" Neji chanted.

Hinata countered with a mirror. Neji raped his own mind. Disturbing.

"AHHH! BAD IMAGES!" Neji screamed. Then he fainted.

Now, if you did your homework correctly, you would know that Hinata was the only person conscious. Seeing the opportunity, she dragged Naruto and Neji by her bed. Oooh naughty thoughts!

She had a tea party.

"Would you like some more tea, Naruto?" Hinata asked to an unconscious body. Then, Hinata dashed behind him, opened his mouth. Then in the most low voice she could possibly make,

"Oh Hinata, your so much better than that pink-haired slut!"

Hinata blushed at her own words.

"Why thank you!" "…honey!" she later added, giving Naruto a peck on the cheek. Heck, if you can't kiss him while he's awake, why not do it while he is unconscious?

"Would you like some more tea, Neji?" Hinata asked as she darted behind Neji.

"Thank you, kind, most bestest cousin! I won't abuse you anymore. Or steal your shampoo. Or panties. Or make out with Tenten behind your back."

"Why thank you Neji!"

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Cabin 2

"Why the hell is your hair so spiky?" Temari asked, wrapping a Band-aid on her hand.

"Didn't I mention it chapters before? It's Heffer Farm's Fruit-to-the Bottom, All Natural Style Yogurt. Or it's my brand of Shampoo."

"Damn you. If it was not for your deadly hair, I would have punched your face in." Temari scowled.

Meanwhile, Kankuro was fast asleep, dreaming of sweet revenge, again!

Dream

Shikamaru and Temari are coming closer to me. Soon, I will have my ultimate revenge. When they get into spot A, I'll fire my awesome puppets and do something horrible to them! MWUhas;djfkadsjf;asdj!

"Troublesome."

"You piss me off."

"Troublesome."

"You piss me off. I'm going to take a shower." Temari said as she walked to spot A.

Kankuro summoned his puppets and trapped Temari inside the cramped up stomach.

"Hold on… I'll (yawn) save you." Shikamaru said as he slowly walked to the puppet. As soon as he got there, one of the hands shoved him inside, cramming the two inside.

"MWUAHAHHAHAH! VENGENCE! MEWWUAAHHA!" Kankuro laughed.

The hands went inside, tickling the ticklish spots of the nin, forcing them to open their mouths. Then, the hands forced them together, locking them in a death kiss.

"MWuahah!"

"Oh yeah. Mmm…" moans came from the puppet.

"What! Your not supposed to enjoy it! NOOOO!" Kankuro shouted.

End Dream

Kankuro woke up, sweaty and all.

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Cabin 3

Out of all the cabins, Cabin 3 was the most peaceful. Sakura was doing her nails, Kiba was reading a random dog book, and Iruka was watching reruns of Flipper.

"And the dog skipped across the field, gaily."

"Hm. What a nice book Kiba's reading. Gaily… Wait. Gay rhymes with Sasuke (Sorta). SasukeSaskurafeminine yaoi story!" Sakura thought.

Then, Sakura started to sob, remembering the cruel dream she had chapters ago.

"WHY! WHY DID YOU GO THROUGH A SEX CHANGE SAUSKE? WHY!" Sakura shouted.

All eyes went on her, including Flipper's.

"Uh, I mean, I hate Ino?"

All eyes went back to their respective places.

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End.

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