"Wally and the Beaver"

"Cmon, John", you can tell me.

"Wally, it really isn't any of your business".

"You know I've been dying to know this. Why are you torturing me?".

"Again, this really isn't any of your business".

"John, you've got first hand knowledge so you gotta have an opinion. Just give me a little hint. How are they, ya know, different?"

Sigh. "You really wanna know?"

"Yes, I REALLY want to know".

"Ya know, I'll be so glad when you finally grow up".

"Thanks Dad. Enough lecture, more scoopage!"

"Okay. Yes, they are different, but...similar in ways too".

"Really? How different?"

"Well for one thing, the plumbing is in a different place so to speak"

"Yeah? Interesting, interesting. So how are they similar?"

Sigh. "Okay. Lets just say, they're both...pink on the inside".

"Wow! Really?"

"Satisfied? Can we move on now?"

"Yeah, I guess so. I am a little dissappointed tho'".

"How come?"

"Cause I figured Shayera's bathroom would have a totally different color scheme than Mari's".