Omake: The Zero and Corny show episode 1.
A super-deformed Zero and Cornelia, each holding giant mallets walk forward towards the viewer, each alternating hitting each other.
"They bite, they fight, they bite, they fight. Bite bite bite, fight, fight fight!"
The screen changes to Zero and Cornelia's heads near four words.
"The Zero and Corny show!"
A superdeformed Corny walks onto a tarmac from an airplane, greeted by nobility...that's sitting at a table playing cards.
Corny starts sizzling in anger and smashes the table with a mallet.
The scene cuts to the aforementioned nobles in bandages and casts as Corny yells unintelligibly at them, her words appearing as pictures over her head.
Zero, a Clovis with X's for eyes with graffiti on him, spray tags saying 'Zero rules, Britannia drools!' and nobles with pound signs for eyes walking away with bags of money appear overhead.
Corny grabs one noble and starts using him as a mallet to beat up the others, a picture appearing overhead: 'Zero in a coffin.'
The scene changes to Zero at a meeting with the Black Knights. CC is on a couch in the back with a large Z over her head as she slumbers.
Zero gestures dramatically at the others.
Pictures of: Cornelia running over terrorists with a road roller, Cornelia blowing up buildings with dynamite, and Cornelia stepping on the sand in a Zen garden, appear overhead.
Zero points to a blackboard labeled: "Plan Fuck Up Britannia's Shit."
The Black Knights give a unanimous thumbs up.
At that moment CC wakes up and walks over, a picture of pizza appearing overhead as she talks.
Zero gesticulates angrily as a picture of a credit card being destroyed appears.
CC holds her hand out expectantly.
Zero turns his head up and looks away with a huff.
In response, CC grabs Zero, holds him upside down, and shakes him until a wallet falls out, which she happily goes through before extracting a credit card.
After leaving a kiss on Zero's mask, she walks out with her hips swaying as an unseen voice whistles at her.
The scene cuts to Cornelia in front of her troops, an LED display behind her showing the words "All hail Britannia!"
As the troops salute and yell the phrase, Zero sneaks in behind her and types something on the computer for the display system before sneaking away. But not before miming an evil laugh and twirling a mustache.
The screen goes fuzzy, and then reactivates with the words "All hail Zero!" on it.
The troops look at each other and shrug before chanting again.
Cornelia's hairdo toings out in multiple directions as she turns around in shock. She then angrily gestures for someone to fix the system.
The screen changes to the words "Zero was here!" before exploding, covering her with soot. The viceroy blinks and then pulls out a gun shooting at the screen in fury.
The screen cuts to Zero reading a book, "How to pose like a Joestar (without hurting your back)."
He puts the book down, and then goes into a pose with a hand in front of his face, fingers spread, and his legs crossed. He then spins like a top and stops in a new pose with his hands on his hips and pelvis thrust forward.
He does a 1080 spin ending in him posing with his back arched and arms folded as he leans back at a sharp angle. An audible crack is heard as he falls over. His hand shakily holds up a sign saying "OW!"
The scene changes to Suzaku running from Milly, who's holding up a skimpy cat girl costume.
He ends up cornered as Milly mimes evil cackling.
Suddenly a light bulb pops in over his head.
He starts spinning, then extends his leg into a kick, and suddenly propels himself into the air away from Milly...and directly into a power line.
A twitching and charred Suzaku falls to the ground.
Milly holds up a sign saying: "Shocking, isn't it?"
The screen flashes to Kallen doing a rimshot on a drum kit.
It flashes again to Cornelia in the bath, relaxing. The view pans over her voluptuous form, before the sound of a gun cocking is heard, forcing the view to turn towards Cornelia holding her bayonet rifle with a flat stare. She shakes her head menacingly at the viewer.
The view slowly pans away before a gun shot rings out, causing the view to suffer a bullet hole like a camera being shot.
The screen changes to a title card with two words: "The End."
At this point, the view pans back to show CC dressed in a playboy bunny costume sitting at a computer.
She turns around with a smirk, "Were you expecting a rabbit with a Brooklyn accent? I'm bored and felt like doing something amusing. Besides the ad revenue from internet cartoons is surprisingly high."
She chews on a slice of pizza with a wink, "That's all, folks."
End of omake.
