Omake: 'Don't Fuck With the King'

A spotlight illuminates a stage, showing a microphone standing by itself.

After a moment, Zero strides up, tapping his foot to a beat.

A slow drum and piano beat starts playing, as his mask bobs up and down to the tune. He suddenly doffs the mask, tossing it off-stage, along with his cloak in a whirl, revealing a domino mask on his face, and a white tuxedo with lilac bow tie.

And right then, the music shifts to a mash-up of electro beats and old time swing music.

"I'mmm Mr. Zero, dai-roku-ten-maou. I rarely am nice, because I'm the devil incar-nate. I will not let you win, because I ain't done wreckin' things. If you think we're finished heeeeere, you ain't seen nothing yet!" he belts out with his deep sensual voice.

Off to the left side, CC, Kallen, and Milly all sway to the beat, wearing a white spaghetti strap gown with open back, a green cocktail dress that cuts off just above her knees, and a lemon chiffon evening gown with a long slit on the left side. The three of them starting singing lyrics in surprisingly good harmony.

"Don't fuck with Zero, don't fuck with Zero! Don't fuck with him, don't fuck with him! Don't fuck with Zero, don't fuck with Zero!"

Zero spins, twirling the standing mike like a dance partner as he belts out lyrics furiously.

"Do not fuck with meeee!"

The light overhead sways with him, highlighting his movements, the sound of bass beats intersecting with the piano in the background.

"I aaaaaam Zero, hear now what I say. Every man has his price, and I know just what to pay. I'mmmm not here to waste time, and I'm sure you can agree. Bring me your heads, pronto! Do not fuck with me!" he sings out, pointing angrily at the audience, tap-dancing across the stage, Geass eye flashing as leans in towards the crowd.

On the right side, another spotlight highlights Nunnally in a blue dress bouncing in her wheelchair, Kaguya wearing a conservative black dress, her hair tied back with chopsticks, and Alice, shifting nervously in a pink party dress, her hair tied back in a simply ponytail.

"Don't fuck with Zero, don't fuck with Zero! Don't fuck with him, don't fuck with him! Don't fuck with Zero, don't fuck with Zero!"

The masked man struts across the stage, his long legs tapping the ground as he dances, lips light with a fiendish grin.

"I'mmmmm Mr. Zero, I aim to kill the king. If I have my way, Chuck will need to pay. With his heeeeeead as the fee! So I pray you listen now, do not fuck with me!"

The entire chorus sways to the fiery trumpet horns as their voices accompany Zero's tap dancing.

"Don't fuck with Zero, don't fuck with Zero! Don't fuck with him, don't fuck with him! Don't fuck with Zero, don't fuck with Zero!"

Zero sways his hips to the music, moving his arms in hypnotic patterns, ending with a pirouette spin into a stage bow.

"Do not fuck with me," he slowly croons as the beat dies down.

Musical accompaniment:

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