Here's part 2 to the episode.
The others nodded in agreement.
Chris: The tiniest sound could set them off. Like, this! (a loud horn goes off and an unknown creature roars in the distance, prompting the contestants to run in fear)
"You call that tiny?" Scott asked.
"He should've played it louder," Jo commented. "I don't think those in Mexico heard it."
Chris: "Zoey the Lonely," Team B.
"Some nickname," Jo said.
"Why do I get the feeling you'll do something similar?" Mike asked.
"You'll see," Brick said.
"Trust me," Mike said. "It does not go well. Meanwhile, Team B was me, Zoey, Jo, Brick, Cameron and Anne Maria."
"I remember," Anne Maria said. "Everyone else was Team A."
Zoey: Only as a child. Seriously.
"It's true," Zoey said.
"We know, Zoey," Scott said.
"You're not lonely anymore," Sam said.
Scott: (referring to the creature in the forest) What the heck was that thing in the forest?!
Cameron: I'm pretty sure that cry does not belong to any known animal species!
"That was really creeping us out," Mike said.
"Even I was a little scared," Anne Maria said.
"A little?" Everyone else asked.
Chris: Relax. It'll all make sense eventually. (laughing manically to the point of insanity)
"Let's hope so," Cameron said.
"I have a bad feeling about this," Scott said.
"I just hope it doesn't get me kicked off first," Sam said.
Chris: (referring to the McLean-Brand Chris Head) Is the cleft on my chin really that big?
"That's the symbol of immunity," Scott said. "I've been looking for that."
"You wasn't the only one," Mike said.
"Alejandro found it one time, thus eliminating Heather in the process," Cameron said.
Scott: Yep. And it looks like a butt. Everyone couldn't help but laugh at that.
"Oh!" Cameron said. "That was a burn."
"You know what some say," Scott commented. "You humiliate us, then we humiliate you."
Mike: (after Chris announces the team names of the season) Um, what's with all the references to chemical waste? (the creature roars)
"Yeah," Jo said. "Mutant maggots and toxic rats?"
"Probably because of the toxic waste on the island," Mike said.
"Totally uncool," Dawn said.
"That's just wrong," Dakota said.
Cameron: It's the monster! (the "monster" fells several trees and is revealed to be a hairless squirrel)
"I love squirrels," Cameron said.
"They're so cute," Zoey said.
Jo: Hey! It's just a stupid squirrel!
Dakota: Awww! (shrieks when the squirrel blinks abnormally)
"Squirrels normally don't do that," Dakota said.
"What happened to it?" Brick asked.
Dawn: (gasps) Oh my gosh! What's wrong with it?!
Chris: While we were gone, I rented the island out to a "nice, family-oriented" biohazardous waste disposal company. Sweet people. But the waste is having a teensy bit of an impact on the flora and fauna. (the mutant squirrel eats a butterfly)
"You're nuts," Chris!" Jo said.
"Why would that bitch do that?" Zoey asked.
"He really is a bitch," Jo commented.
Chris: (laughing maniacally after the mutant squirrel attacks Dakota) Most. Danger. EVER!
"Is that dude serious?" Cameron asked.
"That's just horrible," Dawn said.
"I'm glad we're not there anymore," Jo said.
"That's just messed up," Scott said.
Dakota: (in confessional, sobbing) Chris is the meanest ever! (stops sobbing) Hang on. (takes out her compact and checks her makeup) Not too blotchy. Okay, take two. (puts away her compact, clears her throat, then resumes sobbing)
Dakota was feeling even more upset than in the confessional. Sam and Zoey decided to wrap her in a comforting hug.
"Thanks," Dakota said.
Staci: It's too bad my Third Cousin Jack isn't here to give us tips on bare handed tree climbing.
"I remember this part," Jo said. "Can't believe I fell into the water."
"Was that full of toxic waste too?" Mike asked.
"Thank fucking god, no," Jo said.
Anne Maria: (in confessional) Sure I want to win a million dollars, but not at the expense of my looks! I mean check me out, perfect hair, perfect tan, all this is worth a billion, easy.
"You wasn't wrong about that," Jo said.
"I agree," Cameron said.
"Told ya," Anne Maria said. "Still can't believe Lightning's team thought it was too slippery."
"We know," everyone else said.
Mike: (watching Brick attempting to not hurt himself) Aww man, this isn't working. (gasps as he undergoes a change in personality into an old man named Chester) D'aw darn it, cut the dang rope already!
Anne Maria: That's what we're trying to do, Mike.
"Were you not aware of it?" Zoey asked.
"I was," Mike said. "That's one of my other personalities. You thought I was doing a French comedy routine?"
Mike: Mike? Name's Chester, missy. Everyone's jaws dropped again.
"What the fuck?" Jo asked. "You had multiple personality disorder?"
Mike nodded yes.
"So that's the condition you warned the viewers about," Zoey said. "I'm just glad it's over."
"Me too," Mike said, kissing Zoey in the process.
Zoey: (in confessional) Mike is so sweet! You know, I really don't get his old man comedy routine, but I bet it's really funny if you're from France, or something…
Everyone giggled again.
"That would be cool, though," Scott said.
"I wish we got to go to France," Sam said.
"Me too," Dawn said. "I hear Paris is really trendy when it comes to romance."
"You got that right," Brick said.
Brick: (as the mutant squirrel is attacking the Maggots) Not the crew cut!
"That squirrel's gone berserk," Dakota said.
"I hate it when they do that," Brick said.
"It's just nuts," Cameron said, making everyone chuckle.
Dakota: (trying to saw the ropes) How are you supposed to, it won't work!
"Were you really that out of your league?" Jo asked.
"I was not," Dakota said. "It was just tough."
"Who knew opening rounds were so crazy?" Cameron said.
"Chris said the whole season was gonna be crazy," Brick said.
Sam: Teeth down on the rope! Down!
Lightning: Girl, you cannot be that dumb!
"I told you guys I wasn't," Dakota said angrily.
"Now, Dakota's mad," Scott said.
Dawn: Pretend it's Daddy's steak knife!
"Thanks for the tip," Dakota said.
"No problem," Dawn said. "Although, it was B who inspired the idea."
Dakota: Oh! (cuts the rope releasing their totem)
Sam: B! Change your name to A plus!
Everyone clapped for B and Dakota.
"You guys were awesome there," Sam said.
"Pretty cool," Mike said.
"B totally deserves credit," Dakota said.
B: (in confessional silently admiring his genius wit)
Scott: (confessional, bouncing a rock against the wall) B thinks he's so smart, but, when my plan goes into action, he won't know what hit him! (rocks hits his face) Oww!
"Ooh!" Everyone winced.
"I wasn't hurt that much," Scott said. "For now."
"Why?" Cameron asked.
"No spoilers!" Jo commanded.
Jo: (on her team's totem pole floating down river) They're gaining on us!
Brick: It's my duty to inform you, Ma'am, that we have bigger problems. (points towards waterfall)
"That doesn't look good," Scott said.
"It did to me," Cameron said. "My first experience with waterfalls."
"They are cool," Sam said.
"When you ain't going over them," Jo reminded.
Cameron: My first waterfall!
Mike: (still in his Chester personality) And maybe our last! (the team reaches land again, with Zoey nearly falling off the totem) Ah, kids today and their crazy log rides.
"We were at no water park," Anne Maria said.
"That was my other personality," Mike said.
"Looks like we're gonna have 2 bitches on the island," Brick said.
"I hope that Chester dude doesn't annoy us all season," Anne Maria said.
Zoey: (hanging on to the edge of the totem) Mike!
Mike: Huh? (regains his original personality) Zoey! Zoey, hang on tight! (pulls Zoey back on to the totem)
"Wow," Zoey said. "That was close."
"We kind of knew Mike would be the one for you," Sam said to Zoey.
"And you weren't wrong," Zoey said.
Zoey: (smiles and holds onto Mike) Okay! Thanks, Mike!
"Were you two trying to steal the episode from us?" Cameron asked.
"It wasn't your show," Sam said.
"No," Zoey said. "But can you imagine if we did have our own show?"
"That would be glorious," Sam said.
"We'd be perfect," Jo said.
B: (motioning the Toxic Rats to lean forward)
Dawn: B wants us to lean forward!
"Nice strategy," Dawn said.
"Really helped us get ahead," Dakota said.
Staci: Yeah! My Great-Great-Great Second Aunt Mary invented log riding and she…
Toxic Rats (except for B): We don't care!
"All those lies are really embarrassing," Mike said.
"Even I'm tired of them," Jo said. "And I wasn't even on the rats team."
"We all got tired of Staci's lies," Anne Maria said.
"Just embarrassing," Cameron said.
Jo: How'd they get in front of us?
"I now know how you did," Jo said.
"Real smooth," Brick said.
"I agree," Cameron said.
Owen: (rejoins Chris awaiting at the cabins) Hey Chris, get this, the boat wouldn't stop.
Chris: Oh look, it's former player Owen, who's not competing this year!
"Hey!" Anne Maria said. "Owen may not be competing," but you could've let him and the others come visit."
"Oh, don't worry," Jo said. "Some of the former players did return."
"I can't wait to see which ones," Brick said.
"Me neither," Sam said. "I hear some of the other girls were just as cute as Zoey and Dawn."
"They definitely were," Scott said.
"Some even still are," Mike said.
Owen: Yeah, so I swam back to tell you that- WHAT?! Not competing?!
Chris: I'm afraid you and the other "classic players" have outlived your usefulness. Chef?
Chef: (Chef puts bomb on Owen's face)
"Jerk!" Scott said. "Why would you put it on his face?"
"What an asshole," Jo said.
"Someone needs to tame that fool," Dakota said.
Owen: (screaming while running away)
Chris: (activates the bomb and blasts Owen off the island)
"I swear," Dawn said. "Next time we see Chris, we better give him a beatdown."
"Now you're talking my language," Anne Maria said.
"Totally," Cameron said. "Some of the stuff he did that season was not cool."
Lightning: (after he and the other Toxic Rats made it back to camp) Whoo, first place, go Team Lightning!
"Really?" Jo asked. "The teams were not named after you."
"Lightning's starting to get just as annoying," Scott said.
Staci: Yeah, my Great-Great-Great-Uncle James invented log cabins, before him people had to sleep in the trees, and they kept falling out all the time. (the Toxic Rats glare at her) And my Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Aunt Phillis invented roofs, and before her, homes were just walls and furniture. And every time it rained you had to get a new sofa. (giggles)
"That was when we knew she had got to go," Mike said.
"Same team or not, everyone was in agreement," Cameron said.
Everyone else nodded.
"That girl has bugged us with her lies long enough," Dakota said.
Chris: Regardless, the only team with a cabin still standing, the Mutant Maggots win the first challenge! (the Mutant Maggots weakly cheer)
"Great job, maggots," Scott said.
"Thanks," Zoey said.
"Too bad we were worn out by that point," Anne Maria said.
"Yeah," Brick said. "And usually, I'm one of those who's always on the go."
"All we wanted was for Staci to leave, so we can crash for the night," Cameron said.
Chris: (at elimination) The votes have been cast, those who receive a regular marshmallow can stay, but this season, one player will receive a special marshmallow. A marshmallow you do not want to eat. Whoever gets the Marshmallow of Toxic Loserdom is out of the contest. Which means you can't come back. Ever!
"We were aware of that," Mike said.
"It was similar during the first season," Zoey said.
"Except for the toxic waste," Scott reminded.
"Yeah," the others said.
"This is going to be a long, wild season," Cameron thought.
"Really wild," Brick said.
Staci: Aw, but I was doing so good. (Marshmallow of Toxic Loserdom makes Staci's hair fall out) I guess it's the Dock of Shame for me, then.
Everyone gasped after seeing Staci's hair fall out.
"The waste makes you lose your hair?" Zoey asked.
"That is messed up," Scott said.
"Why would Chris do that?" Dakota asked.
Dawn was feeling really upset.
"I knew something wasn't right," she said. "It's just horrible."
Chris: Actually, we came up with something new this season. You'll love it! (Chris, Chef Hatchet, and Staci are now on the Dock of Shame, with a giant catapult on one end of the dock) Say hello to the Hurl of Shame, patent pending.
Staci: (sitting in the Hurl of Shame) Yeah, catapults were invented by my Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Graaand- (gets launched off the island) ahhhhh!
"Glad she's gone," Jo said.
"You guys have no idea," Scott commented.
"That girl and her lies really gave us a headache," Sam said. "Never want to hang out with her again."
Everyone else nodded in what ended up being a unanimous agreement.
Chris: One down, twelve to go. Who's next in line? Find out next time on, Total Drama: Revenge of the Island!
"That ends the first episode," Jo said.
"Hey Sam," Mike said. "You got your wish."
"Yeah," Scott added. "You wasn't the first one eliminated."
"I'm happy about it," Sam said. "I just wish the island wasn't full of toxic waste."
"We all do," Dawn said. "Now about that shortcut. It's not just aura powers. I also have nature powers."
"Nature powers?" everyone else asked.
"Yeah," Dawn said. "I rode on some leaves onto the island. That was my shortcut."
"Wow!" Mike said. "That must be awesome."
Dawn thanked the others. Anne Maria asked if everyone was ready for episode 2. They were.
Next time we meet, episode 2: "Truth or Laser Shark".
