Next day.
The first thing Naruto registered after waking up was the smell of sex still pungent in the air.
The second he registered was the two girls in his bed.
He checked the clock and saw that he still had a bit of time before the Chunin Exams start, although not much.
He quickly and quietly shook Sakura up. "Head off without me. I'll be there."
Sakura obliges, heading to the building for the Exams.
Naruto, on the other hand, decides to take care of his morning wood.
Naruto shifted himself above Haku's mouth, ready to face fuck her in her sleep.
Slowly, he lowers his erect cock into Haku's mouth, before slowly sawing in and out.
Naruto's doesn't have as much time as he wants; however, and quickly picked up the pace.
Soon, Haku woke up to find her master's cock in her mouth.
Instinctively, the tamed kunoichi began to suck on it, licking it up and down in her mouth rather lewdly as she moaned around her Master's shaft.
Naruto's hands curled into her hair and he groaned happily as he began to thrust into her willing accepting throat.
Soon, he came and she swallowed every last drop of the sperm.
Naruto chuckled and got up, smacking her bare naked ass.
"I'll be going now." Naruto says, as he gets ready. "Until the Exams end, keep training your jutsu and stealth."
"Yes master." Haku states, getting out of bed herself.
"You're running out of time." Kyuubi warned.
"I'm going, I'm going" Naruto stated.
"About time you showed up." Sasuki snapped, when you showed up. "I was worried you chickened out."
"Hardly." Naruto replied. "I merely wanted to be 'fashionably late' as they say."
Sasuki did her trademark 'hn', and walked into the building.
The other members followed her as they walked through the hallway until they ran into a large group of what seemed like genin candidates surrounding a doorway.
"Genjutsu." Kyuubi immediately deduced.
"How can you tell?" Naruto wondered.
"When you've under Madara's eye tricks," Kyuubi replied. "Things like this are child's play."
"Well, it is made to stall genin," Naruto countered. "It be weird if it could stall anyone competent."
"True." Kyuubi said.
"Guys," Sasuki said, drawing Naruto's attention away from his bijuu. "This is a-"
Naruto cut her off by putting a hand over her mouth.
Sasuki tore the hand and glared a hole into him.
"What?" Naruto said. "I just wanted you to not blow the secret and get these wimps to pass."
Sasuki's eyes widened in surprise and possibly a little respect as she registered this.
"Well the real room must be somewhere else right?" Sakura stated.
"Right." Sasuki agreed.
Thus, Team 7 walked past the crowd, trying to find the real exam room, but not before Naruto left a few transformed clones to see which girls were in which teams.
After a while, they find the real testing room, only to see Kakashi at the doors.
"It seems all three of you made it." Kakashi said. "Good."
"Good?" Sasuki questioned. "What do you mean by that?"
"Oh, nothing." Kakashi stated casually. "It just that you can only take the Exams in full teams."
"Ah," Naruto realized. "Like the genin test."
"Right." Kakshi stated.
"Can we go now?" Sasuki snapped.
"Alright, alright." Kakashi relented. "I expect you to do great things in this test for that."
"You say that like it isn't guaranteed." Naruto smirked, putting his arm on Sasuki, who immediately shoved him off and stormed in.
Sakura rolled her eyes at the display before heading herself, followed by Naruto.
The class was relatively empty, a few random chunin were sitting on chairs next to the walls, but other than that, next to nothing.
The only teams here were the Suna team with the redhead, and a shady looking Konoha team.
One of the Konoha ninjas whistled, impressed. "My, My. I didn't think any of the newbies would figure that part out."
"Who are you calling newbies?" Sasuki bristled.
"Now, Now. I didn't mean to irritate you or anything. I'm Kabuto by the way." The ninja stated.
Naruto gave the boy a good look as he laid back on the wall.
He gave off a very 'Kakashi' vibe, for a lack of a better word.
In fact, switch out "Annoying" with "Kindhearted" and you'd get a near perfect match.
This one would be trouble, Naruto could tell, as could the others, though to a lesser extent.
Soon, the other chunin hopeful came in and test was ready to start.
To his surprise, he found out that the glasses guy knew far more about him (and most people here really) than he should when gave off info to the other Konoha newbies.
The only things he didn't know were his bijuu and his gifts.
His conversation with Kabuto gave him more info about the others too, the redhead Jinchuriki was named Gaara and was in a team composed of her brother and sister.
More worrying however, was the fact that she had gone on many missions and finished all of them completely unscathed.
"One could read this off as hyperbole," Naruto thought. "But something tells me that this guy's skilled enough to not include rumors into his 'info cards'."
"Though he could be lying through his teeth." Kyuubi added.
He was cut off his musing when three ninja attacked the group.
Two of them threw a few kunai at Kabuto, who slipped around them rather easily, only to be caught off guard by the third one.
The third swung his fist at Kabuto, who dodged it rather easily-
Crack!
"What the-"Naruto gaped.
Kabuto's glasses cracked as if they got knocked off his face and hit the floor.
Soon after that, Kabuto hit the floor, puking his guts out.
"What was that?" Naruto asked in intrigue.
"Quiet down!" A rough voice roared.
Everyone turned to a large column of smoke that popped out of nowhere.
The smoke dispersed, revealing a tall and imposing man with scars on his face.
"Hello students." The man said with what seemed to be across between a smirk and scowl. "I am Ibiki Morino, your teacher and worst enemy."
A wave of killing intent washed over the room, stilling any more sound that was in the room.
"First of all," Ibiki growled. "Sound nin! Explain yourselves!"
"Sorry." The sound nin girl said. "We heard this guy talk shit about our village and got a little excited."
Ibiki eyes narrowed. "Kabuto, are you able to participate?"
"Yeah." Kaubto stumbled. "Just give me a second."
Ibiki proceeded to explain the rules of the test as everyone sat down.
To Naruto's extreme displeasure, the first exam was a written test, something he kinda sucked at.
The surprise team-pass-or-fail rule didn't concern him as much as the actual test, due to the fact that his teammates were very good at these tests.
The fact that cheating didn't instantly disqualify the students struck a lot of alarms in his head though, as many a biased teacher blatantly abused that fact to kick him out of the room mid-test and fail him.
"One last thing," Ibiki said. "The tenth question will be later."
Things only got more suspicious when he got the test, and couldn't make head or tails of the questions.
"Okay, I know that I have a hard time with these questions, but what the hell is up with this?" Naruto thought.
He scoured the room, hoping no one would take his looking around as looking at other people's test.
"How should I know?" Kyuubi snarked. "Maybe this is the same that genin test."
"You mean getting the questions right isn't the point of the test?" Naruto asked. "But how would that make sense-"
Wait.
Questions you can't answer.
Cheating is allowed, yet punished.
"Of course!" Naruto thought. "An Intel gathering test in disguise."
And this is where it got frustrating all over again, how the hell could he find a way to check everyone's answers without being caught?
Shadow clones were the obvious solution, but most students, if not the proctors would try to pop them before they could look.
But then a great idea popped into his head, the transformation jutsu.
The transformation jutsu could change the clone into something completely inconspicuous.
A brilliant grin morphed on his face as he popped a fly into existence and sent it off.
The clone-fly flew to Sakura and proceeded to read her test.
The other genin started to find out the point to this test, and tried there own creative ways of gathering Intel.
Naruto noticed this and decided to push his luck a bit.
A few more flies popped into existence, and flew around the various students to find the cheaters.
Another special water-clone-fly floated around the proctors, waiting for the perfect opportunity.
There!
Just as a chunin opened his mouth to yawn, the water-clone-fly swooped in and popped itself right inside his throat.
"GLURGH!" The chunin choked on a sudden surge on water that erupted from his throat.
Naruto's prankster's side laughed heartily at the chunin rushing out of the room, but his plan wasn't done yet.
Another fly flew out the door with the unlucky ninja.
The chunin puked the water into the sink in the bathroom.
"Ugh, what the hell was that?" The chunin groaned.
Click!
"What the?" The chunin rushed to the door only to find it locked.
He banged on the banged calling for help, but most of the ninja in the building were in rooms of there own, monitoring other tests.
The clone transformed again into the chunin, before heading back to the testing room.
Naruto grinned as the disguised clone came back into the room and sat in the seat.
Now his plan could go into action.
The clone flies buzzing around pop, the info of who's cheating flowing the him and, more importantly, the proctor-clone, who would put down the cheaters the test.
But not all the cheaters, just the ones in all male teams.
Naruto was thinning out the competition, in more than one way.
By the time the tenth question rolled around, the room was near empty.
Even Kabuto's team got knocked out.
"Alright, listen up!" Ibiki snapped. "The tenth question has special rules applied to it."
"More rules?" Sasuki thought incredulously.
"You have a choice to take the tenth question." Ibiki said. "However, If you choose not to, you automatically fail."
Roars of outrage and confusion filled the room, all along the lines of: "Why would we quit now?!"
"Well, you could take the question," Ibiki smirked. "But if you get it wrong, you fail and can't chunin exams again, ever."
"WHAT!?" Kiba roared. "You can't do that! Other ninja from last time are here that took the test and failed!"
"I'm afraid I can." Ibiki countered. "The Hokage and other village leaders have given me more authority on the test. Those who want to leave, raise your hand and leave with your teammates."
Oddly enough, surviving the onslaught that Naruto unleashed seemed to embolden everyone who remained.
Only one team bowed in the next ten minutes.
The rest saw too many fail to back down now.
"Well, it seems that everyone here has decided to take the risk." Ibiki stated.
A long pause settled over the room as Ibiki planned to ask the tenth question.
"You pass!" He roared, laughing hard at the confused and dumbfounded faces everyone had.
"...What?" Hinata drew a blank.
"The tenth question was a test of courage and making tough decisions, just as the first nine were a test of Intel gathering." Ibiki explained. "These things are required to be great chun-."
"Prepare yourselves brats!" A female, loud, and confident voice roared from outside.
That was the only preparation anyone got for what happened next.
Crash!
The window was crashed open by a black tarp that unraveled in midair, the four corners pinned to the floor and walls by kunai.
And just like that, a tall, slender, purple haired chick was in the class, a banner reading: 'Konoha's super sexy/badass kunoichi: Anko Mitarashi!'
"It's my time to torture you now!" The woman grinned fiercely.
Another long pause settled over the as everyone's brains registered what just happened.
Ino wrote a large 10 on the back of her test and raised it up so Anko could see it, eliciting her to give a large theatric bow, when she straightened up and looked around, her widened a bit.
"Woah." Anko gaped. "Ibiki, you still got it. There's little more than a quarter left."
"And you're still early." Ibiki sighed.
Anko chuckled and blushed, walking the room. "Well then, I guess were heading to 44 tomorrow then." Anko stated. "Meet me there, brats."
The genin all headed out as the class was dismissed, Naruto discreetly popping the proctor clone when no one was looking.
"I wonder what the next test will be?" Naruto pondered.
"I just hope it's interesting." Kyuubi chuckled.
