Chapter 394 Final Stand

I don't own Bleach or any of the powers and gear used in this story.

The Monstars charge into their locker room, Pound falls on the floor and Blanko steps on his head but he didn't mind he gets up and joined his friends. Bang and Bupkus high five each other as they laugh, Bang pulls Pound into a noogie, but their celebration was cut short they felt shocked upon seeing their boss.

"It's the boss!"Bupkus said and Swackhammer lights his cigar.

"Hello, Mr. Swackhammer."They said

"All right, not bad for the first half, but we got to keep this up."He told them.

Pound shrugs."Hey, no problem. We stole the-"

Nawt interrupted him."We stole the talent boss from the best players of the NBA."

Stan was hidding inside a locker."From the NBA?"

"It was then uh, uh, uh Grandmama, wasn't it Larry Johnson?"Nawt said.

Swackhammer pushes him back."Shut up!"He then smells something."I smell something."

Blanko smells his armpit."Uh, We have been playing really hard."

"Yeah."The others agreed.

"Not you, idiot!"Swackhammer looks at the lockers."It's coming from over here."

Stan got worried and he saw Blanko smelling the door.

"That locker!"Pound said.

"Yeah!"

They broke opened the door revealing Stan who was scared.

"Look!"Bang points at him.

"No!"Stan cries out.

"It's the chubby boy!"

Swackhammer goes foward."Ah, it smells like a spy."

"You guys need a publicist? I can make you big."Stan said trying to avoid they're wrath.

Tune Squad Locker room

The tunes were still feeling down and Michael was trying to bring they're spirits up.

"Look I know we're down."Michael said.

"Oh yeah, let's hear the story."Daffy said with Sarcasm.

"But I've been in this situation many times before."Michael said.

"Oh this is a piece of work."

"We can still win this thing. Its not over with. We gotta come together."

Daffy rolled his eyes."Oh yeah."

"We gotta believe in ourselves. We can come back and win this game."Michael said.

"Yeah, right. that's gonna help us."Daffy said.

They heard knocking on the door, they looked to see Stan who is charred and he moaned in pain.

"Looks like Stan just had a close encounter with a bug zapper."Daffy said.

"The Monstars! The Monstars!"He walks in.

They got worried and he falls down.

"Dude are you okay."Victor and Hank helped him up.

"You all right, Stan?"Michael goes his side.

"The Monstars! The Monstars... stole the talent from the NBA players!"He told them surprising everyone and the tunes groaned.

"So that's what happened to those guys."Michael said.

"I think we should qui-qui- forfeit."Porky and the others agreed.

"Hey!"Victor goes up to him."We didn't get dragged here to be beaten by some ugly Monstars!"

"That's right, your letting them push you around, we gotta show them who's boss."Hank said.

Bugs then goes to a fill bottle with water without them looking and then writes on it.

"We gotta fight em back! We gotta take it to them! We gotta get right in their faces! Now what do you say? Are you with me or not?"Michael finished off and they were sleeping.

"You either wake up or I'm going to kick your ass right now."Victor told them.

"I'm awake!"They got up.

Bugs goes up to Michael."Eh, finished? Eh, great speech and all, doc. Eh, you had them riveted. But, uh didn't you forget something?"

"What?"Michael was confused.

Bugs shows a bottle that said Michael's secret stuff."Your secret stuff."Bugs then drinks it and they saw him become buff flexing his muscles.

"Wow."Lola said.

"Whoa, nice deltoids!"Daffy said.

Bugs winks at the other three while flexing."Play along."

Victor takes the bottle and said:"You gotta be kidding me."

"Eh, stop hogging it Victor."Bugs wrestles with him for the bottle."We're your teammates."Then it goes flying away and Porky gets it drinking it.

"Secwet stuff?"Elmer gets it and drinks it with Porky doing a mean face.

"Secret stuff?"Daffy said.

"You wouldn't hold out on us, would you?"Sylvester said.

"No. I mean, I didn't think you guys really needed it. I mean you're so tough and competitive."Michael said.

Foghorn goes foward."We're also chicken son." Sylvester and Wile E are fighting over the bottle."We need it bad."He takes out and drinks the water.

"Hey!"Sylvester said.

Foghorn passes it to Daffy.

"Uh, I'd like a sip of that."Stan said.

"Yeah!"Daffy catches it.

"Could I have a sip please?"Lola said.

"You know, this goes against to everything they taught me in health class."Daffy said.

Michael stares at him."Do you wanna win or not?"

"Bottoms up!"He then drinks it and passes it to Stan."Yummy."

"All right, how about we go out and kick some alien butt huh?"Michael said and they put they're hands together."Let's go. All right. Ready?"

"Yeah!"

They went out to play and Stan tries to drink the secret stuff, but its already empty.

At the game

They went out with the crowd cheering. Bang and Daffy growl at each other. Taz leans in close and Porky growls with Bupkus.

It's the Monstar's ball and Bang passes the ball to Pound.

"Open!"Pound catches the ball.

Bugs goes riding on a motorcycle and dressed like a mailman, he then steals the ball surprising Pound."Coming through!"

Michael goes foward."Bugs!"

Bugs then stopped."Special delivery!"He throws it back letting Michael dunk it inside the hoop.

Swackhammer sees the score."No! Boo!"

Bupkus has the ball and dribbled it a few times, he jumped up in the air and he prepared to slam dunk but suddenly his eyes widen with shock he sees the hoop full of rockets and explosive devices.

He stopped and looks to the crowd before it explodes.

Bugs and Wile E. were the ones who set them off looking at the explosion.

"Eh, nice kaboom, Wile E."Bugs said making him smile.

Then Bupkus angrily grabbed Wile E and pulls him to his face showing his teeth but then someone shot most of his teeth shocking him.

He then sees Elmer and Yosemite wearing black suits, sunglasses and have two pistols pointing at Bupkus. Elmer and Yosmite look at each other and back at Bupkus then they shoot off his last set of his teeth.

Michael has the ball he dribbles it, trying to dodge Bang, Nawt, and Bupkus they tried to catch Michael but failed and throws the ball at the hoop gaining two more points.

Hank and Victor passed at each other, Nawt tries to get them but Victor dodges making him fall to the ground."Nice try you Gremlin."

They threw the ball at the hoop gaining more points.

Blanko passes the ball to the Pound.

He looks at Nawt and Bang."Let's teach 'em a lesson."He then runs foward.

Sylvester appeared with a fishing pole and he swung the pole and catches Pound's shorts pulling them out.

Pound stops to see his butt and covers his up with his shirt.

"Nice butt!"Lola said with everyone laughing.

Taz has the ball and slam dunks it. Michael has the ball next and heads for the hoop Pound and Bupkus tried to catch him but failed and Michael slam dunked

Foghorn and Sylvester lift Porky, he has the ball and Pound goes after him.

"Se, going up."Porky said.

"You're mine boy."Pound goes to get them but Porky slams the ball through the hoop making it hit Pound's face.

"Yeah they're doing it!"Ben cheers with everyone doing the same back home.

Ulquiorra just watches and said:"Why do humans enjoy this kind of thing?"

"It's awesome!"Lilynette said.

Nawt, Pound, and Bang are charging in with the ball hoping to score. But then Michael holds up Pepe, while he, Bugs, Foghorn and Tweety are wearing gas-masks.

"Hello! A little surprise for you, my friends."Pepe said.

They smelled him making all the Monstars fall down.

Pepe was up and he puts the ball on the hoop and kisses it down."Two points."

Michael jumps in the air, Pound and Nawt growled trying to stop him, he slam dunked the ball in the hoop hitting Nawt in the head.

Victor trips Bang making him fall and he dunks the ball.

Hank runs foward and he scores two points too.

"Dang!"Swackhammer was angry.

Daffy then painted Pound's shorts form behind."Ooh, this will be good."

Everyone was laughing before Toro who was on the crowd saw the red paint, he snorts and growls angrily.

Then they saw him charge foward with the others moving away. Pound felt scared and he turns his head to see Toro coming at him with his horns down. Toro then hits Pound's butt and Pound goes flying above the air screaming in pain.

Tweety is flying around and the Monstars surround him.

"Okay, birdie."Bang said.

"Uh-oh."Tweety looks at them grinning.

He then goes into a karate pose shocking them, Tweety punched Pound and Bupkus, then punched Bang in the stomach. He twisted Blanko's neck, then he bites Pound's ear which causes him to yell in pain. Then he pulled Bupkus's hair and pulled it off, then he kicks Bang's chin and falls on the floor.

Elmer jumps in the air and slam dunked the ball into the hoop.

"Yes!"Michael said.

"Time out!"Swackhammer come down.

The group was together and Victor said:"Great going you guys."

"Alright!"The girls cheered.

"All right guys, We're right back in this game. Come on now. Let's play some tough defense."Michael said.

Swackhammer looks at his men while pointing at Michael and the two Team Light members."Why didn't you get these guys?"

"He's a baseball player."Bupkus said.

"Yeah Baseball player and the others are just kids."Nawt said.

"That's insulting."Victor said.

"Looks like basketball players to me."Swackhammer said.

"Yeah, me too."Blanko said.

"They're the ones I want in Moron Mountain."Swackhammer said.

"Hey!"Michael calls out to him.

"Are you talking to me?"Swackhammer said.

"Yeah I'm talking to you, you want a piece of us? Come and get it."Michael said.

"Yeah!"Hank and Victor said.

Swackhammer smiled and chuckled evilly."What do you have in mind?"

"What about we raise the stakes a little bit?"Michael said.

Swackhammer smiled his cigar."Hmm. Interesting."

"If we win, you give the NBA players their talent back."Michael said.

"But what if we win?"Swackhammer said.

"If you win... You get me."Michael said.

"Good deal boss."Pound said.

"Eh doc do you think its a good idea?"Bugs said but Michael covers his mouth.

"And the other two?"Swackhammer said.

Hank and Victor looked at each other and Hank said:"How about this, you'll get us if we lose in trade for a handicap."

He smirks before blowing smoke."You'll be our star attraction. You'll sign autographs all day long... and play one on one with the paying customers. And you'll always lose. Do we have a deal?"

Michael looks at him before extending his hand."Deal."

They shook hands before they went to they're sides and Swackhammer said:"Alright."

"I don't think you should've done that doc."Bugs said.

"I have faith in my team."Michael said.

Swackhammer then looks at them."Crush 'em!"

Marvin blows the whistle and Wile E has the ball running down the court and dribbling the ball.

Pound, Nawt, and Bang charge at him with Pound saying:"Defeating time, boys!"

Wile E got scared before he breaks into piece. His arms and legs landed on the floor and one of his arms holds up a sign that says "Ouch!"

Porky stutters before Bang and Bupkus butt-slamed Porky, making him flat.

Sylvester has the ball before Pound steps on him."Goodbye!"

Michael has the ball. He tries to get past Pound and Bupkus, but then Pound backhands Michael in the head.

Victor and Hank got hit against each by Pound and Bang.

Elmer tried to score but Bupkus elbows him down to the floor.

Foghorn has the ball, running to the hoop but Bupkus hits him with the back of his fist and Nawt kicks Taz.

Bupkus uses Tweety as a golf ball and uses Foghorn as a golf club."Fore!"He hits Tweety making him scream and he lands at the bench.

Bubbles sees Tweety hurt making her sad.

Daffy looks and sees Bupkus behind him and he smashed Daffy with his hand. He lifts up his hand and sees Daffy stuck to his hand.

"But mommy I don't want to go to school today."Daffy said.

Pound has the ball and he elbowed Michael.

Daffy hugs Bupkus face."I want to stay home and bake cookies with you."He pulls him off but his face got changed.

Bugs then saw Pound on top of the hoop looking at Lola.

"Lola, Lola, heads up."

She looks back and sees him coming down.

"Belly flop!"

"Look out!"Bugs pushed Lola out of the way and he gets crushed instead. Lola rolled around and felt shocked seeing Bugs crushed by Pound.

"Bugs!"She said.

"Is this your man?"Pound gets up and walks away.

She then holds him."Are you okay?"

"Me? Oh, yeah I'm fine. Are you okay?"

"Oh, Bugs, thank you."She smiles at him.

"Aw. It's nothing."

"That was the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me."She gives him a Kiss before going, Bugs has hearts in his eyes.

"Time out."Michael said.

Then he, Hank and Victor saw all the tunes hurt.

"Okay, we need a fifth player."Michael said.

"Who the heck are we going to get?"Victor said.

They looked at Stan who was excited making them sigh.

"Stan?"Michael said.

"Yeah? Uh, me?"

"Your in the center. Just guard the big guy okay?"Michael said.

Stan gets up taking off his jacket."Guard him? Guard him? I'll smother him! I'll be all over him like a cheap suit! I'll be on him like stink on rice! I tell you he's going down!"He then falls down.

The game resumes and Marvin passes the ball to Lola and she passed to Michael. Michael dribbled the ball and the Monstars charge at him and surround him trying to steal the ball. Stan runs to position.

"Michael over here. Over here, over here I'm open, I'm open!"Stan calls out.

Michael passes him the ball but he looks up to see Bang roaring and jumping on him. Before Stan can move he gets crushed by Bang then Bupkus, Blanko, and Pound dogpile on Stan. The ball slips out of Stan's hands, it flies to the hoop and scored three points.

"Yes!"Michael said.

Pound then gets off him."Big man pancake!"

They all saw that Stan was flat as a pancake making them worried.

Two medical dogs approach Stan with a bed.

"Let's get him out of here!"Little one said.

The little medical dog puts an air hose in Stan's mouth and they pump him up like a balloon. The big medical dog pulls the hose out of Stan's mouth. He makes a farting noise as he deflates the air out of him flying through the ceiling.

"Ew."Lola said with her and the girls holding they're noses.

Stan lands on the bed and he's back to his normal self. The crowd applauded as Michael looks on the dogs wheeled Stan away.

Michael then looks at them."How'd he do that?"

"Aw, anybody could do that doc. Even you. Watch this."Bugs chokes Daffy and stretched his neck.

"Watch what? See? No sweat. This is Looney Tune Land."Daffy said.

The trio looked at the time to see they only have 10 seconds.

"Ten seconds ago? Thanks for telling me doc."Michael said.

Marvin then came."I hate to the bearer of bad news, your airness, but if you don't find a fifth player, your team will forfeit the game."

"Forfeit?"Victor said.

"Precisely, your wickedness."

"We'll find someone."Hank said.

Bill Murray arrived and hums fanfare he wears a Tune Squad uniform and a red shirt.

"Bill Murray!"Hank and Victor got excited.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! I didn't know Dan Aykroyd was in this picture!"Swackhammer said.

"Hey! Perhaps, I could be of some assistance."Bill Murray said.

"Mr. Murray I love your movies."Hank said.

"Thanks Kid."Bill said.

"Thanks Bill. Now you get to live up your dream. Let's go."Michael said.

"All right."Bill said.

"All right, we need to score two points..."Michael tried to explain.

"Here's how I see it."Bill said and he looks at Victor."Kid?"

"Yes."

"You kick it in to the girl bunny down in the post."

"Wait, we're on defense."Hank said reminding them.

"Whoa, ho, ho, I don't play defense."Bill said.

"Typical."Michael said.

"All right. You're gonna have to listen to Mike on this guys. Listen up."Bill said.

"Somebody steal the ball, get it to me, and I'll score before the time runs out."Michael said.

"Don't lose that confidence. OK! Paws and wings in here! All right!"Everyone put they're hands together.

"Also i'll be cashing in that handicap, oh girls."Hank calls out to them.

"Yes?"They looked at him.

"Your in this game too."He said.

"Alright!"They flew in.

"Are they strong?"Bill asked.

"Oh yeah."Hank said.

"Then I have an idea for them."Bill said.

It's the Monstars ball and Marvin gives the ball to Bupkus."Now, let's all play fair. Here."Bupkus hits him away with his elbow.

Bupkus throws the ball to Pound but then Buttercup hits him in the gut making the ball fly off.

Bill then gets it."This must be mine."He then dribbles the ball."Whoo-hoo! This belongs to me. I'm going left! I'm going left!"He passes to Michael while Pound goes after him.

"Mike!"Victor calls out and Michael passes to him.

Victor dribbles the ball avoiding Bang and Nawt before he passes it at Hank who dodges Bupkus, then passes at Bill.

Bill catches the ball and Blanko approaches him."Bring it on, dude."

Bill then trips him."Whoopsie-daisy. Whoo-hoo."He then passes to Michael.

"Your mine!"Pound goes after him but Michael jumps up making him fall down and uses his head as a step, then his butt letting him jump up.

Nawt and Blanko went next Pound before they heard a voice."Oh boys."

They looked and saw the girls staring at them with smirks.

"Uh oh."They got worried.

"Powerpuff girls, get them!"Blossom said.

They charged at the three punching and kicking at them.

"This is for everyone that your hurt!"Buttercup punches Pound.

"This is for ruining other peoples lives!"Blossom pulls on Nawt's ears making him scream.

Bubbles them lifts Blanko by the leg using him as a club."And this is for hurting the little Birdy!"She slams him against the other two.

They were in pain with the world spinning.

Michael was going for the hoop but then Bupkus and Bang grabbed him making Michael grunt.

Michael begin to stretch his arm, reaching for the hoop and he is preparing to slam dunk. Bang and Bupkus look on in shock.

Michael slam dunks the ball into the hoop and the horn blows. The crowd cheers wildly, Swackhammer yells in rage with the tunes winning by one point.

Michael let's go of the hoop and lands on his feet.

"The Tunes win!"

Everyone back home and they're friends cheered for them.

Michael goes up to Bill."That was a nice pass, man."

"That was a great stretch for the basket, too."Bill said.

"You know, you really got some skills. You might be able to play in the NBA."Michael said.

"Thanks, Mike. I'll probably quote you on that. But I'm gonna take this opportunity to retire from the game of basketball."Bill said.

"Wait before you go."Victor said with him and Hank going up to Bill."Can we please have your autograph?"

"Now that I can do."Bill then signs papers they got and they took a picture together.

"Losers!"Swackhammer said to his team.

"Sorry!"

"Choke artists!"

"Sorry again."

"Wait until I get you back on Moron Mountain."He steps on Pound's foot making him cry in pain, he then looks at the tunes."All right. The party's over. Get in the spaceship."

"Why do you take it from this guy?"Michael asked.

"Because he's bigger."Bupkus said.

"He's bigger."Pound raises and eyebrow."

"Than we used...to be."Bang said.

"Wait a minute."The Monstars realized it.

"What are you doing?"Swackhammer got nervous.

They then grabbed him."Come here!"

"Hey! Wait! What are you dong? Wait! Let go!"Swackhammer said.

The Monstars laugh as they put Swackhammer in a rocket, Bugs and Wile E smiled. The rocket takes off and heads for the ceiling as the Monstars wave good-bye to their new ex boss. Outside the arena, the rocket blasts through the ceiling and it heads for space. Swackhammer screams as he zooms fast as he heads for the moon and he lands it on.

"Now that's funny."Victor said.

"Had it in you all the time, didn't you?"Michael said and they smiled."One thing though. Pass me the ball, Bugs."Bugs passes him the ball."You gotta give my friends their talent back."

They got shocked."What?"

"Do we have to?"Pound said.

"It's part of the deal."Hank said.

"Awww."

They each out they're hands on the ball before all the talent goes away making them shrink back to they're original size.

"That was so much fun."Bupkus said.

"I feel so insignificant."Bang said.

"My clothes won't fit."Pound said.

"Well do you boys want to stay here in this world?"Blossom asked.

"Yeah!"They smiled.

"Well theres one thing we gotta first."Blossom said.

They sigh and Pound said:"Go ahead."

"Good."

The girls then punched them and they gave them a taste of they're own medicine.

"Well looks like our work here is done."Victor said.

"Hey!"Michael calls out to them."I have something that would interest you both."They got curious.

Later

"The Chicago Bulls welcome back... Michael Jordan!"

The stadium was packed, after Michael gave back the talent to his friends in the NBA he got Victor and Hank front row seats to a game.

"Can you believe it, front row."Victor said.

"And they all gave us they're autographs."Hank said.

"Yeah let's go Bulls."Victor cheers and they played.

Note: Here's the end to the Space Jam arc with the group winning, Victor and Hank even got to meet Bill Murray and all the Basketball players.