Oh My Watanuki! It's Hitsuzen! The mind Of Yûko Ichihara
Disclaimer: do not own xxxHoLiC or anything else mentioned.
Summary: Between telling us what the little hitsuzens really are, arguing with the authoress and making odd visits to past customers Yûko certainly has a lot to say. So we shall listen… while she tells us stories of being sober… and drunk.
Chapter 1: The Real Hitsuzen
The world is run by Hitsuzens. They're tiny little people inside your brain who go "Gaspies! It's time for your meds!" And they make you drunk and put you to sleep.
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Don't look at me like that. I'm not drunk!
…
Much.
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Anyway, I talk to those little Hitsuzens all the time. They make great conversation, and they supply their own drugs when we go out with Watanuki.
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Speaking of Watanuki… did you know he sucks his thumb when he sleeps? Dômeki-kun and I watched him do it that night he got drunk in the park.
It was really funny… and sick; because after that he started crying "Mommy! Daddy! Yûko-san! Dômeki! I need to screw someone!"
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Soooo yeah. We don't watch Watanuki in his sleep anymore.
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"I was so happy when you smiled. Your smile breaks through the clouds of gray…"
There's the doorbell. Must be a customer.
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"Excuse me"
"We say "sumimasen" or "gomen nasai" or "Watashi wa biru ga motteimas Yûko-chan!(I have beer Yûko-chan)"
"Just shut up about that and lemme explain my wish."
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"Holy crap. I know your problem."
"What is it?"
"Whats your age"
"7346923876587129658.6"
"Yeah, I know your problem… YOU LIE BITCH."
"… no I don't… lemme go meet my boyfriend now (runs to her job)"
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Wow… she didn't even let me give her a ring….
"Yûko-san, are you feeling ok?"
"No my dear Watanuki… I do not."
"…"
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I wonder why he looked at me like that.
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Oh my holy sweet Watanuki… I think Watanuki likes me!
"I most certainly do not!"
"Surrrreeee you don't Watanuki… (evil grin)"
"AGH STALKER (runs)"
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Well that had nothing to do with the conversation…
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I feel like checking up on that computer lady.
I think it will be just like out last meeting…
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(flashback)
"Yo lady homedog. Yo mo fo finished with the computa?"
"…"
(end flashback)
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On the other hand… maybe I should visit someone else instead… T-T
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I KNOW!
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I'LL VISIT…….. HIMAWARI-CHAN!
eh-oh spaggetti-o. Yûko going to visit Himawari. review please! tell me if I should post chapter 2
Selina
