"Alright," Anne Maria said. "Here we go."

Chris: (opening narration, as an astronaut works on a satellite) We've been to the movies. We've been around the world. (scene changes from outer space to Camp Wawanakwa) And this season, we're going right back to where it all began...at Camp Wawanakwa!

"There's Chris," Jo said.

"Ugh," Mike said. "What a bitch."

"Hey!" everyone else said.

"I'm sorry," Mike said. "He makes me upset, okay?"

"I feel like giving him a beat down already," Anne Maria said.

Chris: And speaking of our cast members, here they come now!

(a yacht with the original cast on-board appears, first focusing on Duncan, Gwen, DJ, Harold, Leshawna, and Eva, then focuses on Owen, Sierra, Cody, Izzy, and Noah, then shifts focus on Tyler, Lindsay, Beth, and Justin, and finally shifts focus on Sadie, Katie, Trent, Courtney, Geoff, Bridgette, Alejandro, Heather, and Ezekiel)

"Wow!" Dakota said.

"Sweet ride," Scott said.

"I remember going cruising on boats like that," Mike said. "The entire cast from the first 3 seasons are there."

"You think Staci would say her ancestors invented yachts?" Dakota asked.

"No duh!" Cameron said.

Owen: (as their yacht goes past the Dock of Shame) Nooooo!

"Seriously, Chris?" Zoey asked. "You don't let them stop to welcome us to the island?"

"That's so not cool!" Scott said.

"I wish we did meet them," Anne Maria said. "They could've told me and Cameron more about those singing episodes."

Chris: (laughs) No, not them! This season, we've got all new players, fighting for the million! And here they come now, for real! (another yacht appears, carrying the new contestants)

"Hey," Jo said. "There we are."

"Some of us looked really cute," Dawn said.

"And handsome," Mike said.

"I knew it was going to be a swell time," Anne Maria said.

Chris: Meet Jo.

Jo: (to Scott) Stay out of my way if you value your kiwis!

"That's me," Jo said. "I loved working out when I was in high school."

"And still do," Mike said. "Maybe you can help me make a new 'just dance' game."

"I would love to," Jo said

Chris: Scott!

"That's me," Scott said. "Did your hair come naturally like that?" Brick asked.

"I dyed it orange," Scott told them.

Scott: (to Jo) Right back at ya. (sniffs armpit)

Most almost got sick.

"Okay," Dawn said. "Not even 2 minutes in and already you want to gross us out?"

Scott blushed.

"Sorry about that," he said.

Chris: Zoey and Mike!

Everyone gushed.

"I looked so cute back then," Zoey said.

"You looked really handsome, Mike," Sam said.

"Thanks," Zoey and Mike said while blushing.

Zoey: (to Mike) Can you believe we're here?!

"I looked good in red," Zoey said.

"It really does suit you," Brick said.

"Quite enjoyable," Dawn said.

Mike: Yeah, it's... (looking at Zoey) beautiful.

"At least it was until Chris messed with it," Cameron said.

"Yeah," Zoey commented.

Chris: Lightning!

Lightning: (knocks Mike and Zoey out of the way) Hello, Gorgeous! (kisses his bicep)

"That wasn't cool of him," Jo said.

"That's just rude," Cameron said.

"Not even I would do that rudely," Anne Maria said.

Chris: Brick.

Brick: (saluting, accidentally dropping Zoey in the process) Brick MacArthur, reporting for duty!

"There I am," Brick said. "By the way, sorry for dropping you."

"I know it was a mistake," Zoey said. She then hugged Brick.

Chris: B and Dawn.

"Hey Dawn," Jo said. "There's you and B."

"Oh yeah," Dawn said. "I love nature, so I picked green for the trees and blue for the ocean."

"You were really hot as a child," Scott said, blushing.

"You still have a few feelings for her," Sam said.

Dawn: (to B) Your aura is an exceptionally purplish-green. Oh, it suits you, though.

"How come B was silent?" Dakota asked. "Did he come with laryngitis?"

"They never did reveal why he was silent," Jo said.

"I wish they did," Cameron said. "By the way, your aura reading could really help a lot of people."

"Thanks," Dawn said.

Chris: Dakota!

Dakota: Hey there. (giggles) Dakota here! And I'm here to win this! (is cut off by Chris mid-sentence)

"That's me," Dakota said. "I love pink."

"I think a lot of girls can say that," Mike said.

Chris: Anne Maria!

Anne Maria: (applying spray tan) Ah yeah, three more coats ought a do it.

"There's me," Anne Maria said. "I thought I was hot during that season."

"I'll say you were," Dakota said. "And sorry about pushing you on the boat."

"It's alright, sweet star," Anne Maria said.

Dakota: (pushes Anne Maria out of the camera) Whoa, who said you could pan away?

Anne Maria: (Dakota screams when Anne Maria attacks her with spray tan) Don't push me, Blondie!

"I can see why you would do that," Cameron said.

"We all can," Jo said.

"All that pushing on the boat was not like us," Dakota said.

"Never did that again," Anne Maria commented.

Chris: (as Staci walks up behind Anne Maria) Staci!

Staci: My Great Aunt Milly invented suntan. Yeah, before her, people used to smear themselves in clay.(Anne Maria sprays Staci with spray tan as well)

"There's Staci," Jo frowned. "How many lies do you think we'll get out of her?"

"There's one right out of the gate," Mike said.

"I can already tell she wouldn't last long," Sam said.

"You're going to see why," Mike said.

"We all are," Zoey said.

Chris: Cameron!

"Hey, there's me," Cameron said.

"Still considered a bubble boy?" Sam asked.

"A little," Cameron answered.

"You're the cutest bubble boy we've ever met," Scott said. "I can see why some of our fans ship you and Gwen."

"They what?" Cameron asked.

Cameron: Fresh air, a real lake, birds! (pigeons knock him off a railing)

"Were you okay?" Jo asked.

"I was," Cameron said. "I thought pigeons were city birds."

Chris: And Sam.

"There's me," Sam said. "I was just as much of a gamer boy now as I was back then."

"You certainly are one," Jo said.

Sam: (playing video games) Oh yeah! Grenade launcher upgrade! Heh heh, now we're cooking!

"That must be one cool game," Zoey said.

"I know," Mike said. "Can you show me that game?"

"I would love to," Sam said.

Chris: Yup, it's our most roughest, toughest, most explosive season ever! (detonates a bomb on the yacht) Right here on Total Drama: Revenge of the Island!

"Did he just blow up our boat?" Dakota asked.

"That was so uncalled for," Cameron said.

"Totally uncool," Sam said.

Cameron: (drowning) Help!

Scott: (swims past him) Spaz.

"Not cool," Scott. "You know better than to call me that," Cameron said.

"Sorry about that," Scott said.

Lightning: (lifts up Cameron) I'll save you, little girl!

Cameron: I'm a boy! Everyone couldn't help but giggle a bit.

"So maybe I do act a little girly sometimes," Cameron said.

"A little?" Scott asked.

"I was hanging with Zoey and Gwen," Cameron answered.

"We sure had a swell time with you," Zoey said.

Dakota: (getting picture taken while floating in a dinghy) Hi, fellas, how ever did you find me?

"Wow," Sam said. "Looks like Dakota got some fans already."

"Where did they come from?" Jo asked.

"I sent them a message," Dakota said.

Photographer: Uh, we got your text.

"I wish they got some pictures of all of us," Anne Maria said.

"That would've been cool," Dakota said. "A big group pic together."

"I know," Jo said.

Chris: (watching on a monitor on the Dock of Shame) For crying out loud! (to Chef Hatchet, via 2-way radio)Uninvited guests, over.

"They would've been cool to hang with," Sam said.

"Same goes with some of the ridonculous racers," Jo said. "You and Zoey should've been in that race."

"I agree," Mike said. "That would've been cool."

Chef Hatchet: (emerges from the water, planting a bomb on the boat, with Chris detonating it remotely after he returns to the water)

Dakota: (after the paparazzi's boat blows up) Whoa-ah! (knocks Cameron out of Lightning's hand and into Anne Maria)

"Is that dude serious?" Dakota asked.

"Now that's just being rude," Cameron said. "And it almost knocked me out."

"Does Chris only care for himself?" Jo asked.

"Even Lightning would have been mad," Brick said.

Anne Maria: (after Cameron hits her) Hey! No touching the hair, Four-eyes! (swimming away while spraying her hair)

Staci: (as she's drowning) I wished my third uncle, twice removed, was here. He invented life preservers. (Mike and Zoey come to her rescue)

"Man," Cameron said. "Another lie."

"That's two," Jo said.

Mike: Hang on!

Zoey: I'm coming!

Mike and Zoey: (bumping into each other) Oh!

"Ooh!" Everyone winced.

"That had to hurt," Sam said.

"Were you two, okay?" Dawn asked.

"We were," Mike said, looking at Zoey. "I agree," Zoey said.

Mike: No, you first, please.

Zoey: No, please. Go ahead; I insist.

Mike: Well, I mean if you insist. (Staci pulls him under)

"Really?" Dawn asked.

"Not cool, Staci," Scott said. "You think her mom invented being rude to reality tv contestants?"

"If she did," Mike started answering. "It would've been surprising."

Zoey: Hold on! (dives into the water and pulls Mike and Staci up)

"Way to go, Zoey," Dakota said.

Everyone clapped for her. Zoey giggled while thanking them.

Mike: (he and Staci gasp for air) Thanks. I owe you one.

"And he sure gave it to me," Zoey said while kissing Mike.

"That's sweet," Sam said.

"We can tell," Scott said.

Mike: (in confessional, playing with the toilet paper roll before he speaks) Okay, my first confessional! So, um, Zoey! Nice girl. Okay, super nice! I wonder if she'll go out with a guy like me. You see, I have this, um, quirk. I just hope my condition doesn't ruin everything for me again. (sighs)

"It's okay Mike," Jo said.

"Yeah," Brick said. "You can say we all got PTSD (Post Traumatic Stress Disorder) after appearing on that show."

"Your little disorder really affected some of us," Dawn said.

"I know," Mike said.

Zoey: (in confessional) Wow! I can't believe I'm in the Total Drama confessional; it's so exciting! Everyone seems so nice. I hope they all like me, I could use a few more friends, or friends period. Oh, what if they hate me? Maybe this flower is too big. Am I trying too hard? You like me, right?

"Lightning and Staci may not," Scott said. "But we do."

Everyone gave Zoey a comforting hug.

"Plus," Jo added. "Some of those from the first 3 seasons are friends with us now."

"Gwen's definitely one," Cameron said.

"Thanks," Zoey said.

Jo: (walks out of lake) Woo-hoo! That's what I'm talking about! First one on the... (looks at Dawn on rock) How did you...you're not even wet!

Except for Dawn and Jo, everyone's jaws dropped.

"What the heck!?" Zoey asked.

"How is that possible?" Mike asked.

Brick then added, "and like Jo said, you're not even wet."

"I don't think it was easy," Sam said.

Dawn: (examining starfish) Hmm? Oh, I used a shortcut.

"You got to tell us what that shortcut was after this," Jo said.

Everyone else was in agreement.

Brick: (crawls out of lake and to Dawn) Ma'am. (salutes and falls back down)

Brick: (in confessional) I may be the strongest player here, but I'm all about the teamwork. Back in cadets, I took the teamwork medal three years running. Also bed making medal, flag folding medal, and letters home to mom medal, I always win that one.

"Pretty cool, Brick," Jo said.

"And I assume you moved in together?" Anne Maria asked.

"Heck yeah," Jo and Brick said in harmony.

"We even got married and have 2 kids," Jo said.

Staci: Yeah, my Great-Great-Great Uncle Boris invented swimming! Before him, people swung their arms like this (flails her arms) and sank to the bottom. And my Great-Great-Great-Great-Great…

"There's number 3," Scott said. "I think it's starting to bug us a little."

"You think?" Everyone asked him.

Mike: (interrupting Staci) Yeah, that's great.

"It stops being great from there, Mike," Jo said.

Sam: (giggles) I knew I should have played that sweet fitness workout game. Eheh. I just hope I don't get cut first. That would be lame. But if I stick it out to being cut sixth or even seventh, I'm cool with that, B. (giggles more, then returns to his game)

"You have a fitness game too?" Jo asked.

"You were there playing it after the season ended," Sam said. "You and Brick."

"Maybe a new dance game could be made with the Gen 1 gang," Jo said.

"I agree," Anne Maria said. "Season 3 did have all those singing episodes."

Zoey: So stoked to be here! I've been watching Total Drama forever. Who knows, maybe I'll even make some new friends.

"And make new friends, you did," Dawn said.

"You have 9 with you right now," Scott said. "You should visit my farm one day."

"I would love to," Zoey said.

Dawn: Yes, that would be good, considering you were an only child and all.

Zoey: Huh? Who told you that?

"Yeah," Mike said. "Who did tell Dawn?"

"Zoey's aura did," Dawn answered. "It's as open as a library book."

Dawn: Your soul reads like an open book; you had such a lonely childhood. (holds Zoey's hand) It must have been difficult.

"Honestly, it was difficult," Zoey said. "I was the only retro girl in 7th and 9th grade."

"Did you get teased for it," Scott asked.

Zoey nodded her head yes. Upon hearing that, everyone rubbed either Zoey's back or Zoey's head.

"Thanks," she said.

Zoey: (removes her hand away from Dawn's grasp)

Chris: Attention, fresh meat! See the trail leading into the forest? Race to the end of the trail, and do not disturb the wildlife! That would be bad!

"Normally, I would agree with Chris," Dawn said. "But knowing him, something bad must have been done to the animals."

"I think we're soon to find out what he did," Jo said.

"I don't think I'll like it," Mike said.

Lightning: (to Sam) Yeah! We wouldn't want to upset the bunnies!

"Point taken," Sam said. "I wonder if it'll end up like an escape game?"

"Who knows?" Mike commented. "But it sure would be awesome."

The others nodded in agreement.

This is just part 1. Part 2 is coming soon.