Naruto Plays DDR 2: The Prophecy Fulfilled.

I don't own Naruto. I never will. Sigh.

I don't own Konami who made dis awesome, radical game. I don't own the songs either.

Today is special. You get to decide who wins. Just put who you want to win in your review. ONLY ONE VOTE DUDE!

Today's song is By Offspring, I Can't Get My Head (Around you)

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Sakura's dream.

Chibified Sakura was in her own little corner, in her own little chair, where she could wherever she wanted to be.

So she wished she was in the shower with Kakashi and Iruka.

End dream.

Sakura woke up, sweaty, again.

"What the hell is wrong with me?"

Indeed. What was wrong with Sakura? Here's a FLASHBACK. Yes, we all know how you love your totally useless flashback. Ahem

Flashback

A lovely spring day full of joy until… IT… happened. Kakashi was going to meet his girlfriend… Let's call her Kakura… at the park. Anyway, Kakura was just as perverted as Kakashi was, and enjoyed umm… lewd touching?

Moreover, Kakashi bought the SAME exact shirt that Sakura had at TARGET (ha ha. This joke is hard to find. Not to mention corny. Review if you understand that previous joke…) to Kakura. Kakura wore it one fine day, and was told by Kakashi to meet at the NINJA PARK! Now, shall we take Kakashi's prescription?

"I wonder were Kakura is. Oh, there she is! I'll go sneak behind her and give her a Kakashi butt-pat."

Upon stalking to poor genin, Kakashi noticed that she was smaller. But, he really couldn't tell the difference 'cause he had one freaking eye.

Closer, closer, closer, and BINGO! Kakashi's butt-patt succeeded.

For a second, Sakura blushed, and then she turned to punch the jonin, realizing that her bra was her moms… Yes… Quite disturbing. Anyway, she jiggled, causing the jonin to blush, and for Sakura to blush harder. Stopping the punch, she decided to kick. She lifted her foot to her head, watching the jonin's eye go down, causing to blush EVEN harder. Shaking her head in shame, she quickly escaped, smoke bomb-wise

Now didn't that explain everything? On to the actual story.

5:30 a.m

All was quiet. Not one soul was stirring, until the sailors picked the ninja up and threw them off board.

"OW! What the hell?" Naruto cried.

"Zzzzzzzz" Shikamaru snored, still asleep.

"No… Please… stop… I don't want to go shopping with you!" Sakura moaned.

The captain of the ship walked on the shore and blew a ninja whistle, which is like a dog whistle, only amplified by a million, causing everyone within a mile radius to violently wake up.

Once everyone was woken up, the captain announced that all food that was in their pockets had to be consumed immediately. Naruto had 20 bowls of ramen. He started to cry because there was no boiling water. Hinata had a bowl of ramen, cleverly cooked by ninjitsu. Neji had a "Neji-riffic brand of granola bar. When Tenten asked Neji how it tasted a few months back, he responded, "Think of the worst thing you've ever eaten combined with guilt, suffering rage, and 20 percent real fruit."

Shikamaru had a pineapple (Surprise, surprise.). Temari had deer meat, but she didn't tell Shikamaru that. Kankuro had a banana! Wait, there's something wrong with the banana… Hm? Could it be? Noo! It's a switch Kankuro cleverly designed to be in a banana! He pressed the banana switch, quickly activating the mechanic voice box that Kankuro put on the back of Temari.

"I. Hate. Bambi. I. Hate. Deer. I. Hate. Pineapple" The machine spoke.

"WHAAAAAAT! YOU MOCKED THE THREE THINGS THAT MEAN MOST TO ME! YOOOOOOOU!" Shikamaru shouted as he entered a somewhat arousing (but deadly) grapple with Temari.

"Kukukukuku" Kankuro laughed.

Kiba brought canned dog food. What he didn't know was that it was made with actual dog. When he took a bite, he asked, "Akamaru, did you go wee-wee on my dog food?" A whimper of protest. "Alright, whatever."

Sakura, being on a never ending diet, brought a tomatoes. But wait, tomatoes were Sas-uke's favorite food! As soon as Sakura realized this, she clawed out her eyeballs, praying for release from this mental hell.

Iruka brought dolphin meat. The good thing about this was that it was so fresh; it was still drenched with blood. He had the most appetizing thing out of all the shinobi. Iruka's motto was , "Eat it fresh".

After all the food was consumed, the ninja were led to a circular clearing with 3 tents. Tent one was Naruto, Hinata, and Sakura. Tent two was Neji, Kiba, Akamaru, and Kankuro (Kankuro: Damn!) Tent three was Iruka, Temari and Shikamaru.

Woah, my spell check is going crazy.

In the middle of the island, there was a convenient source of electricity, and in the middle was two DDR matts.

DDR Time! This time it's Kankuro and Kiba.

Kankuro about to step up to the matt when Kiba said,

"Stupid puppet users. Animals are better."

"What did you say, punk!"

"So you're deaf too?"

"I'm going to smack you!"

"Fine. You puppet against my Akamaru."

"Fine."

"Fine."

"Fine."

"Sure"

"Okay."

"Good."

"Quite."

"Spectacular"

"Awe-worthy"

"Awesome."

"Bien."

"Hao."

"Si"

"Let's go then."

"Sure."

The puppet and the dog stood on the mats.

(Start song)

Deep inside your soul there's a hole you don't wanna see
Every single day what you say makes no sense to me
Even though I try I can't get my head around you

Kankuro's reflexes were dulled, so he started to lose. Akamaru's ninja training helped him to throw his body across the matt.

Somewhere in the night there's a light in front of me
Heaven up above with a shove, abandons me
And even know I try I fall in the river of you
You've managed to bring me down too

"I guess I'll have to kick it up a notch…"

Suddenly, 3 more arms extended from the puppet, "stepping" on all of the arrows. The other arm just stood their, being the "control" arm.

All your faking (Get up, Get up, Get up, Get up)
Shows you're aching (Get up, Get up, Get up)

Akamaru was now losing. He was too small to tap two arrows at once. Everyone who observed watched pitifully at the dog.

Every single day what you say makes no sense to me
Lettin' you inside isn't right, you'll mess with me
I'll never really know what's really going on inside you
I can't get my head around you

Kankuro smirked. The win was in the bag.

Kiba winced. He did a few hand seals and summoned the DDR bunny to aid Akamaru.

"Hey, that's cheating!" Kankuro shouted.

"No it's not, DDR bunny is just enchanting Akamaru with incanine speed. As for those splits, he mastered those by using his tail and his hand." Kiba smiled.

The match swaggered from side to side. No one was sure who was going to win.

All your feeding (Get up, Get up, Get up, Get up)
Shows you're bleeding (Get up, Get up, Get up)

Deep inside your soul there's a hole you don't wanna see
covering it up like a cut with the likes of me
You know I've really tried, I can't do any more about you

(Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah) The cut's getting deeper

(Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah) The hill's getting steeper.

I guess I'll never know what's really going on inside you
I can't get my head around you
I can't get my head around you
I can't get my head around you
I can't get my head around you

Everyone interested (minus Shikamru) watched intently at the scoreboard. Suddenly, it malfunctioned, causing a delay.

Who wins? YOU DECIDE!