The Scurvy Seacat
Badder
than bad were
Cap'n
Penn and his crew
Scurvy
seadogs all
Just
lemme tell you!
Although he was a cat, you see.
From
dusk until dawn
Dawn
until dusk
They
pillaged, they plundered
They
scowled and they cussed!
They
were scurvy sea pirates, you see;
And
they liked being bad as can be.
One
morn on the bay
Where
the Vicious Clam docked
Came
a bigger name challenge
And
Cap'n Penn was… shocked!
It
was Tenn the Noble, you see!
As
noble an Ixi can be!
With
a 'Rawr!' Penn charged
To
defend his rep
But
Tenn just smiled
And
made a clever sidestep.
He did not want to fight, you see.
"Captain
Penn, listen here
For
I've something to say
You've
gone on too long with your barbaric way
And
I've come to end it to-day!"
A
glint formed in his eye;
Tenn
would not take a nay!
"Rarg!"
growled Penn
And
his buccaneers ten
Sprung
up around him,
Swords
a'bristling.
As clear an answer as day.
"Captain
Penn, mighty Gruslen
Plague
of the sea,
I
would be honored, forever…
Won't
you come and play… with me?"
The
sword fell with a clatter
From
his surprised orange paw.
Something
rose from within
That no one had saw!
Except Wise Tenn, you see.
From
that day forward
Scurvy
seadog no more
The
whole WORLD was his
From
ship to the shore!
Cap'n
Penn and Kind Tenn
The
closest of chums
Together
exploring
This
world they come from.
It's wide Neopia, you see.
