A/N: First drabble 21, then 23, now this...all part of the 1/2 Greed mini-series!
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Drabble 26: In Which Greed 1/2 Gets Fashion Advice from the Elric Brothers
"Greed..."
"Yeah Ed?"
"...Take off the vest."
"Huh? Why?"
"As a guy, you were able to pull it off, but as a girl, well..."
"What Brother's trying to say, Greed-san, is that since you're smaller, the fuzz on your jacket looks too big, and it makes you look--"
"Weird, Al's trying to say you look weird, and so am I, and we just think you'd look better without it right now...you know, until we get you back to normal."
"Well, if it bothers you guys that much," the Homunculus replied nonchalantly, slipping the vest off, and Alphonse quickly offered to keep it inside his armor, so he--she gave it to him with a thankful smile, then went back to playing with the kitten. (At first, all of them had buried themselves in alchemy books, but Buffy kept poking in so much, that finally Dorochet had suggested through gritted teeth that Greed occupy the cat, considering that the Homunculus was actually the only one who could deal with the creature--it snubbed and snarled at everyone else.)
While Ed helped Al put the jacket away, both shared a devilish smile as they gazed at the female Sin's delightfully bare shoulders, her skin smooth and luscious.
A/N: Perving Elrics are fun, and this is a nice change of pace after the last angst one...
