A/N: Sorry for not updating. Got a job as an electrician now and I generally couldn't decide how to continue this story!


Chapter 4: Reluctant fun-times Co-operation?


"I am Reimu Hakurei, the Hakurei shrine maiden." Then she glares at the duo, "Now who are you two?"

Stuart was the first one to answer, "Well, I'm a man." He starts, then points to William, "He's a man," He adds. The finger then goes to Dave, "Sadly, he's also a man." "oi!" Dave yells in between, "why is me being a man a bad thing?"

"Because you keep pleasuring yourself, you one-armed gorilla!" Stuart yells, "And if you would've been a woman, you'd just keep fiddling with yourself!"

At that, Dave just grumbles and mutters "A man has his needs.", as if that excuses EVERYTHING he had done in the past.

Reimu all the while looks at Dave with disgust, until William decides to start talking, "That there with the tiny stupid had is Dave." Reimu turns around towards William, "He might be one of the best mercenaries in the world, but he sure as hell indulges himself." Then he nods towards Stuart, "The man in the flowery looking shirt is Stuart. Might not seem much, but he puts almost anyone to shame when it comes to disguises, escapes, impersonations, snatching, dodging and overall thieving."

As soon as William said the word "thieving", she was ready to hit Stuart with the stick she is holding. But William interrupts, "Mind you, he has preferences." causing Reimu to hesitate, and he continues, "The guy mainly steals from rich and those who have been dealing in more... morally wrong doings. So he ain't gonna straight up steal from the poor or morally okay people."

After a bit of hesitation, Reimu lowers her stick with a sigh, then asks, "I'm sensing a pattern... What sort of horrible deeds have you commited?" Almost not wishing to hear what he has to say.

"Well, I've commited a few war crimes." William starts, making Reimu dread more, "I'm a mechanic though, not much of a fighter. So it all involves around me building vehicles, weapons and contraptions that would certainly be a considered a war crime." He then stops, pausing for a moment, before shrugging and saying "Honestly, I don't know what would be considered as a war crime at this point. Some are obvious, some are vague."

Reimu looks at William with curiousity, "That... Doesn't sound half-bad actually... I thought you'd be worse." She states with honesty, getting William to shrug with a "It's fine".

Dave and Stuart meanwhile, just started throwing insults at eachother. Uncreative insults... Ones that are not worth speaking about.

Suddenly a weird tear in the air opened somewhere between Reimu and William. Said tear having a lot of eyes inside. And out dropped a man with a grey suit-vest, complimented with a purple tie. They have brown pants and large black boots, usually used in rough terrain... Of course, they also have a bag as well... Filled with medical supplies. Their hair is a mess and they also have a messy beard. Both hair pieces being black.

A piece of paper also fell out from the tear, before promptly closing.

Reimu was ready to knock the person out, being weary of them.

William quickly recognizes who it is and says, "Oh, hey Karl."

"Agh... Zis really hurtz... My poor head." The person, Karl, mutters. He holds his head with his left hand, rubbing the part that apparently hurts.

He then looks up and first sees Reimu, before noticing William is there as well. Then he looks around and pales when he sees Stuart and Dave. Thankfully for him, the duo are too occupied with slinging insults at eachother to have noticed him.

He turns to look at William and ask, "Vhy are zhey here as vell?!" In a whisper-yell voice, "Zhey should not be anyvhere near me, for their own safety."

"Someone forcefully dropped us off here, crazy doctor." William replied calmly, "And with you being here, it just confirms a theory I had brewing up."

"Hold on," Reimu suddenly interjects, "Someone needs to introduce themselves and explain what crimes they have commited in the past." She states, lightly glaring at the doctor.

Said doctor raises eyebrow, before chuckling and speaking, "I am Karl 'Doktor Death' Rohr!" He says, somehow his voice sending a shiver down their spine, "Und I am ze man vho defies all."

But William snapped out of it first and said, "Essentially he is a doctor who defies expectations. He can heal you, even if you had been crushed into a fine pulp or blown up into a fine red mist. He can somehow put you back together... No one knows how though." He explained nonchalantly, before adding almost enthusiastically "He really has a knack of scaring you to the core though!"

"Zhank you, Villiam." Karl says with a smile, then confirms William's explanation, "It'z true! I have done many zhings! In ze name of science, of course."

Reimu lets out an irritated sigh, rubbing the spot between her eyes with two of her fingers, eyes closed, "Alright... Here's another question: What exactly is your theory on why you four are here?" She asks, looking at William, before quickly saying, "But before that, I need to know why Karl here came through one of her gaps."

"Her?" Karl repeats in confusion, before a realization adorned his face, "Ahhhh! Her!" He says, "Apparently I vas creeping her out by a lot! But I zhought it vas explanatory, she vas a being zat possesed powers I have not zeen before, so of course I asked some questions. Like if ze powers are heritable by off-spring. If ze powers can be learned und more!" Then he pauses and smiles, "But she didn't like it. She decided to rid of me for being creepy."

Whilst Karl was explaining, Reimu picked up the note that came with Karl and read it... Only to be utterly disgusted by what was written and looked at Karl with disgust.

Then she gave the note to William and simply said, "Please find a way to burn it." To which William just nods a shrugs, before throwing it into the back of his truck. "There aren't enough words in any dictionary that could describe how awful that was." She states.

"Hang on, Karl is here?!" Stuart states, finally snapping out of the argument he was having with David, "Since when did the mad doctor get here?"

The doctor himself sighed out, "Dear god, hear we go aga-." "DOC-TOOOOR!" Dave interrupts, "Could you please-?"

"Vor the last time, David, NEIN." Karl says, beyond agitated, "I havve tried everything to make you stop being so damn horny." Karl states, "I'vve even done brain surgery on you, scientific und arcane! Yet somehow you keep asking! So in short: Nein, I vill NOT build a voman vor you to fornicate with a clone of someone. Und if you keep asking, I vill castrate you again!" He finishes his rant, glaring at Dave, who shrivels up in fear.

"Again?" Reimu asks, because out of everything the doctor had said, the last bit raised more questions than before.

"Ja. I've done it before to him, but somehow it grew back the next day." Karl says off-handedly, I vould gush over how marvelous ability it is to be capable of regeneration," The she looks at her, "but he's too annoying, frau...?"

Reimu looks weirdly at him, before William whispers to her, "He means in a polite way of saying friend and your name." getting an 'oh' from her, and a slight blush of embarrassment. "Reimu Hakurei." She introduces herself, "Shrine Maiden."

Karl nods, "It's a pleasure to meet you, frau Reimu." Then says, "But... Vhat has mein friends been up to?"

Instantly, she glares at the trio, "Criminal activites," Getting a nod from Karl. The doctor soon answering, "So zhey were stealing as a desperate attempt." He states, getting a surprised look from her. He chuckles at that and says, "I know mein friends really vell, frau Reimu. I know vhat was desperate und vhat wasn't."

Reimu, after a long silence, nods. Then the doctor asks William, "So, vhat vas zhis theory you were talking about?"

"Well, since all four of us was send here to Gensokyo, It made me think that an outside force had, well... Sent us here." William explains, then starts guessing, "It could be the many associations, organizations and such, that we've made enemies of. But, It's more likely that-" At which point, Karl nods in understanding, "Ah... So new player on ze gambling game zat is life. Und zhey seem to not be bluffing..." The doctor says with an understanding nod, eyes closed and deep in thought. "Zhen ve vill go as ve vould go." He says, "Ruin zheir plans und force zhem to reveal zheir trump cards."

Reimu interrupts, "Alright, anybody is gonna explain anything that was just said?" She states, rather annoyed and also concerned.

"Oh, iz nothzing. Ve vill be out of your hair, frau Reimu." Karl says to Reimu, but William butted in with a cough, getting their attention.

"I'm gonna need help pushing the truck." William says sheepishly, to which Karl sighs and agrees to help...


~ An hour later... ~


"Three!Two!One!PUSH!" William says, bone tired as he starts pushing the truck again. With him, Karl, Stuart, David, and surprisingly Reimu, are pushing collectively at once. And finally arriving at the clearing where David and William have been working on.

"We're here!" William yells, which makes everyone stop and fall over from exhaustion.

The fat trucker then opens up the truck's back whilst muttering, "Could sure do with a nice rest." as he begins searching through inside it.

"Oi! Will!" David shouts, tired from pushing as well, "Are you bringing out your computers again?"

"Yeah!" William yells back, "Gonna play some video games! Also, got my cider as well!" He adds gleefully.

"Hang on," David says, getting confused by the trucker's last statement, "Since when did we have more cider?"

"When we ran out of cider!" Replies William, still going through his truck, "I made a machine that exploits this area's abundant magic to produce cider out of essentially nothing!"

Dave suddenly kick open the truck's back door and yells "ALCOHOL. NOW." Behind him are Stuart, Karl and Reimu, who are all looking confused by the situation.

"Keep your pants on, for christ sake and-" William notices what Dave was about to touch and he threw a wrench right at Dave's fingers, "YOUCH!-" "Don't you dare touch that cupboard!"

"Alright! Alright! I will not touch the cupboard!" Dave says, rubbing his fingers, then mumbled angrily.

"Since you are so eager to work," William starts talking, "I'll hand over some of the tools-..." He blinks, "Where the hell did you go?" He asks himself, because Dave had suddenly disappeared from the truck.

After a long silence, he shrugs and picks up a few home-made bottles of cider. He leaves the truck and spots Dave, who is hiding behind a tree trunk.

Stuart is giggling quietly to himself, Karl is just disappointed and Reimu looks on in amusement.

William simply shrugs and walks up to the group, "Since we are all together now, might as well have a small drinking party." He states, getting their attention, "You can join in as well, if you want." He says to Reimu.

The answer he got was a shrug, "Sure. At least it isn't happening at my shrine." She says, grabbing a bottle from him, "Is it strong?"

"Oh, Nein." Karl interjects, "Zis iz more on ze lines ov being nice to taste und drink. Sort ov sweet, actually." He pauses, "Und vhilst Villiam can't really grow food, he is good at makin' alcoholic drinks." He states, getting a bit smug as William frowns at the small jab.

"Oh, shush. You want to drink or not?" William retorts, "Might as well, since Stuart already stole a bottle." He states, getting everyone to look at said person, who was in the middle of drinking.

The thief pauses for a moment, as the bottle is still up to his mouth. He then lowers the bottle a chuckled sheepishly, "Sorry. Couldn't help myself."

"It's alright lad. We can just start partying earlier." William says without care, before also remembering something, "Mind you, the first patch is really alcoholic, just to get the party started. All other patches are just a bit alcoholic, to keep the party going."

He gets some nods as an answer, whilst Dave also had finally come out from hiding. He gives the man a bottle and walks up to the driver cabin. There, he sets up the in-built computer and gets it playing some music...


~ Sun's setting... ~


As the sun is now setting, they were all properly tipsy. And something interesting is bound to happen because of it...

"Heeeey, Willy." Stuart starts, hiccuping right after, "Why don' you go and sing the next song fo' us?"

"Eh?" William mutters, "Ah sure. Ai'll go sing." Then turns to look at Dave, "Oi! Dave!" He yells, getting the man's attention.

"What?" "I'mma gonna be a singin' lad! E'nd we need way more booz'!" "Oh! Youssa 'bout tongo sing?" (1)

The driver nods, "Yea'! 'S gott to sing, avv'ter so many drinkks! Notts to f'rget that Ai needs to dance 'swell!" He comments, before stumbling his way to the truck. There, he pressed a button...

The speaker system in the truck came to life, slight static being spread through the air.

"TIME TO SING LADS!" William yelled out, getting more excited. He quickly drank an entire bottle, before throwing it away.

(MUSIC: The Dublin Pub Crawl BY: The Irish Rovers)

As the sound of the instruments began to play, William started bellowing out the lyrics of the song.

"We all went in to Kitty Mcgee's for we're a jolly crew" The trucker climbed onto the top of his truck, all the while singing, "We all went in to Kitty Mcgee's to have a drink or two!"

Hearing William singing, Stuart and Dave began to sang along,"Kitty Mcgee's, in dublin town upon the crawl." They sing, their arms wrapped around eachothers shoulders, "A hell of a time was had by all, down where the beer and whiskey flew!" All the while Reimu watches in slight confusion.

William kept singing still, "We all went in to O'hegarty's pub for we're a jolly crew!" "We all went in O'hegarty's just to have a drink or two!"

And yet again, Stuart and Dave joined in, "O'hegarty's, Kitty Mcgee's, in dublin town upon the crawl! A hell of a time was had by all, down where the beer and whiskey flew!"

The third verse starts, being led by William. "We all went in O'leary's pub for we're a jolly crew! We all went in O'leary's just to have a drink or two!"

This time though, there was a four voices, instead of three. The new voice was drowned out a bit, but the broken english could be heard"O'leary's, O'hegarty's, Kitty Mcgee's, in dublin town upon the crawl" "A hell of a time was had by all, down where the beer and whiskey flew!"

Karl noticed this and looked at Reimu, finding her singing along with the rest of what he considered as idiotic drunkards. He lets out a sigh and leaves the area, then a small unnerving smile appeared on his face. "Zey are too distracted. I can go to ze village and..." Then chuckles darkly, leaving the scene.


Meanwhile...


Marisa is seen flying around on her broom, having general fun. Her ears picked up something unusual, causing her to slow down. "Huh? Singing?" She mutters out in her native tongue.

She looks around, then notices the open area that has the soviet truck she remembered trying to break into. And seeing people... singing next to it.

She smiles, "A party? And not the usual sort? Sign me up!" And dives, flying towards the clearing.

Reaching closer, she could hear the words spoken, "Mcquillan's, mccleary's, o'leary's, o'hegarty's, kitty mcgee's, in dublin town upon

The crawl, a hell of a time was had by all, down where the beer and whiskey flew!" "English?" she mutters out, pleasantly surprised.

Deciding that she was more curious on how the song goes, she slowed down her flight in order not to cause any disturbance.

Finally arriving, she finds three outsiders singing, one of them she knows as the owner of the truck, and Reimu. All four of them singing... "What?" Marisa looks on in utter confusion. Mainly from seeing Reimu here, and her not being at the shrine, where she usually is.

Marisa continues to watch the party, as a smile slowly appears on her face, turning into a grin.

She walks up to the shrine maiden and asks, "I didn't know you were going to have a party, Reimu."

Reimu turns around and sees Marisa, "Ah, no... This is not a party hosted by me. Rather, it's hosted by William." "William?" "Yeah, the overweight man who is acting as the lead singer." "Oh, his name is William?" "Yeah. He's actually pretty friendly, at least from my experience with the usual outsiders as of late." "Really?" "Yes, really... Though, apparently he does have some fears. I had experienced one of his panic attacks first-hand. It was... sad to watch, really."

Marisa, deciding to drop the entire topic in order to not ruin the mood, asks "What's the song he's singing about?"

Reimu just tilts her head and answers, "It's a drinking song, Marisa. Just something to sing." causing Marisa's eyes to widen, "Oh!" Then for her to ask, "Wait, don't tell me I was late to the party..."

But Reimu nods to her question, "You are. This will most likely be the last song, then they'll stop."

Marisa lets out a sigh at that, then says "Well... At least I get to see the party a little bit."

"We all went in to gilligan's pub for we're a jolly crew!"

"We all went in to gilligan's just to have a drink or two!"

"Gilligan's, rafferty's, cafferty's, dillon's, mcquillan's, mccleary's, o'leary's,

O'hegarty's, kitty mcgee's, in dublin town upon the crawl, a hell of a time was had by all,

Down where the beer and whiskey flew!"

The magician watched the four sing, quickly understanding how the song works and decides to sing along as well, with her own sort-of broken English.

William did notice Marisa arriving, but he didn't care. Because for him, nothing stops a good music session, "We all went in to milligan's pub for we're a jolly crew!" He kept singing, hinting towards the next couple of verses "We all went in to milligan's just to have a drink or two!"

"Milligan's, Gilligan's, Rafferty's, Cafferty's, Dillon's, Mcquillan's, Mccleary's, O'leary's, O'hegarty's, Kitty Mcgee's, in dublin town upon the crawl, A hell of a time was had by all, down where the beer and whiskey flew!" the small group sang group of five sang, having Marisa join in as well.

William, grinning from the party, still kept singing, "We all went in to flannigan's pub for we're a jolly crew! We all went in to flannigan's just to have a drink or two!"

"Flannigan's, Milligan's, Gilligan's, Rafferty's, Cafferty's, Dillon's, Mcquillan's, Mccleary's, O'leary's, O'hegarty's, Kitty Mcgee's, in dublin town upon the crawl, A hell of a time was had by all, down where the beer and whiskey flew!"

William quickly bellows out, "LAST VERSE, LADS!" Then sang once more, "We all went in to lannigan's pub for we're a jolly crew! We all went in to lannigan's for a final drink or two!" He then started clapping his hands, indicating tempo of the song.

And with one full breath, all five of them sang quickly, "Lannigan's, Flannigan's, Milligan's, Gilligan's, Rafferty's, Cafferty's, Dillon's, Mcquillan's, Mccleary's, O'leary's, O'hegarty's, Kitty Mcgee's, in dublin town upon the crawl, A hell of a time was had by all, down where the beer and whiskey flew!"

Stuart and Dave were dancing, holding one of their arms interlocked with the other, kicking and more. Reimu was clapping along and Marisa was laughing at the scene...

William though, couldn't help but start wondering... "Where did Karl go?"


-In the Human Village-


The great immoral doctor has found himself in the human village, having easily snuck past the guards after sedating them with an ounce of fluid he hand-made.

He was walking about in the middle of the night, looking for a good area to... set up shop, as to put it.

He searched through the village for any alleyways, until he found the perfect spot. An alley that leads to a wall, the same wall that keeps outside, unwanted folks away. On the left and the right, are only walls. Whilst there is only room to move in through the alley.

The doctor grinned, pulling out a small box and tossing it to a nearby wall.

The box unfolded into a door on the wall, and when opened, it revealed a lab of sorts. With a bed he would call "The subject bed", for this is where he keeps his... living experiments on.

Deciding that it was good enough, the doctor closed the door and walked out of the alleyway. Searching for his first test subject.

Finding a small kid outside, walking alone and looking scared, he uses a bit of magic he knows to appear inside the kid's shadow.

As soon as he did that and was in the kid's shadow, the doctor spoke up "Ah, little kind!" getting the child to jump, "Not zo worry! Is just vou freundly neighbourhood doktor."

The doctor re-appears from the child's shadow with swirls of darkness around him. The darkness quickly dissipating, fading away from Karl. of course, he did a spin as well, thinking that it would sell the point.

He bowed down and folded out a card from his sleeve, "Mein name iz Karl, und I am a doktor. It's a nice to meet vou." He states, folding the card back into his sleeve, "Now... vhy is there a little kind here, in ze darkness of ze night?"

The child is speechless, utterly terrified.

"Oh, now..." The doctor starts, using a bit of magic to do some tricks, of quiet fireworks and colourful flames dancing in his hand, "I'm a magical man, I vouldn't hurt vou?"

The kid watches his fingers, where the doctor's hand moves about mesmerising way. The magic looking like to be dancing around his fingertips.

"Vou appear to be lost, little child. How about... follow me, to mein place." The doktor states, "I've gotten items vhich allow vou to find vour home!" and he slowly walks backwards, towards the alleyway where he came from.

And as if hypnotised, the child slowly walks after the german doctor. Unaware of the possible dangers of following a stranger.

When they reached the door and got inside, the doctor slammed the door shut and locked, chuckling. He causes the kid to snap out of it.

"Oh, hoh hoh hoh hooooh..." The doctor laughs, "Now vou's done it. The little kind here vill now become..." He says out loud, pulling out a large wood-cutting saw. Taking a rag, he cleans the teeth of the saw, all the while smiling. "... Just a piece of a body. Oh, but don't worry." He says, feigning nicety, "You won't remember this, as I would've poked those memories out of your brain."...

All that could be heard was screaming, before the snap of the neck could be heard, followed by sawing of meat and bone...


A/N: Hello again! I finally managed to write another part to this story!... Honestly, it was kinda lazy.

Now then, first off: I've got a job now. So I can't focus really on writing anymore.

Secondly: I did decide to start answering reviews. I sent out messages with the answer before hand, asked if it was okay to post them into this section of the fic. So, here we go.

(Oh, and down here is only ones who had answered back and were okay with me posting answers here.)


Right, first off...

A review from someone named CalmSuperior2002, which involved many jokes and gags. 5 infact.

And I took my time to review said jokes and gags. In the numbered order, of course.

1. Doesn't have that much of an impact, but it's on par with my Neverhood reference.

2. Ah yes, GTA San Andreas... A classic, but I'd wish to have an aged joke.

3. Alright, that genuinely got a chuckle out of me. Specifically the last part.

4. Ah, the expected skyrim joke... Not much of a fan, as it is not really funny in written form. Or in video.

5. Well, that seems to be more of a SpongeBob gag, really. Not really my taste, but it would fit.

Right, now that I answered well enough to this one, onto the next, which is by guest user!...

i genuinely forgot the capital of Lithuania, sorry/not sorry!

And onto the last one, which I actually got an answer back. A review by FirstWinterLight.

I genuinely do enjoy the fact you like the trucker's personality. I tried to make his personality interesting for the reader. (Now, that would've been the answer, but I managed to think up some sort of continued explanation on the matter. Essentially, I wanted to make them interesting enough where the reader would want to know more about their daily life, like when nothing goes on... (It actually sound like a good chapter to write in the future... I'll keep this idea in mind.))


And that was it for the reviews! Now, onto some other stuff.

Originally, I was planning to introduce a different character in this chapter, but ultimately decided against it and chose Karl instead. And made him more... just straight up evil, really.

The singing scene was originally gonna be involved with cannons from Dave and music that needed such. At the end, a lot of people would've come over and start chasing the duo, and that would've been the end of the chapter.

Are there any extra jokes, gags or... omakes, was it?... I have no idea if that was right, but I have none of that.

Also, I don't know when I will write the next chapter, it's just when I feel like it and managed to get an interesting scenario in my head that would fit.