Fist of the Pocket Siblings
The Bobobo gang only becomes more insane when they let two siblings named Vix and Nick tag along – these two use the Fist of the Pocket, and are both just about as insane as Bobobo. But evil is brewing. Can the gang prevail over evil and still have time to enjoy their vacation?
Bobobo doesn't belong to me. GOD I WISH IT DID! But Vix and Nick are completely mine. So is the Fist of the Pocket!
One of my first Bobobo fics. R+R please.
Episode 1: The Fist of the Pocket and a Hamster Named Joe! These two act like six year olds!
Bobobo's gang, consisting of Beauty, Gasser, Jelly Jiggler, Don Patch, and of course the hero, Bobobo, were finally given a chance to relax – a one-week stay at a five-star hotel! They were just getting checked in when Gasser met a very odd sight – a girl, around eleven or twelve, gagging on the floor a ways off.
He wandered up to her, and realizing she was faking it, questioned, "What's wrong with you?"
She opened one brown eye and choked, "My…brother…took…twenty…bucks…from…me…"
"YOU'RE PRETENDING TO DIE BECAUSE HE TOOK SOME CASH?"
"Yeah, pretty much." The girl got to her feet, and blinked at him. She had a black vest, a blue tee-shirt, and was wearing shorts with many pockets on them.
Suddenly, a boy around nine years old tackled her to the ground and waved a dollar in her face. She let out a scream, snatched the twenty bucks from his hands, and pushed him off.
The boy looked exactly like her, except he had glasses, a black t-shirt, and a blue vest. The two then both stood up.
"I'm Vix," The girl explained.
"My name's Nick," The boy added.
"And this is our hamster, Joe!" Vix reached into her pocket and pulled out a hamster. Sure enough, it was real. She put it on Nick's head.
"YOU KEPT A HAMSTER IN THERE!" Beauty screeched, eyes bulging.
"Yeah, I- "
Suddenly, Don Patch swooped down out of nowhere with cardboard wings, grabbing Vix by her vest and picking her up off the ground, with Beauty screaming after him.
He finally dropped her in Bobobo's afro, and Vix just sat there for a minute, eye twitching.
Then finally, she let out a screech, jumped out of the afro, and reached into her pocket. "FIST OF THE POCKET!" She snapped, and suddenly out of her pocket she pulled a water balloon, slamming it into Bobobo's face.
After she cooled down, she looked at Bobobo for a moment and finally shouted, "You're that freak with the afro!"
Nick's eyes bulged, and he literally dropped to his knees in front of Bobobo, head touching the ground. "Bobobo, sir! S-she didn't mean it! She's insane, I tell ya! INSANE!"
"Back up a minute there," Gasser shouted, causing Nick to stop shouting about how he idolized the man. "You said the fist of the pocket…you use a fist?"
Vix nodded. "Yeah, as I was saying before Peter Pan grabbed me," She pointed to Don Patch, who was pecking at the ground absentmindedly, "My brother and I use the Fist of the Pocket. We have endless pockets, see!"
She pulled a fruit from her pocket, and Nick pulled a fruit from his pocket as well. Then they put them back.
"OH NO! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD! MY SHOELACE IS UNTIED! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" Nick screamed suddenly, running in circles. He tripped, landing on his back, and died. Well, he kinda did. He began to choke and gag like the gang had found Vix doing.
Vix collapsed as well, moaning loudly. Beauty and Gasser looked at the two like they were insane. Which they were.
"You two are almost as bad as Bobobo," Beauty cried as the siblings began to randomly hug each other. We would later find out that Vix stole ten bucks from Nick at that point.
"Wait. You're anime characters, right?"
Bobobo was silent for a few moments, then nodded at Vix. "Yeah…"
"OH MY GOD! WE'RE ANIME CHARACTERS!" The two hugged again, then collapsed.
"I'M HUNGRY!" Vix wailed.
"Okay, chill!" Gasser in particular couldn't stand this girl. She wasn't as bad as Bobobo – she was worse!
"BOBOBO, SIR!" Nick bowed before our hero again. "PLEASECANWECOMEWITHYOUWE'LLBEGOODIPROMISE!"
"Yeah! THEN WE CAN GET FREE DINNER!" Vix agreed.
Please say no, please say no, please say no, please say no…Gasser begged silently.
"All right, it wouldn't hurt!"
God no! That girl is so annoying! And so is her brother!
"YES!" Nick and Vix hugged each other again, then Vix screamed.
"YOU'RE STEPPING ON MY FOOT YOU FREAK! I…" She fell to the ground sobbing, and Nick leaned over her.
"I…I…" She began to sob again, and Gasser felt as if he was going to scream. Bobobo, he could handle. But these two…It was like they were from another world!
Suddenly Nick disappeared. Beauty only gawked at where he had been a minute ago. Vix ignored it like it happened every day.
Suddenly Bobobo's afro opened up a sliver, and sure enough, there was Nick, eyes wide as he peered out of the golden afro.
"HOW'D YOU GET IN THERE!" Beauty screamed, eyes bulging. Nick shrugged, and jumped out.
"Dunno."
"Can we please just get a move on?" Gasser cried, head in his hands. He would die if he had to put up with these two any longer.
"Hey, you two." Jelly Jiggler, who had been quiet, said, pointing at the siblings.
"Yeah?" They asked at the same time.
"Don't you two have parents?"
"…"
"Well?"
"Um...well...you see…"
"DON'T TELL ME YOU PUT THEM IN YOUR POCKETS!" Gasser moaned.
"Actually, no. They fell out of the plane when we were coming here."
"ARE YOU SERIOUS!" Beauty's eyes bulged.
"Yeah."
"You two are weird…" Jelly Jiggler commented.
"Look who's talking, blob boy," Vix snapped. This silenced the gelatin man.
"Bobobo! We know a lot about you! You use the Fist of the Nosehair!" Nick pulled some pictures out of his pocket. Strangely enough, it was of Vix and Nick hanging out with Bobobo.
"Where did you take these? We haven't seen you ever before!"
"Umm…you were asleep." Sure enough, upon closer inspection the gang found that his eyes were taped open.
"UNCLE BOBOBO!" The brother and sister screamed, running toward him.
"Niece and nephew!" Bobobo held his arms out wide.
"UNCLE!"
"NIECE AND NEPHEW!"
"I HAVE NO FREAKIN IDEA WHO THE HECK YOU ARE!" Vix screamed, punching him in the face.
"You have anger problems," Beauty pointed out.
Vix sighed. "I'm working on it."
"You two must be Wiggin specialists."
"Well, kinda." Vix stood up. "We're training."
"Are we good?" Nick questioned.
"You two are pretty good," Don Patch commented.
"Now, let's get goin'," Bobobo said, and Gasser let out a cry of relief.
"Let's go have some dinner," Beauty suggested. The others agreed almost immediately.
As they were walking out of the hotel, Gasser whispered to Nick, "I really don't like your sister. She's about as strange as Bobobo."
"Tell me about it."
Gasser sighed. Please don't have them be cross dressers. We have three already!
Tell me how you liked it…I don't have much fanfic experience. Mainly a reader. Nick and Vix are based off of me and my brother, for the record. xD Sorry this was so short...I'll try and make it longer next time x.x
TEH PWNSOME VIX
