Couch Bums

Chapter 1

Wardog woke up in the old building that him and Rampage found when they first arrived on Earth. It eventually became a home to them after they stol…. "borrowed" some stuff from stores. Wardog's other two cousins Cy and Upgrade also began to like the place after a while. Wardog's room looked like a torture chamber because on the walls of his room were rows and rows of Helghast weapons he stole on his original escape to Earth. Wardog's bed looked like an average bed if you ignore the fact that a rocket launcher was stashed under his bed! Wardog got out of bed then walked out of his room. He knocked on Cy's room door and there was no answer. Cy's room looked like an old junkyard because there were many old computers and other broken objects that Cy collects but Wardog doesn't know why. Wardog opened Cy's room door to see the usual stuff. Broken computers, old car parts, typewriters and busted video game consoles, "He has got to clean up in here" thought Wardog as he closed the door.

Wardog knocked on Upgrade's room door but remain wary. Upgrade's room looked like a huge hi tech lab because of all the stuff he upgraded. It was what he was designed to do. Wardog reached for the door knob but stopped, "I'll let him sleep" said Wardog. Wardog wasn't usually scared of anything but somethings in Upgrade's room have been known to attack him by accident or on purpose! Wardog walked over to Rampage's room which had a foul odor coming from it. Rampage's room looked like….. on second thought, you don't want to know! Wardog held his nose then turned the knob of Rampage's room slowly. He was sweating like crazy then opened the door and a huge cockroach the size of a dog jumped onto Wardog's head!

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH" screamed Wardog as he threw the huge bug off of his head and it crawled away. Wardog walked into the living room down the hall and was very angry, "DAMN IT, RAMPAGE HAVE YOU BEEN MESSING WITH UPGRADE'S GROWTH RAY AGAIN!" shouted Wardog as he entered the living room to see Rampage, Cy and Upgrade watching TV while sitting on the couch. The TV was looking new and shiny because Upgrade must have done his thing to it. "Hey, Wardog come and join us we now get channels from other planets" said Cy with his African accent, "Are you kidding, I just got jumped by a mutated cockroach, we have to catch it before it gets loose!" shouted Wardog but the other guys continued to watch TV, "Did you say something?" asked Upgrade in Tantalog, "What are you guys watching anyway?" asked Wardog as he walked over to them, "Coming up next on the Rock channel of planet Joba is The Galaxy's Wildest Spaceship crashes" said the announcer on TV then it began to show spaceships crashing into each other, "I like this show" said Rampage in Tantalog.

Then the huge cockroach entered the room and crawled out of the window then Wardog noticed it as soon it got out the window, "Oh crap!" said Wardog as he got up, "What" asked Cy, "It just got out" said Wardog, "What did" asked Cy, "The mutant cockroach!" screamed Wardog, "What?" asked Cy, "For Christ's sake" said Wardog as he put his face into his paws.

(Author's note: Well that was the first chapter and I hope you liked it because there is more on the way! Please Read and Review.)