To: Amy Rose From: Sophie the cat Subject: What happened?

Hey, I heard you and Sonic had a fight. Are you okay? He didn't hurt you did he? At least, not physically right? I'll come over later and help you sweat this off. Maybe get a massage or something, help take your mind off of that jerk.

I had a great time with the janitor, his name is actually Steve. He's so funny. Here, I'll try to reinvent one of the conversations we had:

Okay, so we're walking past some children's clothing. Steve points to a little pink dress and says, "Hey, I'll bet I could fit into that. And you know me having a sarcastic kind of humor and all, well I say, "Pfft…I would not like to see you try. So then he says, "Aw, you're just jealous, cuz I'd look better in it." At this point I am just cracking up and like, "Yeah, okay."

Anyway, don't worry about Sonic.

Sophie


To: Sophie the cat From: Amy Rose Subject: I'm okay

I think I'll get over it, eventually…after a while…just as soon as I can forget how to remember him. Still, something in me just doesn't want to forget him.

I'm so glad you and janitor had a good time. I mean you and Steve. It might take me a while to call him by his real name

ttyl,

Amy


To: Cream the rabbit From: Miles Tails Prower Subject: the fair

Hey Cream,

Just wanted to tell you I had a great time at the fair. You're really good at Whack a mole. What was your favorite part? I can't decide, but it was pretty funny when Cheese almost knocked down that stilt man with the tray of foreign cheeses.

Oh, and I think Cheese needs to learn the difference between the shift button and the caps lock button…lol. Or at least teach him how to spell check.

Thanks for going with me,

Tails


To: Miles Tails Prower From: Cream the rabbit Subject: I had fun too

I'm really glad you were able to go with me Tails. I'm certainly glad that those moles aren't real though. I think my favorite part of the fair was when…..you held my hand in the haunted house. It was scary, but I wasn't afraid with you there.

Cheese can be so silly sometimes, but I'm proud that he's learning to use the email all by himself now!

I hope we can go with you next year too.

Cream and Cheese


To: Knuckles the echidna From: Rouge the bat Subject: Had fun

Heya hotstuff,

You were so adorable in that clown suit. I've never seen you're crazy side before and I must say,

I'm turned on.

Rouge


To: Sonic the hedgehog From: Knuckles the echidna Subject: my date

You'll never believe what happened at the fair.

Rouge talked me into going to see this circus thing they had. Well, in the middle of the show they decide to take an audience member in the ring. Guess who?

Yep, they dress me in this ridiculous costume. They tell me to stand on the X and to stand completely still. There are now four other clowns around me all ready to fire a pie on command. They blow the whistle, I see the pies coming and I jump out of the way as a reflex. I grab a couple of pies on the cart next to me and just start throwing like my life depends on it. Before I know it I'm in the middle of this massive food fight. A few seconds later the pies stop, or so I think. I turn around and splat, Rouge smushes the thing in my face so hard I still have whip cream in my nose.

There was a strange exhilarating feeling throughout all this. I think this is the first time I got in a fight because I was excited instead of angry. It's creepy, but kind of nice.

Knux

p.s. What happened with you and Amy?


To: Knuckles the echidna From: Sonic the hedgehog Subject: your date

Trust me, I believe it. If your whole job of guarding the master emerald doesn't work out, I know the circus will always have a place for you.

So what kind of pie was it?

Sonic

p.s. I don't wanna talk about it. I just said a lot of stuff I shouldn't have, now I feel like a moron.


To: Sonic the hedgehog From: The Ultimate Life Form Subject: you're girlfriend

Take care of that girl faker. You'll never know how precious she is, until she's gone.

Shadow


Feeling blue?

Something bothering you?

Need to cope with the past?

Need help real fast?

Let me help fix that frown and turn it around. (: (: (:

Call Sylvia the owl at 1-800-4577-Smile. You can also email me through yahoo or aol.


To: Amy Rose From: Rouge the bat Subject: you and Sonic

Heya girl,

I hear you had a little feud with blue boy. Sorry to hear that. He needs to learn the proper way to treat a lady.

You wouldn't believe what a fascinating time I had with big red. Well, if you need a shoulder to cry on give me a call.

Rouge


Talentedgrl321 has just signed on.

SonicSweetheart has just signed on.

Talentedgrl321: I guess u'll b changing that name now

SonicSweetheart: I haven't decided

Talentedgrl321: how bad was it?

SonicSweetheart: I don't really wanna talk about it

Talentedgrl321: k, well I'm here if u need me

SonicSweetheart: aww, tanx

Talentedgrl321: n e time

SonicSweetheart: hey, did u c that ad for Slyvia the owl?

Talentedgrl321: Amy, ur not serious

SonicSweetheart: I think I might email her

Talentedgrl321: o don't do that

SonicSweetheart: y not?

Talentedgrl321: those stupid shrinks only pretend to understand u so u'll pay them money to tell u stuff u coulda figured out for free

SonicSweetheart: maybe this one is different

Talentedgrl321: Amy, it rhymes

SonicSweetheart: so?

Talentedgrl321: who is she Dr. Seuss?

SonicSweetheart: I just thought that…oh, nvm it's stupid

Talentedgrl321: go on, what?

SonicSweetheart: I just thought maybe there's some deeper reason for y I love Sonic, maybe I don't really love him at all.

Talentedgrl321: Amy, u love him cuz he saved ur life. U don't need a shrink to tell u that.

SonicSweetheart: ………I guess

Talentedgrl321: no don't guess, u know

Funkymonkey247 has just signed on.

Funkymonkey247: I think Penelope's watchin u guys, just thought I'd giva ya a heads up. U might wanna get off soon.

Talentedgrl321: k, fine

SonicSweetheart: thanx for the warning

Funkymonkey247: sure thing, o and Amy…cheer up

SonicSweetheart has just signed off.

Talentedgrl321: u think she'll be okay?

Funkymonkey247: she's a tough girl. I think she'll be fine

Talentedgrl321: yea

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To: Sylvia the owl From: Amy Rose Subject: need your help

Hi, my name is Amy.

I saw your ad and was wondering if you could help me. You see, there's this guy. Well, for a long time, I thought I loved him. I was so obsessed I'd chase him till my knees just gave out, he didn't like that very much. So, lately I've been thinking about it a lot and I was wondering if there's some kind of hidden reason why I love…or why I think I love him. Am I totally crazy or is my love somehow justifiable?

I feel totally lost. Please help me,

Amy


To: Amy Rose From: Sylvia the owl Subject: I can help

Salutations Miss Amy Rose,

Grab a tissue and blow your nose. I'd be happy to help you out, there is no need to shout. You are most certainly not crazy. There absolutely is a reason for your feelings hazy.

Sometimes the reason for these strange emotions is not truly hidden, but rather just latent, unnoticed or to the mind seems forbidden.

Come down to my place of work, a place where people like you lurk. I believe that I can help, so do not cry, or moan, or yelp. The building can be found, on Duches Corner right around. It's number 52 on Cherrywood Avenue.

From your friendly fowl,

Sylvia the owl


To: Amy Rose From: Sonic the hedgehog Subject: please forgive me

Hey Ames,

Tried calling you, kept ringing. Maybe it's best if I say this by email.

Listen…what I said at the fairwas...stupid. It was so hot and you were an easy target for my complaints. The stuff I said to you about well, you know being an orphan and all, it didn't mean anything. I wish I could take it back and…I'm sorry. So, are we cool?

Sonic


To: Sophie the cat From: Amy Rose Subject: can you believe him?

I mean, the nerve! Apologizing by email, what could be more insulting? Well, I guess a post it like that episode of Sex and the City. But still, do you know how worthless that makes me feel? I'll bet that whole email took about three seconds to write.

Should I forgive him?

Amy


To: Amy Rose From: Sophie the cat Subject: That's so tacky

Girl, if that hedgehog wants your forgiveness, he doesn't deserve it until he's down on his hands and knees begging for mercy. I mean, come on the least he could do is come see you.

What a jerk.

Sophie


To: Cream and Cheese From: Sonic the hedgehog Subject: have you seen Amy?

She hasn't emailed me back yet. I'm getting kinda worried about her. If you see her, tell her I'm really sorry and to call me or something.

Thanks.

Sonic


To: Sonic the hedgehog From: Cream and Cheese Subject: I haven't seen Amy

I haven't seen her since the other day. She looked really sad. Maybe you should go to her house and say sorry yourself. I think that would make Amy feel better.

Cream and Cheese