A very random one shot I thought of.
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Tony entered his favourite Italian restaurant one night after work, with his new girlfriend Lara, to have dinner. Lara was a tall pretty girl who was in her late twenties and had dark blonde hair, borderline brown. She had bright green eyes, which matched her witty sense of humour. He had originally invited her out for Chinese a week ago but decided on something else instead, as she did really like Chinese food. This Friday night was the third time this week they'd been out for dinner together.
The sat down, started reading the menu and ordered their drinks. Tony got a beer and Lara just got a raspberry mineral water, as they sat down and started to talk. Lara loved hearing about Tony's day it was so fascinating, not that her day was boring, being a forensic psychiatrist student was a pretty interesting job. As Tony talked about his current caseload, she couldn't help but analyse the killers.
The waiter came around and took their orders, delivering their meals twenty minutes later. They ate their dinner with some small talk, they decided not to have dessert, but before they could ask for the bill.
"Lara?" A voice asked from behind Tony, "who's the hunk?" The voice asked seeing the back of Tony's head. Lara jumped up squealing giving the voice a hug, "I haven't seen you in like forever."
Tony turned around to see his gorgeous date hugging Caitlin Todd, what the�
"Tony," Kate screamed as she nearly fainted with shook, eww she'd called Tony a hunk and even worse he'd heard her, argh.
"Hi Kate," he greeted her with a cocky smile, 'hehe' he thought, she'd never forget this.
"Wait you guys know each other?" Lara asked.
"We work together," they replied in unison.
"How do you know Kate?" Tony asked, looking forward to the answer.
"She use to be my baby-sitter, then when I was older I joint her club The Puss," but Lara was cut off.
"He really doesn't need to hear this," Kate blushed.
"Fine, so how have you been Queen Puss?" Lara asked.
Tony smiled again, his date just called Kate Queen Puss. This was getting better and better.
Kate simply smiled and returned the question, which was answered, "fine but I think I'll be even better in about half an hour, if this date ends the same way the last one did," she winked.
Kate was taken back when she heard that and saw the smile on Tony's face, eww.
"Caught up with any of the old gang members recently?" Lara asked keeping the conversation flowing.
"No, it's been pretty quiet recently," Kate responded.
"Caitlin Todd quiet, it's not possible. You kept all of us awake when you had a man friend over," Lara explained, "she screams like you can't imagine."
This information causing Tony to turn purple in an effort not to laugh and Kate to blush bright red, "Lara, please."
"Katie, Katie, Katie," Tony whispered.
"Shut up Tony," Kate snapped.
"Anyway," Lara continued as she wrote something on a napkin, handing to Kate, "here's my number give me a call I'd love to catch up with you and the rest of the 'Puss in Boots.' Tony, can you grab the bill for me?" She asked putting a pretty smile on her face, Tony was forced to oblige.
Lara gave Kate a hug, "I mean it keep in touch. How good looking is Tony? We'll I'd better go; the sex is too good to miss. We should organise another spring break event, this time I'll beat you in wet t-shirt contest for sure. Bye again," giving her another hug, leaving Kate with a look of disgust on her face. Lara ran over, grabbed Tony's hand and ran out of the room giggling.
The End
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Funny story I thought of, review if you wish. It didn't take to long to write so I don't expect too much.
