Naruto Plays DDR 2: The Prophecy Fulfilled.

I don't own Naruto. I never will. Sigh.

I don't own Konami who made dis awesome, radical game. I don't own the songs either.

Did you guys see ep 199? It was funny. The part with Naruto and Hinata was hilarious.

I love bashing Sas-uke, Sauce gay, Saskura, Sakuske and any other affiliated names with Sasuke. Especially Uchia Sasuke.

Super Shino OOC!

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Last time on dis story.

Cabin 3

Out of all the cabins, Cabin 3 was the most peaceful. Sakura was doing her nails, Kiba was reading a random dog book, and Iruka was watching reruns of Flipper.

"And the dog skipped across the field, gaily."

"Hm. What a nice book Kiba's reading. Gaily… Wait. Gay rhymes with Sasuke (Sorta). SasukeSaskurafeminine yaoi story!" Sakura thought.

Then, Sakura started to sob, remembering the cruel dream she had chapters ago.

"WHY! WHY DID YOU GO THROUGH A SEX CHANGE SAUSKE? WHY!" Sakura shouted.

All eyes went on her, including Flipper's.

"Uh, I mean, I hate Ino?"

All eyes went back to their respective places.

Now I bet you're wondering about the wear bouts of Chouji? Well, not to worry, he died of heart attack. He is currently used as an emergency anchor.

Recap:

Hinata having a tea party

Kankuro dreaming of revenge

Sasuke is now Saskura.

"We interrupt your bleak and meaningless lives to give you a full 30 minutes of socialization because we are not responsible for any deaths by roommates. No need to applause." The loudspeaker boomed.

Silence.

"When we mean don't applause, we mean applause."

Silence.

"Thank you, thank you."

Silence.

The ninjas went to the lobby, unwilling to share anything they had to say before. Hinata gave Naruto another quick kiss before waking him up. How sweet.

But, before that, Neji mind-raped Naruto.

The ninja all gathered around the circle, not really willing to admit anything. Then, Sakura broke the silence.

"A message to all you guys, don't ever go through a sex change. Don't make the same mistake Sas-uke, uh I mean, Sauce gay, erm uh, Saskura made."

Naruto snickered.

"Sauce-that-is-gay got his eggroll removed :-)" Naruto smiled.

"That is obvious since he went through the second curse seal." Shikamaru stated.

"Yeah, he was like some sort of goth/creepypurpleguyfrommcdonalds hybrid, with lots of hands and fingernails coming out of his back." Naruto stated.

"Well, I'm glad he was gone for that amount of time. The world healed abit with one crazed homo gone." Kiba mentioned. Akamaru barked in agreement.

"Don't be so harsh on Saskura-chan" Iruka said. Of course, he didn't really mean it.

"Yeah, we should be harsher on that low life sonova gun." Naruto huffed.

"I think we should stop bashing Sas-uke or the author might get hit with a brick." Shikamaru stated.

"So… what kind of ramen did you have before we came on this madhouse?" Naruto asked.

"I, myself, had miso pork ramen." Naruto

"Ano… I had miso pork ramen too…" Hinata.

"Spicy." Kiba

"I had seaweed with ordinary ramen. It somewhat matches my perfect hair." Neji-the-mind-rapist.

"Too lazy to make it." Too lazy to tell you who it is.

"Chicken." Temari.

"Dirt flavor 'cause Temari makes me eats it." Kankuro.

"No ramen cause it reminds me of Saskura, somewhat." Sakura.

"Dolphin flavor." Iruka.

"The hell? What did you say?" Naruto asked.

"Miso." Iruka said again.

"We interrupt your useless, meaningless, ramen-flavored conversation to bring your wonderful news. Our guest of honor has arrived! The Queen of DDR himself, SHINO!" The loudspeaker boomed.

(The song Sandstorm is heard.)

A large explosion of smoke appeared and disappeared, only to reveal Shino himself.

"I can't place my fingers on it, but he looks somewhat different." Naruto said.

Indeed, Shino's attire changed. His sunglasses were replaced with pink, heart-shaped glasses. Instead of an extremely heavy overcoat, he had a disco vest. Instead of crap-colored pants, he had, you guessed it, disco pants. In replace of the crappy ninja sandals, Shino had platform shoes. His funky 'fro was x2 of his normal 'fro.

"What is up my funky little dogs!" Shino asked, sounding like Johnny Bravo.

Kiba was unimpressed with this comment.

"W-what happened to your attire, Shino-kun?" Hinata asked, trying not to laugh.

"Ahem, you must address your highness as, 'Shino, the Funkmaster'!" Shino the Funkmaster said.

"I found that my new attire is more hip and funky fresh, is it not?"

At the words "funky fresh" the whole room burst out laughing, except Shino, Hinata, Sakura, Iruka and Shikamaru. Hinata had her head buried in Naruto's chest to hold the laughter in. Laughing reminded Sakura of Saskura, which was too hard to bear. Iruka was a good teacher, who tried not to laugh at his past student's attire. Shikamaru thought it was too troublesome to make an audible noise, indicating a humorous situation.

"Thank you, thank you very much!" Shino said.

Everyone applauded out of pity.

"Now, I'm here to say, good luck to all of you tomorrow, and may the best person come out alive!" The Funkmaster said.

The clapping and laughter stopped.

"Uh, I mean, good luck, and May the best person win!" Shino-ster said.

The applause resumed.

"Thank you, thank you very much!" Shino said. He disappeared in a puffy of love clouds.

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After dinner, the ninja went back to sleep. Are you ready for another night of terror? Hope you are.

Cabin 1

Naruto decided to knock himself out, just to avoid any sexy torture done by the unconscious Hinata.

Sometime around midnight, Naruto woke up to get a glass of water. When he came back, someone started to lick his ear again. Naruto, being a very pissed Morning person rather than a night person said, "Oy, stop licking my ear!"

When he woke the licker up, he found two pearly white eyes staring at him. Perfect hair that was next to godliness found its way up Naruto's shirt, groping his ass.

"Ugh! Hinata! Get off!" Naruto squealed.

"Hmm? I'm not Hinata." Not-Hinata said.

"Then who the… AWW HELL!" Naruto shouted.

He woke up. Someone was licking his ear again. He prayed that it wasn't Neji. It wasn't. It was Hinata.

Naruto cried joyously, hugging the female Hyuuga with all his might. This woke the light sleeper up.

From Hinata's prescriptive, the boy of her dreams had her in a death hug. Of course, the chances of this happening are slim, so she decided to pinch herself. It hurt.

Hinata had another death blush and fell unconscious.

Naruto didn't care. At least she wasn't Neji.

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Cabin 2

Kankuro finally came up with his Masterly-Dasterly plan.

Shikamaru and Temari were about to go to sleep. Shikamaru, being a pro at sleeping, found his pillow rather uncomfortable. He reached under the pillow and pulled out a rather dead-looking Bambi. Two eyes were pulled out, and one leg was torn apart.

"BAMBI-CHAN!" Shikamaru cried.

"The hell happened to your doll?" Temari asked.

"YOU!" Shikamaru shouted, pointing an excusing finger at Temari.

Then, all hell broke loose for the two. Kankuro just sat, smiling at his own handiwork.

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Cabin 3

"Iruka-sensei" Sakura said.

"Hmm?"

"Can I sleep with you?"

Iruka took this the wrong way and shot an Iruka-nose bleed.

"Uhh, Sakura-chan, I'm abit old for you, don' t you think?"

"Perverted. Excellent" Sakura thought.

"Nothing like Sasuke."

"I mean, If I sleep with you, I might not dream of Sasuke, do you know what I'm saying?" Sakra asked.

Reality hit Iruka hard.

"Uh, yeah, sure." Iruka agreed.

2 hours later.

Sakura's dream.

Chibified Sakura was in her own little corner, in her own little chair, where she could wherever she wanted to be.

So she wished she was in the shower with Kakashi and Iruka.

End dream.

Sakura woke up, sweaty, again.

"What the hell is wrong with me?"

END!
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