( lol .. yes i went there )

max and monica : ok its our segmant this time .. no willie or wolf .. this is a segment we call cooking with max and monica

max : - is cutting up some premium chicken and talking in cheap french accent - ouiouioui its the cooks live for me - cheezy french laugh -

voice from above them : ok i can see this is gonna go bad quick .. cooking isnt funny

monica : - hits max with frozen tuna - yes it is

voice from above them : oh .. i get it now ..

max : - knocked silly .. throws water on monicas white shirt -

monica : - blushing - oh sht .. wardrobe malfunction

cameramen : - aim all cameras at monicas chest -

voice from above them : dont put a censor bar on that .. i want all copies of that part sent to my room

monica : -turns around and takes off shirt quickly throwing a burlap bag with 3 holes in it over her self -

max : - is rofl -

monica : - stomps him in gut and dropkicks gaint fork into his nads -

max : - is bleeding from nads area -

monica : - is rofl now -

max : - dead -

monica : - still laughing -

max : - yup still dead -

me : - throws a revival powder at max -

max : - suffers more .. dies -

me : - repeats the process sevral times -

monica : stands up .. ok that's all the time we have for cooking with max and monica .. till next time