The Toaster
by Sienna
Draco Malfoy stood amongst the mess in his brand new kitchen. He was staring at the square… rectangular… thing… with two rectangular holes on the top, a springy, lever thing on the right and an odd little dial he'd just unwrapped. He pushed the lever down, and as it bounced back up, Draco started laughing.
He didn't know why, but that… thing… was really funny.
His laughter grew louder and louder, and Hermione Granger poked her head into the kitchen.
"What's so funny?" she asked, a slight frown on her face.
Draco kept laughing and pointed at the thing.
Hermione raised an eyebrow and shot him a "What are you on?" look. "Yes, Malfoy. That is a toaster. Toaster."
"A what?" Draco sputtered.
"A toaster. You put bread in it. To make toast."
"What? Why would you do that? Can't you use a wand?"
"Draco, you're the one who put it on our gift list," Hermione said. "Along with the set of diamond-studded golf clubs, the solid gold Wizard's chess board, your armchair from our common room, and-"
"Maybe I did," Draco shrugged, pulling his wife towards him. "But I didn't think anyone would actually get them."
"That's what we make the lists for. You don't need any of those things."
"I know," Draco agreed. "All I need is you." And he pulled her in for a kiss.
A/N: Cheesy much? I could imagine Draco laughing at a toaster. I really could.
Anyway, my assessments are over! dances around happily Until next month, that is.
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xx
Sienna
