Inuyasha squirmed frantically, he had to get out of these bonds. It meant certain death if he couldn't... then again he was probably dead if he got out anyway. Kagome and Sango each holding a thick cord of robe dragged Inuyasha long the ground inside a building he couldn't identify... as he was being dragged face down.

The girls planted him upright in front of a robed man.

"Ah, you've brought the... uh groom."

"What?" Inuyasha shouted. The girls glared at each other.

"Do you Kagome take Inuyasha to be your husband?"

"I do." She replied emphatically.

"Do you Sango take Inuyasha to be your husband?"

"I do." She said. Inuyasha could feel the death glares back and forth between the two.

"You, Inuyasha, do you take... uh..."

"Alright Inuyasha, which one of us will it be?" Kagome demanded. Both Girls stared at him.

"Come now Inuyasha, no sense wasting time... choose." Miroku toned from the back. The doors of the temple burst open and Sesshomaru walked in and sat in the back row.

"What the hell are you doing here!" Inuyasha screamed.

"I wouldn't miss this for the world." His brother replied reclining.

"Neither would I!" Naraku said sitting next to Sesshomaru. "I think we can put aside our grudges to see how this turns out!" Sesshomaru nodded. Kagura, Kouga, Shippo, Jaken, Rin, Kikyo, and Kaede, all filtered in and sat in the various seats and watched eagerly to see what happened. Everyone had an amused look on their faces except Kikyo and Kouga who looked ready to kill.

"Uh... your.. um choice?" The priest asked with a gulp.

"Yes, Inuyasha, choose." Sesshomaru heckled from the back.

"Leave off you jerks!" Inuyasha shouted. Sango turned Inuyasha's head back to the priest.

"Come on Inuyasha, choose me and lets get out of here." Sango demanded holding up her giant boomerang to the back of his head. "There may be some trouble otherwise."

"Yeah, Inuyasha, there will be some real trouble if you don't choose properly..." Kagome said angrily, a sacred arrow drawn and ready and pointed right at his temple.

"Heh heh heh... take it easy now... ladies... heh heh heh... HELP! HELP ME!" Inuyasha screamed. Sesshomaru and Naraku laughed heartily and egged them on.

"Hurry and choose Inuyasha!" They both said at the same time.

"Mommy!" Inuyasha cried.

"And your answer?" Miroku demanded coming up behind him.

"I...uh..." He looked at the bow... then looked at the giant boomerang. "Um, I... choose... uh..." Inuyasha passed out.