Warning: May contain sappy love scenes and/or huddling, un-manly guys. Good luck!
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One day, the travelers were sitting around watching 'Elizabethtown,' when Loor suddenly yelled, in a high-pitched and altogether un-Loor-like voice, "Let's go camping!" So they did. The End.
Ha! Tricked you! You guys really thought that was the end, didn't you? Nope, there's many more… surprises left to go! So anyway…
Everyone decided that a camping trip would be the perfect thing to get their minds off of the current state of Halla. So the first thing to do was plan where they were going to go and who was bringing what.
Of course, the girls didn't want to share a tent with the guys, (Imagine sharing a tent with Saint Dane! Or Alder! He probably stinks something fierce!) so two tents it was. Saint Dane volunteered to bring one tent, and Courtney said she would bring the other.
Bobby was bringing s'more stuff, Alder was bringing firewood, but he forgot the most important rule of the territories: don't merge them! Unfortunately, the wood he brought had an evil, fast spreading virus-type thing in it that wiped out the entire Second Earth and part of Eelong. The End.
Ha! Tricked you again! You people are really stupid aren't you? Oh well… Moving on…
Finally, once everyone had arrived at the camping site (On Veelox.) and the fire was going, everyone was eating s'mores and having a good time, until… Saint Dane remembered that he forgot the tent. No way were the girls going to sleep outside, or share a tent, so they declared that guys should sleep outside.
"Oh, no problem, we're men! We'll just sleep under the stars, with nothing but the clothes on are backs!" Bobby said, pointing at the sky heroically.
"Oh, Bobby!" Courtney said, and ran over to him in slow motion, like those Baywatch lifeguards.
"Oh, Courtney!" Bobby said. Then everyone but Courtney and Bobby disappeared, leaving them together in a flowery meadow… Until the sound of Spader barfing interrupted them.
"No, Spader, you threw up in the campfire! And all over my s'more!" Alder said, on the verge of tears. Then he flopped dramatically onto the ground and started spazing out, twitching, jerking, and frothing at the mouth. Luckily, Aja was there to slap some much-needed sense into him.
"Get a hold of yourself, Alder!" Aja yelled. "For Halla's sake, it's just a s'more!"
"But we don't have any more matches, and the fire went out!" Alder said, sniveling a bit, but otherwise recovered from his seizure. Following Alder's statement, there was about ten minutes of awkward silence.
"Well, I'm tired!" quipped Nevva. "I'm going to turn in. 'Night guys. Saint Dane," All the girls agreed that it was time to go to bed, so they said their goodnights and retired to their nice, warm, tent. As Nevva was going into the tent, she turned around and blew a kiss at Saint Dane. Then she, too, went into the nice, warm tent.
"Uh… I'm just going to pretend I didn't see that," Gunny said, grimacing.
Soon the moon rose and it started to snow. The boys, despite their manly declares, were huddled together, shivering and whimpering.
"Huddle closer, guys! I just felt a snowflake!" Spader said, shivering, and acting totally un-manly.
"How do you even know what a snowflake is? You live on a tropical territory!" Bobby yelled.
"Them gar wogglies fix up a pretty spiff computer, you know!" Spader said, defensively.
Just then, Alder jumped up, holding a tiny match to the sky. "Look, guys! I found a match! We're saved!" Then, before anyone could protest, he struck the match up against his leg, but, since Alder wasn't very skilled at striking matches, it broke in two. Everyone groaned. Alder fell to his knees, dramatically.
"Why? Why? We're all going to die of hypothermia – whatever that is – and they'll find our cold, frozen bodies buried two feet under the snow!" Alder shouted.
"Have you been watching cable again?" Bobby said, frowning.
"Maybe…"
"Okay, guys, we go to stick together and stay calm. We're going to make it through out the night!" Gunny said, determinedly.
"Gunny, it's already morning," Spader said, pointing at the sun, rising in the east.
"See? I told you we'd make it!"
Then the girls came out, looking refreshed and invigorated.
"How'd you brave, strong men sleep last night?" Courtney said, looking at Bobby with sappy, puppy-dog eyes.
"Aww, it was nothing!" Bobby said, flexing his arms. Then they all hopped into Saint Dane's car and drove home. The End.
No really, this time it's actually the end. Go home! Gah! …I guess this is the lesson I get for crying 'The End.' Sorry, guys…
