"Shit." Inuyasha declared rocking back and forth listening to the sounds of vomiting in the background. "Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit."
Kagome walked into the room shaking. Sango right behind. Kagome looked at Inuyasha. "We did," She said.
"How could we?" Sango demanded falling to the ground next to Kagome.
"Inuyasha you jerk, this is all your fault!" Kagome shouted point at him.
"My fault? You were a drunk as I was!" He shouted. Miroku put an arm on each girls shoulder. His expression was softer.
"Don't worry girls. It won't be so bad." He smirked. "Haven't you always wanted a little puppy?" Sango balled, Kagome looked at Miroku in Horror.
"You don't think..."
"Well, he is part dog" Miroku said. Sango cried harder.
"I don't want puppies!" She shouted clinging onto the monk.
Kagome stood and stalked over to Inuyasha and slapped him on the face. "You jerk!" She glared at him.
"Hey!" He cried.
"Sit." She said turning his back to him. Inuyasha smashed through the floor.
Sango walked shakily over to Inuyasha, she grabbed his sleeve which was sticking out above the hole on the floor and tugged it. She was pale.
"Inuyasha... I-I'm not going to have puppies right.?" Inuyasha groaned pulling himself out of the hole.
"NO!" He shouted. She looked into his eyes and he recoiled, but she held fast to his sleeve.
"I can't have illegitimate... children... o-or puppies... we have to get married." Miroku's mouth fell open. Kagome we wheeled around.
"But I can have them? I don't think so, Inuyasha will marry me!" The two girls looked at him with wide watery eyes.
"You have to marry me!" They both said at the same time.
"..." Inuyasha said staring at them both edging away.
"Well Inuyasha?" Miroku said sliding up behind him, his eye was twitching angrily. "Which one will you chose?"
"M-Miroku... how could you...?" Inuyasha stammered. Miroku sat down and crossed his legs, he held a up a his finger.
"Now Inuyasha, you must take responsibility for your actions, you can't just leave these two defenseless and beautiful maidens to raise your puppies all by themselves."
"Stop calling them puppies!" Inuyasha shouted. Sango whimpered at the word.
"Now which will you choose Inuyasha?" Miroku asked. The two girls drew in close to Inuyasha.
"I... uh... um... keh, this is ridiculous!" He said pulling free and walking to the other side of the room.
"Inuyasha..." Kagome said shaking angrily, holding up her fist... "Why haven't yo chosen me yet?" Inuyasha froze.
:"I... uh..."
"Please Inuyasha!" Sango begged.
He suddenly looked out the window and pointed. "Look! It's Naraku!" Everyone turned and he bolted from the room as fast as he could.
"INUYASHA!" Kagome and Sango screamed after him. A yelp of terror responded in the distance.
"What's going on?" Shippo asked coming in.
"Inuyasha is has to choose a bride. Either Sango or Kagome." Miroku said.
"Oh, well, why doesn't he marry Kagome and keep Sango as his Concubine? Or better yet marry them both or just make them both concubines and start a harem?" Shippo asked before he was suddenly cast into unconsciousness by two female fists rammed into his head.
Miroku nodded not noticing Shippo's unconscious body. "Ah, what a wonderful though, Kagome and Sango as concubines... what I wouldn't give for that!" He said longingly. Engrossed in a fantasy the girls could only imagine mumbling to himself "Both at once, yes! Don;t be shy girls, there's plenty of Miroku for everyone..."
He quickly joined Shippo in unconsciousness.
"PERVERT!" Sango said.
"GET BACK HERE INUYASHA!" Kagome cried and the girls rushed out of the room.
