BillieJoe's psycho punk angle: for the people that didn't know in the last chap. The present Katherine gave Yami was from Tiffany's, which is a very, very, very nice jewelry store.
Yami: I cant' believe you made me a cross dresser, made my name Kelly, and MADE ME A CROSS DRESSER!
BillieJoe's psycho punk angle: You said cross dresser twice
Yami: I know I said it twice. I did that because I'm very made.
BillieJoe's psycho punk angle: Well sounds like a personal problem to me.
Yami: You also made my name Kelly. Why Kelly?
BillieJoe's psycho punk angle: What would you rather have it Ashley, or Jessica, or Tiffany. And I see better as a Kelly anyway.
Disclaimer: I own nothing, expect for the plot and Katherine and The Crimson Rose.
Summary: Yugi has a crush on Seto and Seto has one on Yugi too, but neither one knows it. Katherine is Yugi's adopted sis, and hooks them up. One day the gang feels bad for her cause she doesn't have a date. She doesn't want one. They get her with her enemy's hikari, Malik. But that's not the worst part, Yami's boyfriend, is non other then Marik. Will she go completely insane or go with it?
Key:/St.Jimmy/thoughts. /St.Jimmy/song "St.Jimmy"phone
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Katherine stared at Yami with a confused face, then just shook her head and turned back.
"Bakura?" Katherine said
"Yeah?"
"STEP AWAY FROM MY CAR, BEFORE I RIP YOUR TROUT OUT!"
Katherine yelled. After she said that Bakura opened his mouth to protest then he say the he was getting from Katherine a stepped back five feet. Yami started to giggle and asked Katherine
"Hey, can you open the car, I need to get my phone."
"Sure."
While Yami searched for his phone with the car door open, Marik, Malik, Ryou, and Jou, walked up.
"What was all the yelling for?" Marik asked.
Once Yami heard Marik's voice, he jumped up in the process, banging his head against the roof of the car.
"Ow!" Yami yelled slightly.
"Watch what you're doing or you'll wreck another one of my cars, what are you doing anyway?" Katherine said.
Yami pulled his head out of the car and turned to face the others.
"Sorry, I was trying to find my phone." Yami replied with a slight blush.
"You ok, where did you hit your head?" Katherine asked.
"Yeah, it just hurts a little." Yami said rubbing the spot he hit.
Katherine rubbed it to see how bad it was. "Well your not bleeding, you just got a goose egg."
"Ok." Yami said.
"I didn't think finding your phone required you to hit your head though, did you find it?" Katherine asked.
"You hit your head trying to find your phone?" Marik asked
"Yeah" Yami said holding his phone up, looking at the ground while his blush grew deeper.
"Anyway, I was yelling at Bakura." Katherine said, seeing her brother was uncomfortable.
"What did he do this time and how much does it cost?" Ryou said
"Oh, no, no, no, he didn't do anything I was stopping him from doing something." Katherine said,
"What was he going to do?" Ryou asked.
"Well last time he was near my car he drag raced Yami, who both had too much to drink." Katherine replied.
"You were the one with the Viper?"
"Yeah." Katherine nodded.
"I'm so sorry, here how much?" Ryou asked taking out his checkbook.
"What?" Katherine asked confused.
"How much for the damage?" Ryou said ready to write.
"Nothing."
"What?"
"You don't need to pay me."
"Well for the ticket at least."
"No it's ok, it's more of Yami's fault. The only bad thing Bakura did was drive while drunk."
"WHAT!" Yami and Bakura yelled at the same time.
"How was it my fault don't you mean his."
"No I mean you. You know better then to drag race in my Viper."
"Whatever." Yami said with his arms crossed.
"Anyway, how are you this fine evening Malik?"
Katherine asked with a sweet smile.
"What. Oh I'm good, and you?" He replied.
"Good, I'm glad to here it, has Marik been good?"
"Yes, he has." "Treating you good?"
"Yes, he's being nicer."
"Good cause if he didn't I would have to teach him how to be nice, like last time."
Once Katherine said that Marik cringed.
"Well let's go inside, because Yami made me wear this and drove my insane by not telling me why." Katherine stated.
"You mean you weren't insane before?" Bakura shot back with a smirk.
"At least I can use a toaster without sending it to the Shadow Realm when it wasn't plugged in, or blow up a microwave trying to put a Barbie doll in, now did I." Katherine shot back.
"You just got burned." Ryou and Jou said together.
In the Crimson Rose…
They were all talking, while Jou was stuffing him self.
"Do you think I should call Yugi?" Katherine asked Yami.
"What time is it?"
"Uhhhh… 8:30."
"Sure."
"Ok."
Katherine said going through her contacts stopping at Yugi's cell.
"Where is Yugi?" Ryou asked.
"He went with Kabia to some fair thing." Katherine replied.
"Hey Yugi?"
"Yeah?"
"Was up?"
"Nothing, wh- (Yugi screams)."
"Yugi? What's wrong?"
(Screaming in back round.) "Nothing me and Kabia are on the Chainsaw."
"Yugi. Give. The. Phone. To. Kaiba. NOW!" Katherine said through clenched teeth.
"Kaiba here."
"WHAT THE HELL WAS GOING THROUGH THAT STUPID KAIBA HEAD OF YOURS!"
"What?"
"WHY THE HELL DID YOU LET YUGI ON THAT FUCKING RA DAMNED PSYCHO RIDE!"
"He wanted to."
"Fine if he gets killed then you will find your self at the BOTTOM OF THE FUCKING SAN FRANCISCO BAY, do I make my self clear?"
"Y-y-y-yes ma'am."
"Good please give the phone to Yugi, now."
"Yeah?"(Screams in background.)
"If you guys leave early come to the Crimson Rose."
"Why?"(More screams.)
"That's where we're at."
"Oh cool, we'll leave in a little bit, ok, bye."
"Ok, bye." Katherine hung up and turned to the rest.
"Yugi will never ever go to a fair, carnival, amusement part, or whatever other place has rides, with Kaiba, oh and when they get here remind me to rip out Kaiba's heart and use it as a heart grenade"
"Why? What happened?"
"Kaiba let Yugi go on the chainsaw, you know the it looks like a chainsaw blade, and you're in this cage thing, and the cage goes upside down and flips and backwards, and it feels like you're die or fall or something."
"What! Are you serious?" Yami asked.
"What's the big deal? Yeah it's scary but that's it." Bakura stated.
"The big deal is that one time while I was living in America, me and a very close friend of mine, Billie went to a fair and he went on it and I watched cause I went before him. On like the third or fourth time around when he was coming down I heard a sound and it sounded like something snapped and I look up and it was like in slow motion. The cage broke off with him in it upside down and just crashes to the ground and just like that my best friend, my caretaker, the person that took me in when I was about 6;and took care of me until I was 13 died right before my eyes. That was the second worst tragedy I witnessed." Katherine said softly.
"I'm sorry if that was the second then what was the worst because to me that would be the worst." Marik asked.
"Marik!" Malik scolded.
"No, it's ok, it's fine I'm use to it." Katherine assured.
"When I was about 10 or so when 9\11 happened, and my Billie was a firemen so when the they heard about terrorists at The World Trade Center they went to go check it out and brought me along. We got there I was standing four or five feet away from the buildings, then I hear a banging sound I look up and I see people jumping out of windows trying to escape. Then I see the second plane hit the second building. Then something told me to go hide or find protection. I go into one of the trucks and I'm watching and then one of the buildings collapsed. I had realized that Billie was in it. I as just praying and hoping he will be ok. Then this huge cloud of dust just covers everything, the street, the buildings, the cars, the people, everything. The eeriest part was it was quiet. No one made a noise it was silent, it was scary. I had cried myself to sleep because I had heard someone say there most likely no one lived that was in the building.
Then one of Billie's friends wakes me up and tells me that Billie had lived and they found and was being rushed to the hospital and I was aloud to come so that was worst tragedy I ever witnessed." Katherine said looking at her hands.
"You lived in New York?" Jou asked.
"Oh my- No, I lived in Finland. YES! I lived New York."
"Wow, that's far away."
"No, just about half way across the world." Katherine said.
"It is?"
"Is that a serious question?" Katherine asked.
Jou nodded his head. Katherine threw her arms up, put her face in them, shook her head, and said
"Oh my good Ra, help me, help me get away from this baboon."
"Is the only state you have been to in the US?"
"No, actually I moved from Rodeo, CA to New York and attended Military school."
"How old were you when you went to Military school" Ryou asked.
"I was about 12." Katherine replied.
After she said that she heard the beginning of She's a Rebel by Green Day.
"Oh my Ra! I love this song!" She said all perky.
"What's up with her?" Bakura asked.
Yami shook his head and rolled his eyes, "She' s a little obsessed."
/She's a rebel she's saint she's the salt of the Earth and she' dangerous she's a rebel VIGILANTE missing link on the brink of destruction from Chicago to Toronto she's the one that they call old whatsername she's the symbol of resistance and she's holding on my heart like a hand grenade/
"This must be your theme song, Katherine." Malik said.
No it's actually St.Jimmy." Katherine stated.
"St.Jimmy is actually her nickname, too." Yami added.
/Is she dreaming what I'm thinking? Is the mother of all bombs? Gonna detonate is she trouble like I'm trouble? Make it a double twist of fate or a melody that/
"Hey Katherine." Some one called out.
Katherine stopped singing to her self and turned around to see who called her.
"Oh, hey Yugi."
Katherine said with a smile and hugged him when he walked up.
"Kaiba." Katherine said.
Seto nodded. And sat down next to Yugi who was sitting next to Katherine.
"What did you say?" Yugi asked.
"What when?"
"On the phone at the fair."
"Oh, I said "Hey Yugi?"
"Yeah?"
"Was up?"
"Nothing, wh- (Yugi screams)."
"Yugi? What's wrong?"
(Screaming in back round.) "Nothing me and Kaiba are on the Chainsaw."
"Yugi. Give. The. Phone. To. Kaiba. NOW!" Katherine said through clenched teeth.
"Kaiba here."
"What the hell was going through that stupid Kaiba head of yours?"
"What?"
"Why the heel did you let Yugi on that fucking Ra damned psycho ride."
"He wanted to."
"Fine if he gets killed then you will find your self at the bottom of the San Francisco Bay, do I make my self clear?"
"Y-y-y-yes ma'am."
"Good please give the phone to Yugi, now." "
Yeah?" "If you guys leave early come to the Crimson Rose."
"Why?"
"That's where we're at."
"Oh cool, we'll leave in a little bit, ok, bye."
"Ok, bye." "
And that's what I said." Katherine said.
"Smart ass." Yugi said.
"What did I do?"
"I didn't mean the whole conversation."
"Well you didn't specify."
"Smart ass."
"Ok." "
I Need drink does any one else one want anything?"
"Just get everyone a beer." Bakura said.
"Ok."
Yugi came back with the drinks and handed them out.
"No I don't want one." Katherine said giving it back to Yugi.
"Why don't you want one?" Bakura asked.
"Because, I don't alcohol, never have and never ever will."
"You're weird." Bakura said.
"Whatever. Malik do you want one?"
"Huh? No why?"
"You were looking at it and it didn't seem like you wanted, do you want me to take?" "Uhhh… sure."
"Ok."
Katherine said with a smile. Malik gave her a small smile.
"I have to go to the bathroom." Malik said.
After Malik left and Katherine went to the bar to put the beer back the guys were talking about who to hook Katherine up with. Then it came to them, Malik. They decided to all go to The Game shop and if the game shop doesn't work then Seto's. Then Katherine came back and so did Malik, and told them that they were going to have a sleepover at the game shop after everyone got their stuff, and they agreed.
BillieJoe's psycho punk angle: Cliffy I know but, if you guys want more then you can click the very shinny purple square and tell me if you want more. But for now I need to go to kill those evil nut-throwing squirrels with my trusty spork. There's one now! –Runs out door with a Spork. -
Yami: Like she said, click the purple square and –
BillieJoe's psycho punk angle: AHHHHHHHHHHH! The squirrels are attacking me! Take that and that. AHHHHH! Get off my face you evil squirrel.
Yami: -sighs- Not again! Anyway just click the purple square and tell us what you think. –Gets out a straitjacket and wheel chair. -
