Disclaimer: I do not own the Batman villains. They belong to DC. I don't even own the movie, "Clue".
Note: I haven't seen many of the episodes. So please forgive me if some of the characters here may act a little bit OOC.
Get A Clue!
Prologue
The residents of Arkham Asylum found themselves in a movie set. They looked around, all clueless.
"Riddle me this, riddle me that, where are we?" The Riddler asked.
"Ooh! Ooh! I think we are abducted by the evil little men from Mars and we are being held here for ransom!" The Joker said, bursting out laughing. Poison Ivy gave Harley Quinn an odd look.
Suddenly, a teenaged girl steps out from the shadows.
"Hello there," she greeted them with the grin.
"Hey, who are you? And why are we brought here?" Harley asked, eyeing the girl suspiciously.
"My name is Isla. You are brought here for a very important reason," the girl replied. "You are here… to star in a movie!"
They all looked at her as if she is crazy.
"REALLY?" the Mad Hatter gasped with delight. "Are we starring in Alice in Wonderland?"
"Nope," Isla said.
"The Birds?" The Penguin asked.
"Nuh-uh."
"Sleepy Hollow?" The Scarecrow asked.
"Close."
"… Pretty Woman?" asked Killer Croc. Everyone stares at him. He gave them a glare. "What?"
"No! You guys are going to star in Clue!"
All of them groaned, except Joker, he is rubbing his hands together with glee.
Isla starts handing out everyone their scripts. "Here are your scripts. Don't forget to memorize your lines."
"What's in for us?" Two-Face asked, flipping his coin. She smiles deviously.
"If all you play in this movie, I'll let you have a two-month Batman-free vacation in Hawaii... free."
"Sounds good enough for me," Ivy said.
Two-Face flipped his coin and it landed in heads.
"Okay, I'm in," he said finally.
"Excellent," Isla said, mimicking Mr. Burns from The Simpsons. "Now, here are the people you are playing."
Cast:
Wadsworth – Two-Face/Harvey Dent
Colonel Mustard – Mad Hatter/Jervis Tetch
Mrs. White – Poison Ivy/Pamela Isley
Mrs. Peacock – Penguin/Oswald Cobblepot
Mister Green – Riddler/Edward Nygma
Professor Plum – Scarecrow/Jonathan Crane
Miss Scarlet – Harley Quinn
Mister Boddy - Joker
Yvette – Catwoman/Selina Kyle
"WHAAT!" the Penguin squawked. Literally. "Why am I playing a female role!"
Isla shrugs her shoulders. "I have no other choices for you."
"At least you're not playing a French maid!" Catwoman pouted, glaring at the penguin man.
"Memorize your scripts, folks. We have a long day tomorrow."
And with an evil grin, she disappears into the shadows. There was silence in the group.
"Is it just me, or is it that girl has a few loose screws?" Riddler asked.
Well, what do you think? I'm sorry if this is a bit short, but I'll make the next chapter longer. I promise!
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