When Naruto dreamed about being a ninja, he expected to be rescuing maidens and fighting super strong ninja, ya know, cool and awesome missions.
Even when he wised up, made a pact with the Kyūbi, and realized that the world isn't a comic book, he still thought he'd be doing cool stuff that would make him look good.
He never expected painting houses to be actual ninja missions.
D-Ranks, the lowest missions for fresh Genin, couldn't really be called missions, more like chores that civilians foist on newbie Genin because they're too lazy to do them themselves.
His reputation as a demon and a prankster made the jobs particularly annoying.
Naruto sighed as he pulled out another weed from some random prick's yard.
He felt the prick owner bare down his neck, just waiting for him to pull out something he shouldn't and beat him for it.
His teammates didn't like these tedious chores either.
So far, he hasn't gotten any closer to being Hokage, not counting the various Jutsu he learns over the month.
"Now for the mission," Kakashi states. "C-rank escort mission."
Team 7 eyes light up at 'C-rank', the thought of an actual mission, even if it wasn't that big, filling them with anticipation.
"Wait." Iruka objected. "Isn't it a bit early to be giving them C-rank missions?"
"In most cases, yes." Sarutobi said. "But Sasuki's has been showing great progress, and Naruto even more so. They are more than capable of fending off a few thugs."
"So who are we guarding," Naruto asks excitedly. "A princess? A daimyo?"
"Him." Sarutobi states, pointing behind them.
A drunken old guy walked into the room. "I'm Tazuna, a super bridge builder from the land of waves."
Naruto's eye twitched. "Seriously?"
"Yes, I am." Tazuna slurred. "You're the brats who'll protect me? You all seem like kids."
"Don't worry Tazuna." Sarutobi assured. "Team 7 are very competent for their age."
"They better be." Tazuna snarks before leaving.
Naruto sighed. "Better than the cat, at least."
"Alright." Naruto roared. "We're heading out!"
"Could you have said that any louder?" Sasuki snapped.
"Aw, Sasuki, don't be a killjoy." Sakura said. Sasuki rolled her eyes at her teammates.
"This may have been a bad idea." Tazuna thought.
Soon, Team 7 and Tazuna started heading to Wave, their pace rather leisurely.
Said leisure came to an abrupt end, when Naruto and Kakashi noticed a rather suspicious puddle of water in the middle of the road.
Considering the lack of rain in the area, a puddle couldn't have been made here unless it was intentional.
Naruto elbowed Sasuki and Sakura, before pointing to the puddle, giving them a heads up.
Regardless, the group walked past the puddles without a backward glance, and Naruto shook his head when he heard the telltale sounds of water moving.
Two ninja burst out of the water, chains rushing toward Kakashi and wrapping around him, before seemingly ripping him apart.
Naruto immediately burst into action, rushing the ninja and making seals.
"Earth Release: Earth Bullet!" Naruto roared. He then spat out a ball of mud that slammed into one of the ninja, knocking him into a tree.
But he got up rather quickly and tried to hack him open with his claws.
Fortunately, he only manages to graze Naruto before he slugged him in the gut with a rock-covered fist, knocking him out cold.
While Naruto was fighting the man, Sasuki was knocking the other around a fierce kick to the face knocked him out to.
"That was easy." Naruto said, somewhat disappointed.
"These wimps are ninja?" Sasuki scoffed. "I didn't even need to use my Jutsus on them."
"Hey guys." Kakashi stated, walking out of the trees.
"Wait what?" Tazuna gasped. "I thought..." He pointed to where Kakashi got ripped apart, only to see a shredded log.
"He used a replacement to dodge the attack, and left us to take care of the ninja." Naruto explained. "Lazy ass."
"Oh, don't be so angry Naruto." Kakashi soothed. "I knew you had the guys. The pressing questions is why they would want anything with us, do you have a idea Tazuna?"
Tazuna started to sweat nervously as everyone looks at him.
One interrogation later, it is found that a powerful businessman by the name of Gato is after Tazuna's life with fervor.
Gato wants Tazuna dead due to his role in the construction of a major bridge in the wave country connecting the island to the mainland of Hi no Kuni that will severely lessen the monopoly over trade he currently has established there.
Unfortunately for Tazuna, his whole village barely had money for a C-rank mission, let alone anything higher so he couldn't have bought any experienced ninja anyway.
"While I see why you would do this," Kakashi mused. "But I'm not sure that we should continue."
Naruto was sure, he disliked the thought of this Gato guy destroying an entire country for his own selfish reasons, and there would be more powerful ninja to fight if they continued.
"Let's do it." Naruto said. "We wouldn't be Konoha ninja if we just let this guy die. Plus he could just pay us money for an A-rank mission once his country gets back on its feet, with interest of course."
The girls agreed.
"Well can't argue with that." Kakashi relented. "On with the mission."
Three days later.
After about three days of walking at a civilian pace and camping and a boat ride for good measure, they finally arrived at Wave.
"Please lead us to your house, Tazuna-san." Kakashi stated.
"Of course, Sensei-san." Tazuna said. "We are… on Land of Wave's north shores? It's quite close, please follow me."
They walked through the forest for a while before both Sasuki's and Naruto's alarms went off.
Both of them hurled a kunai in a seemingly random direction.
"Naruto! Sasuki!" Sakura reprimanded.
"I swear I felt someone, right there!" The Uchiha said, disregarding Sakura.
When everyone went to have a look, the spotted only a white rabbit, impaled to the tree straight through the eyes.
Naruto blinked. "A white rabbit in this time of year? Odd-"
"GET DOWN!" Kakashi roared, pushing everyone to the ground as a huge sword soared over them, nearly decapitating them all before embedding itself in a tree.
"Well, Well, Well." A man in a mask and MC hammer pants smirked, dropping down onto the weapon. "Kakashi Hatake in the flesh."
"Zabuza Momochi." Kakashi scowled, looking serious for the first time since Naruto met him.
"I'm gonna need you to hand over the old man." Zabuza stated.
"Not happening." Naruto snarled.
Sakura hid behind Kakashi and Sasuki stood beside Naruto.
"Who are these brats?" Zabuza snapped.
"Naruto Uzumaki."
"S-Sakura Haruno"
"Sasuki Uchiha."
"An Uzumaki and an Uchiha?" Zabuza asked voice surprised. "I thought both were all but wiped out. This should be interesting." He said, releasing a tiny bit of killing intent.
Both Kakashi and Naruto shrugged it off, but Sakura froze in place, her retort at not being mentioned paralyzed by the fear permeating the air, while Tazuna almost passed out.
Curiously, Sasuki remained largely unaffected, although she still shivered.
Kakashi uncovered his Sharingan, before building up a large mass of chakra as Naruto made a few dozen clones to defend Tazuna with Sakura.
"Doton: Dochū Eigyo no Jutsu (Earth Release: Underground Projection Fish)." Naruto muttered before slipping into the ground.
Sasuki hung back with a few clones prepared to jump Zabuza.
Zabuza cuts through clones at a breakneck pace, being far faster than anyone with a weapon that big should be.
Kakashi however manages to fight back rather well, his hand transformed into a blade of lightning.
Zabuza managed to let out a short pained gasp as Kakashi plunged the Raikiri into him, and then kicked him in the gut, slamming the ex-Kiri-Nin into the ground.
Not a single moment was wasted before Naruto emerged from the ground and pinned Zabuza down as Kakashi landed, panting, before spearing right through him with the Raikiri… only for their victim to disperse into water?
Naruto gaped. "An elemental clone?"
What had to be the real Zabuza popped up behind Kakashi and rammed to broadside of his sword into the Copy-Nin, again sending him flying into the lake.
Naruto attempted to intercept, but yet another Water clone emerged from the mist and launched into a devastating swirling attack with the blade that dealt with most of them and forced the others to dodge.
This few seconds were enough, however, as the original Zabuza sped to the water body behind his airborne enemy, and plunged his hand in the water just as Kakashi splashed in it. "Suirō no Jutsu. (Water Prison Jutsu)."
Naruto looked up at Kakashi stuck in a giant ball of water. "Well shit."
"I'll kill you after I take care of these brats." Zabuza said.
"Shit." Kakashi growled. "Get the bridge builder out of here!"
"Sakura, go." Naruto said. "We'll cover you."
Sakura obliged. "Come on." She said, grabbing Tazuna and running like hell.
"You should've gone with her kid." Zabuza's clone scoffed.
"If we all went, there would be nothing stopping you from killing Kakashi, then tracking us down to Tazuna's house and killing us there." Naruto snarks. "I'm not stupid."
"Anymore..." Sasuki smirked, getting a glare out of Naruto.
As Naruto fought the water clone, Sasuki pulled out a few dozen kunai before throwing them all at the real Zabuza.
Zabuza scoffed before using his giant sword as a shield, blocking the kunai.
Out of the corner of his eye though, the water rippled. That was the only warning he got before he had to turn to block a blow from… Kakashi?
"Nice to see how stupid Nukenin are nowadays." 'Kakashi' said, flashing his Sharingan.
Zabuza scowled, withdrawing his hand from the water prison to gain distance against Kakashi, only to gape as the clone transformed into Naruto before dispersing.
"That gaki!" Zabuza fumed, while the boy next to him clenched his fists in frustration.
These were tricky ninja he was dealing with.
Zabuza started to make seals to blast away Kakashi only to be interrupted by some clones shooting Earth Bullets.
Kakashi, noticing the seals of the Jutsu as one he already knows, does it himself.
A muddy Zabuza was chomped on by a dragon made of water and sent flying to crash into a tree.
"That was impressive." Naruto mused.
"Boost my ego later." Kakashi said. "We have to finish this."
"Can do." Naruto mused, before pulling out a kunai to stab Zabuza with before two Senbon hit him in the neck, downing him instantly.
"The fuck?" Naruto yelled, whipping his head around before seeing the perpetrator.
A ninja in a mask standing on a tree spoke, several more Senbon in hand, looking on all of them.
"HEY!" Naruto roared. "You stole my kill!"
"I must apologize." The masked ninja stated. "I've been tracking him down for months, but couldn't get the chance to kill him."
Kakashi checked the body. "He's dead alright."
The Oinin appeared next to Zabuza's body. "If that is all, I must dispose of the body, thank you all." And with that they both disappeared.
Kakashi frowned a bit. "That was weird."
"What?" Naruto snapped, still salty about the kill-steal.
"Oinin usually dissect the body on the spot, but that one took the body with him...shit." Kakashi growled.
"He's still alive isn't he?" Naruto stated, his hands on his temples.
"Maybe." Kakashi said. "I didn't get a pulse, so that kid might have just went for the sword or something else."
"I hope so." Naruto moaned. "One less ninja is one less headache...hey are you okay?"
"Not really," Kakashi admitted. "My Sharingan drained me pretty bad." And with that, he hit the ground with a thud.
It took a while to find Tazuna's house without Tazuna, but a few questions for directions sent them to a small house close to the bridge.
"So." Naruto stated, Kakashi carried by a bunch of shadow clones. "This is the place?"
"According to the neighbors, yes." Sasuki said.
They walked to the steps and knocked on the door.
Soon, a nice looking lady came out.
"H-Hello." The woman said. "You must be the other ninja my friends ordered."
"We are." Sasuki replied. "Got a spare bed?"
Soon, Kakashi ended up in bed while everyone else had dinner.
Naruto in particular ate up a storm.
"Okay," Sasuki says. "We need a plan for when those ninja come back."
"I'm good with Earth Jutsu," Naruto said after finishing a bowl. "I got Zabuza if he shows up before Kakashi-sensei recovers."
"Guess that means I got the Oinin." Sasuki says.
"And I'll stay in back, as usual." Sakura sighs.
"You're all very brave to help us with this." Tsunami said.
"This is our job." Naruto said. "Bravery's required in our line of work."
"Why bother?" A small voice from the stairs snapped. "You're all going to die anyways. Just go home and stop trying to be dumb heroes."
"Who are you?" Naruto frowned.
"That's my son, Inari." Tsunami said, pointing to the boy glaring down at them.
Naruto glared at Inari. "Well I'm not going anywhere, I'm more powerful than some rich midget." He growled. "And to say otherwise pisses me off."
"Shut up!" Inari screamed. "You have no idea what we've gone through! You stand there thinking you can take on anything, but have no idea how cruel-"
Naruto cut him off with a blast of killing intent that stilled the whole room.
"Shut up you little brat." Naruto snarled. "You still have a family, you have people that actually like you for you, which is a hell of a lot more than what I have."
"I never had any of that. I never had birthdays or friends. I never had ANYTHING." Naruto snarled.
"And I changed that. Not by crying over it. Not by being a little bitch. But by getting back at the people that made it this way." Naruto finished.
The house was dead quiet, as everyone looked at Naruto with varying degrees of shock, pity, guilt, anger, and sadness.
"...I'm going to go train. There are people trying to kill us and we need to be prepared." Naruto growled.
Naruto storms out the door, causing everyone to remember to breathe.
Inari started to cry and run upstairs.
"I'm...I'm gonna train too." Sakura says suddenly before running off.
"He's a orphan?" Tsunami gasped.
"Yeah. Never even saw his parents." Sasuki said.
"You don't seem all that surprised." Tazuna accused.
"...I'm one too." Sasuki relented.
Another cold silence fell upon the house.
"...I'm sorry for bringing it up." Tazuna said sadly before taking a heavy gulp of sake, the mood too somber for his liking.
"And I'm sorry for your loss. Both of you." Tsunami said.
"Don't be." Sasuki scoffed. "We both got tired of being sorry a long time ago. I just didn't notice until now."
Naruto hurled a few rocks against the trees of this place, still sore about what happened.
"I can't believe that brat pissed me off so much." Naruto thought.
"The child was a useless whiner." Kyūbi scoffed. "Don't bother with him anymore."
"Naruto!" Sakura called.
"Sakura?" Naruto stated.
"You seemed rather stressed after...your outburst." Sakura said awkwardly.
"I'd rather not talk about it." Naruto snapped.
"Do you need anything?" Sakura asked. "Cold drink, massage, blowjob, cold drink?"
Naruto mulled it over. "Tell you what. Wait for me in my spare room."
Naruto spent the rest of the day training his Water Jutsu and improving his Earth Jutsu.
That night.
Tsunami's eyes were wide open as she rubbed her thighs together as sounds underneath her prevented any sleep.
She could hear Naruto grunting and Sakura moaning.
She could hear thumps on the bed and sounds of flesh hitting flesh.
A heat burned in her nether regions until she couldn't do with just watching.
She knew that Sasuki and Kakashi were out on watch duty, and Inari was asleep.
She made her way down the stairs, making sure she didn't make much noise until she reached their door.
Her eyes widened at the sight she saw, Naruto's thick, hard cock pounds into Sakura from behind with a ferocity that Tsunami is not sure she's ever seen before.
Kaiza was pretty well endowed, but Naruto seemed inhuman as she fucked Sakura like a madman.
"I'm cumming!" Naruto roared.
Naruto's cum fills Sakura's womb to the breaking point, and only once he's done stuffing her full of his seed does he pull out of her.
"Ooooh..." Sakura moans.
When he finished, he turns to Tsunami and immediately prowls over to her, his massive, thick, pulsating cock still hanging out of his pants.
"Tsunami." Naruto mused. "I'm assuming you're here because you heard us. Sorry about that."
"O-oh it's nothing." Tsunami said. "I wasn't sleepy tonight anyway. Didn't think you had that sort of relationship with your teammate though."
"Inari put me in a bad mood." Naruto said. "I needed to release some stress."
"I'm sorry to hear that." Tsunami apologized. "Inari was a much better person before Gato murdered his father. In public."
Naruto frowned upon hearing this.
"In all seriousness, we planned to pay for someone to kill him after we got money from the bridge." Tsunami admitted.
"Really now."
Naruto smirked, an idea forming in his head, looking at the women.
She had no powers to take, but she was still good-looking. "What if I told you that I could take care of him?"
Tsunami eyes widened. "You would do that?"
"Not for free, of course." Naruto said. "But yes."
"I-I will pay you all I have..." Tsunami admitted. "Even myself if I have to."
"I only need your mouth tonight." Naruto stated, pointing to his cock. "Get down on your knees, open your mouth, and clean this."
Tsunami shakes, her cunt leaking like a faucet, before dropping to her knees.
More than that, the lady opens her mouth as wide as her jaw will allow, and then she sticks out her tongue as she stares up into Naruto's eyes.
Naruto grins, walking over to her, his semi-hard cum covered cock slowly bobbing up and down.
Tsunami's tongue slipped about from between her moist lips, the dexterous organ lavishing attention to Naruto's cock, cleaning it of cum and bringing it back to full erection.
Suddenly, a hand closes on her hair, before Naruto slams the cock into her mouth, and through her throat.
Tsunami's eyes water and the drool immediately begins to travel down her tongue, which even now is out of her mouth and writhing along the underside of Naruto's cock.
Her hands grip at her robes for a brief moment, before she bunches up her dress, pulling it up, up and away until her long, creamy legs are on full display.
Even as Naruto chokes her on his dick, Tsunami is frantic in getting to her needy, sopping wet cunt.
Tsunami's eyes roll back in her head as Naruto's precum hits her tongue, and even that's enough to set the older women off as she moans loudly, in between gagging and choking on Naruto's cock.
Tsunami's fingers dive into her dripping snatch as her throat continues to convulse and spasm along Naruto's pistoling cock.
"Think about this moment the next time your son mouths off to people he doesn't know." Naruto snarls.
His hips became a blur as he smacked his pelvis into her face, abusing Tsunami's throat to his heart's content.
Even as he brutally face fucks her, she's getting quite a lot out of the encounter.
Her cunt walls clench down hard around her thrusting digits, and she continues to finger bang herself throughout the degrading oral experience Naruto is putting her through.
He groaned loudly when he felt a pair of lips start sucking on his balls, and was unsurprised to find Sakura on her knees, the girl sucking and fondling his massive testicles.
Naruto immediately blows his load in Tsunami's mouth.
The sticky white substance outright explodes out of her nostrils and the sides of her mouth, and both Naruto's cock and her face end up utter messes as Tsunami fails to swallow even half of the load poured down her throat.
When the young man pulls back, she's left to kneel there, cum bubbles popping from her nostrils.
"I'll take your lower mouth," Naruto said. "After I take care of Gato."
Tsunami swallows the rest of the cum before bowing. "Thank you, Naruto."
Tsunami leaves, a big smile on her face.
Naruto sighed and flopped onto his bed.
"This is one hell of a first C-Rank." Naruto groaned.
