Chapter 4 - Queen of hearts!

"No, you can't love her!" Harry exclaimed, "Because I love her, and only one person can love one other person!" Duh.

"But you can't love her either, then!" Ron retorted, "'Cause I KNOW I love Jendy times a million."

Voldemort hissed at the two arguing boys, "While I might not want to harm Jendy, I will not hesitate to kill you, my... competition."

He advanced on Ron first, his wand raised.

"Avad-"

"NO!" yelled Jendy, Harry, and Hermione. Jendy rushed forward, sheilding Ron. Her amazingly crystalline bright baby blue orbs were filled with determination.

Lovestruck Ron didn't seem to notice that his life was on the line. It was more important to find out how Jendy felt about him. After all, why would she save him if she didn't love him?

Ron asked Jendy, "Do you love me, princessly gorgeous Jendy?"

Jendy shook her head. She had thoughts for only Malfoy.

Voldemort stopped his spell midcurse. "Jendy step aside, I can never harm you."

"No," Jendy replied in her brave heroic way, "No Voldemort." She said his name loud and clear, striking fear and admiration in all those around. Even Voldemort grimanced.

Voldemort look at her with loving eyes, "Then we must part my love, like Romeo and Juliet, I will love you always. But now we must share a love/hate relationship, unlike Romeo and Juliet, lucky little buggers. For you are in my way to world domination, my heart doesn't know what to do! Oh woe is me! If only that fat kid didn't step on wormtail he could do something stupid and distract me from the torment of love. I shall be back!" ANd then with a hard crack Voldemort disapeared.

All of the Gryffindors cheered, "Jendy! Jendy!" When McGonagol heard what had happened she even awarded Gryffindor 500 house points, because of Jendy's amazing bravery, and that day became celebrated world wide forever more as Jendy Day. Even aliens in space celebrated Jendy Day as well. Even Voldemort, and even the ugliest trolls.

"Jendy! Jendy! And candy for everyone!"

That night on Jendy Day they had a great feast in the great hall, and put banners up everywhere with magical pictures of Jendy that modestly smiled, and waved almost shyly to the crowd of admirers.

Then Dumbledor gave his speech, "Quiet Everyone! Quiet! Today we celebrate Jendy, even though it's not her birthday!" Everyone laughed at the hilarious joke. "For our young American," Dumbledor continued kindly, "Is a trueTRUE true hero. She by bravely outsmarted, outwitted, and was stronger, and prettier to Voldemort. And ultimately, saved the entire universe!"

The crowd cheered so loud that the great hall almost collapsed, but of course Jendy simply cast a spell on it, making it five thousand times stronger.

Ohohoho! What will a-happen next? Oh ho ho ho! (Sorry it twas a short chapter it all has to do with the intricate plot. Each chapters length is carefully planned out for maximum drama! IT IS SOOOO INTENSE!)