Inuyasha sat down across the table from Sango and Kagome. He looked at them seriously. He would resolve the situation right now.

"Alright, I think it is time we talked." He said.

Sango and Kagome nodded profusely.

"We have no idea if either of you is pregnant or not, so, there is no need to go pushing for any kind of... marriage..." Inuyasha swallowed hard at the word. Sango's eyes welled up and Kagome turned grim faced. "Now wait..." He could feel death in the air, and was positive it was his.

Both Sango and Kagome held out little sticks with a funny blue plus sign on the ends. Inuyasha twitched. Miroku glided up beside him and leaned forward. "Looks to me like puppies..." His grin was wicked. Inuyasha twitched when they both nodded.

Inuyasha slowly stood up and sighed. "Then it looks like I have no other alternative" Miroku appeared behind him in a white robe holding a katana.

"Don't worry Inuyasha I will take your head if you cannot finish the job!" Miroku nodded gravely.

Inuyasha recoiled. "N.. not seppuku!" He faced the women while inching away from Miroku. "I have to tell you the truth." He bowed his head. They both cocked their heads curious.

"As it turns out, I am in Love with Kagome," He paused, Sango burst into tears. "But," Inuyasha interrupted, "I am only in love with her because she looks like Kikyo," Inuyasha paused again while Kagome stared at him paralyzed. "Sango, You are clearly prettier, nicer, kinder, more attractive, independent, and much more fun to be with in every respect I can even fathom... and I would choose you but, as it turns out... I am... well... actually... a Eunuch."

Dead silence.

"Then how the hell are we both pregnant?" Kagome and Sango both asked in unison looking angrily at Inuyasha. They slowly turned their heads toward Miroku. He flinched.

"Now wait a minute ladies..." Miroku whimpered. "He's lying! I swear!" The girls swarmed him weapons held high. "Oh crap." Miroku said then booked it into the sunset the girls right on his heals.

Inuyasha sat down and reclined against the wall. "Heh, heh, heh, They fell for it. This should get them off my back for a while." Inuyasha spent the rest of the night laughing watching the monk being beaten to a pulp and dragged toward the local temple.