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I've Been Thinking of Giving the Touhou Characters Fanon Backstory's to Replace the Ones from the Straw Hats in this fic. I Would like to Hear your Thoughts! Please comment below about what you think?


The Episode Starts With The White Words.

'Captain Usopp, The Honorable Liar! The Other Maiden!'

The White words then Dissapear. We Could See The Boat from Last time, Sailing on the Ocean. The Wind was Perfecly Fine At the Moment. The Group was Surpringly silent.

That is Until Nami Breaks it all with a line.

"It'd be Reckless To go Straight to the Grand Line First." She Remarked Catching the Other's Attention.

"Yeah, Some Meat Would be Nice To have." Luffy said all Simple.

"We need some Booze too." Zoro who was leaning on The Ground said as a Smirk Was Raised on his Face.

"I don't think she Ment That..." Youmu Interjected.

"Yes! Forget that!" Nami Agreed. "The Grand Line is the Most Dangerous Place on Earth!"

"And...?" Reimu Glared Stoically.

"It's crawling of Strong pirates who are After the One Piece Too!" Nami Continued.

"And...?" Reimu does it again.

"They're on Strong Ship's, too!" Nami Continues.

"And...?" Reimu does it again. At this Point, Nami Was Almost Losing her Temper. How could She Be So Calm about The Grand Line? She thought. After all like she's Stated It IS the Most Dangerous Place on Earth. Even if Reimu,Luffy and Other's were Strong. They Still Weren't Ready to Go to the Grand Line. She didn't Know Much About The Gensokyo inhabitants Yet.

"We need more People, Too." Luffy interfered.

"With the lack of Equipment...there's no way we could Survive like this!"

"Yeah, we need a Cook and A Musician. Three. No, Four! Like Ghost Musicians!! That'll be Cool!" Luffy Agreed.

"Four Musician!?" Zoro asked before he Begun to Laugh Uncontrollable. Nami Simply Sweatdropped At this. "He's such an Idiot."

"Idiot,or not. I like him!"

Marisa Interfered.

"A little to the South An we Should Get to a Island With People on it." Nami Navigates the Crew. "It'd be best if we got a real ship there."

"Alright! Time to get some Meat!" Luffy Shouts.

"And Booze!" Zoro Said too.

"You guys!!!" Nami said all angry.


Somewhere Else.

Birds are Singing On Top of Trees Near a House. We are Now in A Small Village. It seemed Peaceful An Simple. However, there was one strange thing. No one was around. Everyone was inside their House's for Some Reason.

An Before Anything Else Could Happen, a Gap Comes out of The Air an Drops Someone on the Ground. A loud Noise was heard. The Impact.

The Person Stands up, an leaves the bush's. Her hair was Hidden Due to the Huge Amount of Green Around.

"Ahh... *Groan* my Back!!" The Person Said Holding her Back for a Few secs before Stopping. "Does Yukari-San Really Need to Drop me So High?" She Breaths. "But Anyway! That doesn't Matter For now! In Currently In the World Of None Please. Ahh i' so Excited!!"

Turns out this person was Sanae Kochiya From the Moriya Shrine.

"Yukari-san said we would be Tossed in Random Places, right?" Sanae Tried to Recall. "Which Means I'm on my own for now. But that's fine I guess, I Should just Go now An Explore the Place a Bit!"

Sanae Stepped out an Begun her Exploration. She was very Excited to Explore the World From the Anime She watched When she was six back in the Outside World.

"Strange. Why is Everyone not out. They trapped Themselfs Inside In Such a Beutifull Looking day like this?" Sanae Said. She also Found it Weird that there was no one in sight. She Walks Near a House's Window.

"Hey!! Is anyone There?!" She calls. But no response until she is Surpised by A Shout.

"TERRIBLE NEWS, EVERYONE!! TERRIBLE NEWS, EVERYONE!!"

"Huh?" Sanae turned around. "Did I just Hear someone yell?"

Sanae then Inspected the Place. She still found no one. Until a Figure Was Beginning to Be Shown Running.

"THE PIRATES ARE COMING, THE PIRATES ARE COMING!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFES!!!" It was a Long Noised Guy.

"Who's that guy? He wasn't in the Anime." Sanae Said, before realizing. "Oh wait! The pirates Are Attacking!! That's why No One is Outside!! It's Just Like Episode 76!!"

The Pinocchio Nosed man Stops in place, panting a Lot Before Bringing a Smile on his Face, Confusing Sanae. He then yells.

"I LIED!!!!" he yells really loud. Before Getting Hit in the back of the head By a Frying pan.

"Huh!? I was a Lie!? I Was Bird-Brained!!" Sanae Said in Disbelief before Furious Looking Citzens came out of their House's Holding Brooms,Pans, you name it.

"You filthy Liar! We'll get you today for sure!! Stay right where you are!! I'll tell you a thing or two!!" The Furious People Came out of their House's an Chased The Long Nose boy Who didn't look scared at all. He had a Big grin on his face.

"Here they Come! Here they come! Here they come!" The Boy then Ran as fast as he could away from the Angry people, while sanae continued to Observe. "Come back here you Damn BRAT!!"

"come an try!!" The boy laugh's Like if he was having a lot of fun.

The Furious People Looked For Him, Everywhere. The bush's the tree, an so on.

Sanae Who was Still watching Finally realized. This was Probably Done Everyday as a Sort of Child's play. This reminded her of when she used to play catch with her friend's back in the Outside world when she was a Kid. Other than the fact she was on her Favorite show's world. Something else felt Nostalgic to her. Before she could think any further, a Voice called.

"Oi!" Sanae turned around Slightly Frightened. "Y-yes?!" It was the Group of Angry People. "Have you seen where he went?" They asked. Sanae assumed they were Talking about the long nose boy. She had lost track of him after Her Nostalgia Trip. So she told them the truth. "No. I'm sorry." She responded. The group then Walked away Looking a Bit more.

"Where did That Damn Boy go!? He mustn't gotten that far!!" After a few minutes the People Gave up an returned home.

Sanae Heard Laugh's coming from a near Tree. She looks Up to see the boy Laughing.

'Village Youngster Usopp'

He lies down unto the arms of the tree.

"Another job well done." Usopp Hummed. "I Sent the Wind of excitement into that Boring Village."

Before Sanae Could say anything She Saw two Kids Going to the Tree's Direction, an Hid Herself behind a Rock.

"There he is!" A child yells caught in Usopp's attention.

"Oh, it's you guys!" Usopp looked down.

"Good Morning, Captain Usopp! The Usopp pirates have arrived!" Said The two boys.

'Village Boys, Carrot and Pepper'

Usopp Descends. "Carrot! Pepper! Is it just you two? Where's Onion?" He asks before A Child's yell was heard in the distance the Three Turn around to see a boy running an Yelling the same things Usopp did earlier.

"Onion... what's he freaking out about?" The boys wonder.

"There's a boat With a Skull mark on the North Shore!!" He said while crying.

'Village Boy, Onion'

"Yeah, right." Usopp said Sarcastically.

Onion stopped running an tried to catch his breath. "It's the truth!!"

"Th-The Truth?!" Usopp Sweatdropped.

"It's true! This is really bad!" Onion said again. Usopp wasted no time an ran to The Oposite direction.

"Oops! I-i just r-realized its time for my snack!" Usopp lied.

"Don't run away!" The three kids yell.

Usopp stopped. " Actually I have the 'i'll-die-if-i-don't-eat-my-Snacks-Disease!" He lied again.

"Oh my what a Terrible Disease!" Sanae Said naively.

"LIAR!!" The boys yell again.

"Never mind..."

"Don't you want to be a good pirate, Captain!?" Carrot called. "What good is a pirate afraid of Other Pirates!?"

"If I recall correctly it was Buggy the clowns Skull mark." Onion said.

"B-B-B-Buggy the Clown...!?" Usopp then slowly turned around while gear Noises tingle. "I'll just.."

"But it was just two boats...an seven people..." but it didn't Matter. Usopp ran as fast as he could Very Far away from the Boys while yelling. "SEVEN!? I'M OUT!!"

"CAPTAIN!! Come back here!!" The boys then Begun to Chase their Captain.

Sanae then Came out Of the Rock and Observed the scene.

"Should I help...?" She questioned herself before looking at the Distance.


In the sea.

Our two Boats Finally Set Sail on the beach.

"There's a village past this?" Luffy asks.

"Yeah!" Nami Confirmed. "It looks like it's a small one tho..."

"Doesn't really matter to me, ze!" Marisa said.

"AHH! Finally some dry land." Zoro yelped. Before A Sudden Long Silence occurs. Zoro unshelts his sword's. "I sense something..." he said more serious. "Look out!!"

Secs later, Snake Danmaku are shoot on luffy's feet. He somehow dodge's them by tapping.

Minutes later, Sanae comes out of the Bush's. Preparing to Fight before Noticing Reimu And Marisa's Appearence An Stopping in Mid-air,causing her to almost fail in the Sand. She floats to Avoid it.

"D-Did that girl Just Float in the air?!" Nami asked in disbelief Before All the Inhabitants of Gensokyo Flew For a Bit as a sort of Demonstration, Shooking Nami Completelly.

"Reimu what are you doing Siding with the pirate's?" Sanae asks, Walking forward.

"That's what I wanted to ask you." Reimu reply's. Before zoro asked reimu something. "You know her?"

"Yeah, she's a Friend of Mine." Reimu Explained. "But to cut the Introduction out, She's The Shrine Maiden of A Shrine Located in the Youkai Mountain an Lives with Two Goddess. She's also from the outside World, too."

"She lives with two What?!" Nami asked again a bit alarmed upon Hearing the Word 'Goddess'.

"Reimu doesn't Know the word 'Context' on explanations."

Marisa Explains.

"Who are these Three with you, By the way?" Sanae asks Before introducing herself. "I'm Sanae Kochiya. Nice to meet you!!"

"Hi! I'm luffy!" Luffy Did the same.

"Okay now, Let's go somewhere else, this doesn't seem to be the Right Place to Chat."

Reimu Suggested.


Village Restaurant.

"That's some Amazing Food Right Here!!" Luffy Said Before Taking a Bite out of A Meat Bun.

Youmu then Turned to Sanae in the Left. "How Long Have you Been Here?"

"Not So Long. In fact, only a few Minutes." She Explained. "I Woke up on Bush's After Getting Sent By Yukari Then, I Decided to Explore a Bit."

"Shame. We we're Hopping to Find someone Who Can Sail. But. You were Sent Here?" Nami Asked. "Who's this Yukari Person?"

Reimu Leaned a bit. "To keep it Short, She's A Gap Youkai, who Sent us To This Place."


FLASHBACK.


Let's Become Pirates!!" Yukari Came out Behind Reimu who Was Having A Tea Party With Marisa,Alice And Sanae.

"Jezz, DO you have to speak so loud?" Reimu Asked Indifferently. "Speak your Business, and Leave."

"Oh my, how Harsh." Yukari Smirked. "I was thinking Of Going To A New World I Found With My Dear Friend's."

"We are not Your Friends, ze!" Marisa Interfered.

"No way. Last time I left the Shrine to Aunn, the Entire Place was a Mess an she was Uncouncious on the Futon filled With Danmaku Bullet's." Reimu Dismisses while Taking a Sip Of Tea.

"I heard, Shrine Maiden's are quite popular there, maybe This Could be Your Chance To get More Donations." Yukari said, resulting on Reimu Spitting out her Tea On Shanghail Accidentally, of which Alice was not very Happy about.

"WHERE DO I SIGH IN!!??" Reimu Yells While shaking Yukari, her Calm and Laid-back Behavior was Changed to A Desperate one.

"Hehe, looks like reimu's Up! If she's goin' then i' Goin' with her too!" Marisa Stood up while grining.

"I suppose the Same can be said to Me." Alice said Finished with Cleaning Shanghail from Spoiled Tea.

"I knew you would Say that! You just can't Live A Single Day without Me, Do ya?" Marisa teased the Magician.

"Shut up." Alice Blush's slightly.

"I guess, I can go too." Sanae Joined in. "Yukari-san, Where are we Going?" Yukari Came An Mutters On Sanae's ears. Each word Spoken By her Formed a Cheerful smile on Sanae.

"YEEEEESS!! We are going to None Please World!!" She Yells Energetically.


End Of FlashBack.


"You're From Another World!?!?" Nami spoke A bit Startled. "But that's-!?"

"Believe what you will. " reimu Shrugles.


Somewhere Else.

A sneaky Bush passed By A Structures and House's there were Legs Below Who were Walking. The Bush hits itself on the Walls.

"Is this really the place?" A voice called.

"Yeah. It's where the pirates Are." Another voice said. "If the captain It won't help so we'll keep His Honor."

"but they are real pirates!!" "What about it?"

"the Captain might've Sumbled upon them, And the Pirates Got Him!"

"with how Fast he is, i wouldn't be Surpised." "but is the Captain really there? What if the Pirates Already ate him?" "idiot, Pirates don't eat People! Only Old Hags"

"well, there's only one way to find out!"

"this will be the Usopp pirates's most epic Fight Ever Since Formation!"


Before Sanae Pointed up to the Glass. "Hey! On top of the hill...There's a Mansion up there!"

"Think Maybe There's People Can we borrow a Ship there?" Youmu Asks.

"Doesn't hurt to Try." Zoro Added. Until, someone came Knocking on the Door. It was three more Specifically.

"THE USOPP PIRATES HAVE ARRIVED!!" Carrot,pepper and Onion Yell while Pointing Their Wooden Sword Up.

The Owner Of the Restaurant Gazes At The door, before Coming back to what he Was Doing.

"Who are They?" Nami asked turning around.

"The captain is gone!" Pepper noticed.

"See! I told you! The captain is too good let himself get captured by pirates!" Onion said.

"Or maybe he..." Carrot added. The Three boys Stood in front of the Group's Table's.

"H-Hey Pirates!" Pepper called attempting to be Bravs. "What did you do to the captain!?"

"What'd you want with him!"

"What'd you want with him!"

Everyone else seemed to ignore them. Reimu in the Other hand didn't really know what to say, until Luffy Spoke.

"Shishi! That meat Was Yummy!" Luffy said Suffing his Belly. The boys got the wrong idea and...

"M-meat!?"

"Don't tell me they..."

"W-What W-What did you do to him!?" Onion asked as he And the two Boys Hugged themselfs.

"If you're Lookin' for your captain..." zoro started with a Vilanous grin. "We ate him!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!" They yell before turning to Marisa. "OLD HAG!!!??"

"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLIN' OLD, ZE!? I'M ONLY 22 YEARS OLD!!" Marisa Yells Very Annoyed.

Luffy And Zoro Couldn't Help it, but laugh at the Scene


Somewhere else.

Village Mansion.

Two Men In Butler Clothes Guard The Gate Of A Large Mansion. the same mentioned above. Flowers Were Blooming On the Fields Inside. they were Beutifull. there was a Large Tree Near a Window. Inside The House, Seen By the Window was a Young Girl with Blond Long Hair in somesort of Pijama Uniform. She was hugging Tighly A Pillow. it seemed she was very Sad And Sick. Fever Perhaps? Anyway, a Butler with Round Glasses Knocks On the Door.

"May I come in, miss Kaya?" He asked.

"Yes." The Girl Responds. he then enters the room holding a plate of water and food.

"I'm not Hungry..." She told Him.

"Miss Kaya, You can't go on in bed without eating At least once Per Day. "he lectured Softly. "Or else, your Fever will never pass."

"you're thinking about Usopp, i can see." He adjusted his glasses. "that won't do any good. Usopp Is A Bad Influence for You, Miss Kaya. He's the biggest liar in the village. His Nonsesical story's Will lead No good to your Well Being. I was entrusted to take care of you to the fullest of my abilities. Well then, I'll take my leave. Your medicine is in the Table."

"You Jerk." She said softly. The Klahadore didn't seem to care.

"Jerk is fine. I've been called way worse before I Got here. What's Bad is Bad." He said before Leaving.


Crack*

A Rock Was Thrown At the Window. Kaya Seemed To know who was responsible. Sundelly All ths Sadness she had been replaced with A Cheerfull smile. she open's the Window's before Chirping. "Mister Usopp."

"Heya!" Usopp greats. "You seem as down as ever."

"I'm sorry I'd really like to Call you Inside..." Kaya frowns at the last Sentence. "But Klahadore won't let me..."

"That's fine! As long as you can see me its Alright!" Usopp didn't have any problem with This.

"So what adventure will you tell me today!" Kaya asked.


"Hmm..let's see...Yush! How About when I was 5 Year's old, I fought a giant Goldfish who lived in the south Seas."

"Goldfish?" She asked Curiously.

"Yes. But what most shooked me was the Size of his Poop. It was like this big!" He says while A mini FlashBack played. "I thought it was land from how big it was!! Haha!"

Both Usopp and kaya Laugh at this. They've seen to be having a good time. Unfortunately. It wouldn't be for long.


Back to Armpit And Strawhat.

"It's Huge!" Luffy yells looking at the Giant Mansion from Outside.

"it looks very pretty." Alice Said.

"I Wonder if it's bigger from the Inside." Marisa Chirped.

"This isn't The Scarlet Devil Mansion, remenber?" Reimu recalled.

"yeah,but you never know Until You Find Out,Da ze!!" Marisa Was Going to Leap To Her Broom Before Nami Grabbed Her.

"hey, what do you think you're doing!?" she asked. "We can't just break into someone's property without permission, or they'll think we're a bunch of thieves!!"

"hehe, Look Who's talkin'!" Marisa Chuckled. "Invading People's Home is what i do all time, Back in Gensokyo. its a lot Easier, To 'Borrow' Books in the Scarlet Devil Mansion like this!"

"HOW DID NO ONE ARREST YOU!!??"

"Cuz, I'm just that good!!"

"You Should Just Let Her Go" Reimu told Marisa. "Nothing is Gonna Stop, Marisa when her Made is Made up."

"if our captain ran off this hour, he should be here." said onion.

"so why does he come here for?" luffy asks.

"to lie." Said Carrot all single.

"but that's a bad thing!" Nami Said.

"but he's not bad, he's great!!" Pepper defended.

"lies, can be used for something good at time." Reimu Said.

"so how does this work?" Sanae asked.

"the Owner of the mansion is a girl named kaya Who is very sick And Sad. So One day The Captain Noticed this, And tried to cheer her up. at first she was cold and Skeptical torwards him. but when he started telling his story , kaya Begun to laugh again after a long time. ever since then he comes her At this hour, to visit Kaya And Lie." Carrot explained.

"but does she know he's lying?" Youmu asked.

"yes! but even then, his lies are so Nuisensical and Funny She still Laugh's at them. We Also really like the types of Lies Usopp tells here."

"And that helped her Feel Better?" nami asked. the boys Nodded positively.

"Oh! he's a good guy" Luffy Assumed. "Alright! let's ask her a ship!"

"we can not." reimu said. She points at two guards Guarding The Gate. "There's security on the gate's"

"and they seem to be more competent than Mei-Ling And don't Fail at sleep!" Marisa Said before Pulling her mini-hakkero. "looks Like I'm gonna have to do some-

"MARISA NOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Youmu Yells. Somehow no one heard.

"Let's try not to call...negative Attention from Kaya" Reimu Agreed with Youmu.

"okay, jezz fine. i was just joking, ze!" marisa hid her Mini-hakkero On her skirt. "so how do we get in now?"

"Hey, has anyone seen luffy?" Alice asked before the group Saw the Rubber pirate About to Jump over the gate.

"I'l ask them!" Everyone panicked.

"LUFFY NOOOOOOO, we'l get in Trouble." Youmu Yells.

"That idiot..." reimu muttered.

"GOMU GOMU NO ROCKET!!!" Luffy stretches his arm back Terrifying The Three Boys. sanae In the Other side was Looking at that in awe. "just like in the anime..."

"he just stretched his Limbs!!" "he's a monster!!" the boys exclaimed. soon enough, The group with the Exception of Marisa Grabs Unto Luffy's Arm when He was about to Go, resulting on him and the other's getting Sent up with him (Except Marisa)

"looks like i should go to!" Marisa said before pulling out her Mini-hakkero

Usopp See's this from the Sky's an Yells comically before the group fails on the ground outside the mansion.

"pain..." reimu Mutters.

"My Back again...!" Sanae Moaned in pain.

"that worked out Great!" Luffy grinned before he was Beat down by Three People in the head. "NO IT WASN'T!!! YOU WANNA KILL US,OR WHAT!?!?" Reimu, Alice And Nami Bark.

"Are they okay?" Kaya asked.

"no,no,no they're fine they're just the new recruits of the Usopp pirates who heard all about me and decided to join the Usopp Pirates!!" Usopp said with a Suspicious look on his face.

"No are not." Kaya and Usopp turned to see who said that. Usopp's Expression changed to a Comically Shooked Look Upon Seeing Marisa Near The two Gatekeeper's on the ground Unconscious While The gate feel to the Ground.

"NO! WHY MARISA!? WHY!?" Nami Yells.

"Ooops! well they say me first, so i couldn't do anythin' about it, da ze!" Marisa Smirked. "But i'm sure they can Pay a new gate. plus the Gatekeeper's are fine."

"please, i'm sorry for marisa-san." Sanae said from Below. "she gets like this all the time. we sure you we came in-

YOU THERE!" A New voice Appeared. it was the Klahadore. he approached the Group. "what have you done!?"

"i don't appreciate you all Breaking the Place without Permission." he said adjusting his glasses again.

"currently Klahadore These People don't seem-

"i will speak with you later, miss kaya." he cut. "For now, I want you all to- before saying anything else. he noticed the Gensokyo Residents. He forze for a sec. Their Clothes. were completely different From Anyone he has seen in the Village before. Specifically The Shrine Maiden's.

"hey you!" he called Reimu.

"Yes?"

"i have not been Exiting The Mansion Very much recently. but i'm very certain there is no Shrine Maiden's In this Village." He Notices. "Who are you?"

Reimu Thought for an Answear. She Wasn't Very Used to lie a lot. but This was a Crucial Moment. Depending on Her Answear, They would Either be fine Or Would Have to Fight. She Then Responded.

"i'm Reimu Hakurei, The First Female from My Generation." she lies. "Me And My Friend's Came here to visit this Village, For a few days."

"Hmm. I see. for what motive?" He asks again.

Reimu was sweating hard Hoping No one would interfere and say something troublesome.

"Well...Our Boat Is On Critical Condition And we come Here to Ask for a Boat."

The Klahadore Had a Expresionless Cold Look on his Face. " I'm Afraid There's No Boat In this Place. Now Leave"

Usopp" He calls Usopp who was hiding behind the tree. It didn't work very well.

"Crap!" he Reveals himself on top of the tree.

"i've heard all about you." Klahadore Says.

"You're Certainly quite Well-Known In this Village. i must say i'm Very Impressed Someone At your Age Reached Such Achievement"

"You Can Call Me Captain Usopp." Usopp Joked. "Since You Admire Me So Much. Want An Autograph?"

"I've Heard All About Your Father Too." Klahadore Said Again, Turning Usopp a Bit more Skeptical.

"What!?" he asks Exasperatedly.

"Klahadore Don't!" Kaya Pleaded.

"The Son of A Filthy Pirate." he Starts. "Who Abandoned his Own Family to go Sailing. Nothing You'll do will Surprise me!"

Luffy's Face Was Hidden By His Straw Hat.

No one else was saying anything. They were quite. Reimu Could Tell There was Something Suspicious About this Man. Everyone Else Were Not Liking His Attitude.

"F-Filthy!?" Usopp Grumbled.

"you And the Lady Are from Different World's." he continues. "Is it Money You're After? How Much do you want? If I give You Anything Will you go Away and Never Return?"

"Klahadore! No! Please Apologize to Mister Usopp!"

"What Reason Is There To Apologize To This Savage Man, My Lady?" he asks. "I'm simply stating the truth. but i suppose I Sympatyze For Him. he Must really hate His Little Effort, Father."

"Don't you Dare Insult My Father Anymore!!" Usopp Defended Before Descending Down From the Tree With the Help of a Hook Coming from His Pocket. He went Marching Torwards Klahadore.

"What Are going So Worked Up For?" he Asks Cookygly. "Are gonna Tell more of Your Atrocious Lies...? Like How Your Father is a Fishman? Or that he Is Not Your Real Father?"

"SHUT UP!!" Usopp Lunged And Punch's Klahadore's Face.

Kaya Gasped In Shook, Along with the Boys. The group Still Remained Quiet.

"CAPTAIN!"

Klahadore Stood Up. "S-See, You Immediately Resort To Violence, Like Father, Like Son."

"SHUT UP!!" Usopp Yells, Making The Butler Flinch A Bit. "i'm proud That he is a Pirate! I'm Proud That he is A Brave Warrior Of the Sea. It's true, I'm a liar But I'll never Lie About Proudly being the son of a great pirate!"

"I'm The Son of A Pirate!!"

"Captain..." The boys Mumbled in Disbelief.

Luffy Seemed to Remain The Same Expression. Youmu Looked Happy To See Someone Defend And Preserv Their Pride, Even When They Are Attacked. And So Was Sanae. She Kind of Knew this was Coming up, Since its the Exact Same Scene from the Anime. even if Usopp wasn't there, someone else replaced him.

Klahadore Laugh's. "A Pirate, A Brave Warrior of the Sea?" he Asks." That's Quite A Twisted Way to Put Thing's. You're The Undeniable Proof of That Savage's Blood. You Ran around Sprouting Off, And Punching Anyone When Angry,And top it off, Attempts to Rob the Lady's Fortune. The Sole Fact that You're A Pirate Is Enough To Prove That You'll Hatch Such Thing!"

"Damn it, You still won't let up!?" Usopp Grabs Klahadore's Collar. he Looked Unfazed.

"THAT'S ENOUGH!!!" A Huge Amount of Wind Blows Everyone Away in the Scene.

"Urk!- What is This?!" Kaya Asked in confusion.

The Wind Blew the group A Bit Away. It Also Blew Usopp And Klahadore Away from Each other a few Feet away.

"What's Going On!? It was all So Sunlit, It's Impossible for A Bree Of Wind Blows In The Middle Of Nowhere." Nami Exclaimed.

Turns Out the Cause for This Was From Sanae.

"Usopp-Kun I'm Sure The Butler is not a Bad Person." Sanae Said. "Maybe He was Just Being a bit Too Harsh There Accidentally."

"W-Wait how did she...!?" Nami was very confused at the Moment.

"leave this place." he slaps Usopp's Hand. "Never Come anywhere near Here Again!"

"Yeah, I get it." he Muttered, before walking away. "i'll never Return here ever Again."

"Mister Usopp..." kaya mutters.

the Three Boys then Approached the Klahadore. "Hey you Jerk Head!" "our Captain Is Nothing you Meantioned." "He's A Great Man!" "Leave him Alone you Stupid-Head." "yeah, Stupid-Head!!"

"STUPID-HEAD!!!" Luffy yelled as well, before Zoro hit him on the Head Which Obviously Unfazed Luffy since he was made of Rubber.

"why're you saying that?" zoro asks.

"he Deserved tho." Reimu said Calmly. before the Klahadore turned, completely forgetting about them.

"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" the boys ran back in fear. luffy looked like he was about to Go beat the snot out of the buttler, but Zoro Held Him.

"Fight Me!" He Calls many times.

"You will Leave all At once Too!" he demands.


Kaya Back in her Room was Coughing very hard While Hugging a Pillow. Someone knocks on the Door. the Butler comes in with a Plate.

"Your Meal, Miss Kaya." he says.

"i'm not hungry." she told him. the Klahadore Sigh's.

"You know, the cook would be very Dissapointed Hearing this. he worked his hardest to make this Delecious Food Just for you."

"why did you talk like that?" she asks. "i know I was Wrong to talk to Mister Usopp Everyday but...You didn't have to be so Cruel torwards his Life. It Probably really hurt his Feelings."

"may i sit?" he asks. She Nodded.

Its been nearly three Years since the day i came to this Mansion..." he tells. "I'll never Forget that day. i was kicked off the ship i worked on. and desperately was Looking for somewhere to go. In my eyes, I own my life to your parents. I was on the urge of dying... with no money, food, or anywhere to live. and to you, their daughter. i realized that it isn't my place to interfere with your Relationships. that Usopp Kid, is an Upstanding Character. if anything Happened to you... i Would never be able to Forgive myself, or tell your kind parents about it." he says the last part as if he was about to cry.

"do you feel ill with me around?"

"not at all. i'm glad you're here, Klahadore. but don't misunderstand. Mister Usopp is a very nice Person."

he then suddenly stood up. "as for wether he is Good or not, is Irrelevant."

"Klahadore!! you Block Head!!" she Calls angrylly.

"Block head will by just Fine." he says Smiling To Her Before Leaving The Room. with his Smile beong changed to a Cold-Menacing Look.


"Where did Luffy, Reimu And Sanae Go?" Nami asks. she and the other's Were standing near fences.

"i dunno, maybe ran to the 'captain'" zoro suggested.

"Our Captain would be at his Spot!" Pepper said. "Yeah, the shore." "he always goes there when something happens."

Then Someone came running here. it was Onion. "BAD NEWS!! BAD NEWS!!"

"huh?" "There's a Weird guy walking backwards torwards us!!" "liar!" "its the truth! look its him!!"

"You know, these Boys Remind me a lot of Cirno and Her Group of Idiots!" Marisa Remarked.

"HEY!!??"

"WHO DID YOU CALL STUPID!?"

"YEAH! YOU OLD HAG!!"

"I Told You i'm not a Hag Yet, Damnit!!" Marisa Said Annoyed.

"An That's the Fantastic Tale of why Marisa can't get along with Children..."Youmu Sweatdropped.

"Regardless, I can Still see the Comparison." alice Agreed. "The only Real difference being their Less Dumber."

"W-Wait Guys, are we not gonna talk about What Onion Said? What does he mean by 'walking Backwards'?" Youmu asks.

"maybe Somethin' like that guy is doin'?" Marisa Points. there was a man dressed in blue with glasses Walking Backwards. he looked pretty Weird.

"Hey! who has the right to call me weird?" he asks. "Oh, it's just a bunch of brats... what do they want?"

' Hypenotiser Jango '

"He Sure Looks Weird..." Pepper Mumbled On Carrot's Ears. somehow jango Hear, and Protests.

"Don't be stupid." He Says. "I'm just an ordinary hypnotist passing through this village, from the back."

"Y- You A Hypnotist?! A Mere Human?" Youmu Asks Admittedly Intrigued. "This is amazing. More How is this possible?"

"Hypnotist?! Mad!!" exclaimed Onion. "Hypnotize us Three!" says Pepper. "Do a Trick!"

"Don't be DUMB." he answers. "why Should I Show My Technique To A Bunch Of Strangers." even saying that, jango takes out a Metal Disc.

"What do you know, it's okay I have time to spend." he then started Spinning the Dial.

"look at the ring"

'Is he really going to...?' Youmu and Zoro thought.

"When I say the following sentence, you will fall into sleep for 10 minutes." he says in a low tone. "1,2, Jango!!" after saying this he and the Boys fell asleep. they slept on the floor.

"Wow, it really worked." mused Alice.

"Haha! He put him to sleep himself!!" Marisa Laughed. "Like that time I drank that Sleep I had stolen from Eirin, back At Gensokyo knowing It was a sleep remedy, ze!"

Alice sighed. "And I had to carry you to your house. Be glad I spent as much time I could have spent at my house, with you."


Somewhere far away...

Usopp Sitting On The Edge Of A Cliff With Water Underneath Silently. And then out of nowhere, Luffy appeared upside down, scaring Usopp. Minutes later reimu and Sanae show up too.

"Yo! found ya!" said a cheerful luffy.

"so what? Want to say something to me?" he asks Skeptically.

"We came to check on you." sanae Sit down.

"You Looked Very Hurt."

"I don't know your Father, but I understand how you feel." Reimu sympathized. "If someone came in front of me, and started talking a lot of crap about my mother, I'd be pissed too."

"Yes! You Are Yasopp's Son, right?" Luffy asks before falling flat on his face. "Oww." He gets up and scratches his head.

Usopp Is silent for a few seconds before answering. "yes...I am..." he says. "Do you know My Old Man?"


FlashBack.


A Blond-Haired Man With Characteristics Similar To Usopp Throws A apple With A Pistol From Far Away. The apple Explodes into Pieces.

Luffy (Still Child) appears With A Face Full Of Awe. "Incredible!!"

"That was nothing, I could have hit it from the counter." he said.


Elsewhere, Yasopp Drinks a Portion of Beer alongside Luffy. after Swallow it Then Get close to it and say. "Oh luffy, did you know that I have a son of your age over there?" he says. Luffy looked annoyed.

"I know, you've said that many times already!" Luffy Says Before a glass of beer falls on his head.

"Then I'll tell you more!" yasopp says. "It was sad to say goodbye, but the Pirate Flag said. she was calling me." Yasopp said the last words in Foot. The Bar Men Raise Their Hands Into The Air Screaming. Meanwhile, Luffy tries to get the Cup off his head, but he can't.

"Stuck! Stuck!"


END OF FLASHBACK.


"Really?" Usopp asks "Is my old man on such a nice ship?"

"I don't know about today, but I bet he's still with The Shanks." Luffy said. "after all, your dad's a Sharp Shooter! On days like this, pirates from all over the world travel to the grand line in search of the one piece."

"I'm very proud of my father." Usopp gets up. "And yet that bastard keeps stepping onto him."

"I didn't like him either." Luffy replied simply.

"Plus, so will you see that girl again?" Reimu asks.

"Err...I don't know..." Usopp Stammered. "if that butler Apologize Maybe I'll consider going back."

"that one?" reimu points down. "yes that one!" Usopp who wasn't paying attention. Look down to see, Klahadore And Jango Passing by the Beach.

"Wait, what!? What do you mean? what is this butler doing here!?"

Sanae Stares Down. until out of nowhere a memory of the Show 'none Please' comes to your head. Luffy looks away for a minute to see Sanae with a nervous look. she was sweating too.

"Huh? What's up?" Luffy asks simply. "You got that face over there." Sanae just turns to Luffy and says. "We have to get out of here fast..."

"oh jango." Klahadore turns around. "I already told you not to Show Yourself to Random People. And here you were Sleeping in the Grass Next to three Boys."

"Wow I don't remember this guy there." Luffy says. "What is hat in?"

"But anyway Preparations for the plan have already begun." Klahadore adjusted his Glasses.

"Of Course." Jango says. "We can start anytime. Operation Murder of Miss Kaya."

Usopp Shocked with this. "M-Murder!?"

Reimu On the other side He thought. 'You knew. From the moment I saw him, I had already noticed that there was something wrong with this guy' she thought. While FlashBack's from previous scenes played.

"Yes, I remember." Sanae says a little calmer. "Your Real Name Actually is..."


TO BE CONTINUED.

"Kuro."


A Short Break.

I'll Like to Answear Theinzmann111 Recent Comments.

Theinzmann111: The touhou characters have backstorys, and it's not even fanon, apparently the half phantom and half human girl got hers swords from her butterfly ghost mistress when her grandfather reached enlightenment and passed on.

I also noticed that you made updates but haven't made any new chapters, what is the deal with that, and I think you need to get a beta reader for this cause the whole thing is hard o read, like there's armpit on the meeting Sanae chapter.

Kaindol: First of all, thank you for Kindly commenting On . I Intend on Getting better with Grammar And Stuff, But Laziness is getting the best of me. i also can't get a beta because i don't have any money at all. i don't work or anything. (i'm 15 Year's Old mind you) Also its not all Touhou Characters That have Backstory's. As for the Updating Work In this...well...Work of fiction. Each chapter Covers one Arc (or a Part of a Giant Arc) The First ep only covering Ep1 was just the Beginning. the rest Of the Chapter's are just Cover the intire Selected Arc in one Episode. If You're not a fan of how it works, sorry but I Won't Change it because its something I've made up my mind about it. only if Everyone Complains about like With the Opening's, then i'l change it. also Armpit in the Meeting Episode like you mentioned is not a Typo. I types that on purpose as a meme, About Reimu's Desigh. I think you get it. if you don't know a lot about Touhou, search Reimu hakurei on Google Click on Images And Look Closely To Her Armpits And you'll understand why I put that in.

Anyway, I hope You're Still Enjoying This Story Regardless. if you could give me more examples of why the story itself is hard to read, I'll gladly read them.

Moving on We Will!


'Usopp Fails? Captain Kuro's Plan'

"Don't call it murder, jango." Kuro scolds. "it has a Bad ring to it."

"Ah! Right! an Accident. Accident." Jango says.

"What are these two gossiping about?" Luffy asks simply.

"Something Relating to Murder." Reimu Finished Before Looking at Sanae. "Even, Sanae. What do you say with Kuro?" she quickly Gets her Answear.

"I remember very well." Sanae started. "I might not remember at all explained in Episode 290. But I'm Sure It Is Him." She Turns To The Whole Rest.

"W-Wait, what do you mean by...But he died 3 Years ago." Usopp was about to ask but Sanae ignores him and starts.

"Black cat Kuro. He was a Fearsome Pirate. As well as His Crew. he was known for his huge gains like a cat's." She says.

"I don't remember exactly the rest anymore. More After Many Years In The Blue Sea, Finally On It Was Said That After Being Emboldened By The Marines, He Was Taken And Executed In Public." Sanae Continues. "However, that was just what the world assumed. In fact, Kuro Desimed the Marine Corps and with the help of the Hypnotist Jango, He used a Random Marine Captain, to pretend to be Kuro, and surrender to the Admirals, so that everyone would think that Kuro had disappeared in this world, when in reality He had abandoned the seas and disguised himself as a beggar in front of the gate of Kaya's mansion." Usopp's Eyes Widened With those Last Words.

"PP-Wait, you're telling me that The Butler is actually...?!"

"Yes. Cptain kuro. i'm sure its him. it has to." Sanae Said.

"Wait, but if it's true then why would he do that. why would he masquerade as a butler at Kaya's mansion?" Usopp Questions.

"hmm. I don't remember that part. But it must have something to do with That 'Miss Kaya Murder Operation'" Sanae Said. Usopp Flinch's when hearing this.

"H-What do you mean? He's going to kill Kaya?!" Usopp asks nervously. but before They Continue. Kuro Talks Back.

"We can't kill her. Miss Kaya has to Perish in a way that looks like an accident." Kuro says. "Don't spoil it."

Jango sits on a Stone. "It's Your Intendi, Correct Me and The Men On The Ship We're Going To The Village, Kill The Girl And You Steal All Her Belongings, Right?"

"You asshole, you didn't Understand anything." Kuro snapped. "How Will I, An Outsider, Earn All of Miss Kaya's Fortune?"

"Going to work?" He asks innocently.

"Even if I worked every day, I would never get to the same level of luxury that mansion has." Kuro said. "Now Hear this, because it's the most important part. Before you kill her, Hypnotize Her To write down A Letter Saying: I leave all My Fortune to My Butler, Klahadore: I'am Clear?"

He then Adjusts his Glasses. "That's the way I'd have all of Miss Kaya's fortune. In a simple and common way." Kuro Continues While Walking on two sides. "I spent 3 years earning the respect, and the trust of everyone in the village. So no one would suspect a thing."

Jango Stands Up "Three Years For That Huh?" he says as he walks across the sea. He Stops In The Middle And Looks At The Sun. "But You Really Scared Us, back then. Captain Kuro. 3 Years Ago You Said You'd Abandon The Pirate Life. Then He Used One Of The Marine's Underlings, And Delivered Him To The Admirals. That way the world would believe that captain Kuro had disappeared from this world."

"That whole thing was just the beginning of the plan. You really are a man of 100 Plans, Kuro." Jango said.

"Don't Call Me That." Kuro asked calmly. "I dropped that name 3 years ago. The only thing I want right now is Miss Kaya's fortune, Without the World Government In My way. So we'd say, I'm a pacifist."

Jango then Laughs. "What Pacifist You Are. Killing an Entire Rich Family Just in Search of 'Peace'"

"the father didn't really die." Kuro said. "I Didn't Plan This."

"Well, whatever. Just give me the Sign. We've Been Alone At Sea For Too Long Now. Men are starting to get impatient" Jango says.

Usopp Sweatdropped Upon Hearing this. "Damn! You were right! That bastard is really going to kill Kaya. This Is Bad. But what do you mean. He should be dead!! They're gonna Attack the Village. and kaya is in danger too!" Usopp was Starting to Panick.

"I'll tell the Others! I'll be right back!" Sanae Decided out of nowhere before leaving.

"Wait, Where you're going." Usopp Asks Before Going In The Same Direction As Sanae.

Luffy Was Awfully Quiet At the Moment. Whils Reimu stands up. "Hmm. Looks like I have a job to do." Luffy also gets up.

"Hey You Suckers Leave That Girl Alone!!" Luffy Screams Grabbing The Two's Attention.

"Huh? Who're You?" Jango Asks.

"hmm...if it isn't the Shrine Maiden And the Strawhat." Kuro Mused. "Did you...happen to hear anything."

"We Heard Everything You Said." Luffy told.

"Hmmm..." Kuro thought for a sec. before he looked at jango, and nodded To Him as A Sigh for Something. Kuro then Simply Leaves the Area.

he sighs. "Ah. fine." he then Pulls out his ring And Invisions (yes i know this is a made up word.) back to the Strawhats. "Hey. Look Closely To This Ring."

"Huh" Luffy gets distracted and stares at the ring.

"Whenever i Say One,Two,Jango, You will feel ill and fail at sleep." he says. "1,2,J- Wait wasn't there two of you Up There!?" Jango Interupts himself noticing Reimu was gone. but not for long. (Rhyme not intended)

"ACK!!" The Last Thing Jango Remenber's was Turning Around before Getting Struck By a Gouhei. It was reimu. Jango is Drifted (Made up word Counter: 2) To The ground Unconscious.

"Yeah, no I'm not Falling for that. You Think I Have Never Dealt With People Who Hypenotize? Reimu States Before Looking Back to Luffy.

"well that was easy." Luffy Says Before Jumping down. "What was the Silver Ring. and Where Did That Butler Go?"

"I don't know anymore I think we should go back to Usopp and the others." Reimu suggested.

Yosh, Alright!! let's go!!" Luffy said as he headed in a random direction. reimu followed him.


Somewhere else.

Usopp Ran out of the Woods as fast as he could. After Getting Lots of Leaf's And Tree's He Makes It Out, And He Reunites With His Companions Along With Zoro, Youmu, Nami, Marisa And Alice. The First Thing The Usopp Pirates did Was Greet Their captain After Returning. "CAPTAIN!!" They yelled Cheerfully before they And the rest Noticed Something off. Usopp had a Serious Look on his face. and he hadn't stopped or Greeted them Back. he just Kept Running Straight.

"Hey! What about Luffy and the others?" Nami asks Confused along with Zoro. After a while Usopp wasn't seen anymore. The boys then noticed that he was heading towards Kaya's Mansion.

"Guys, he's going to the Mansion!" noted Pepper.

"It's good to know that the captain lied when he said he wasn't coming back." Onion said. "And But did you notice his face?" Carrot pointed. "yeah! he didn't say anything to us either." "what happened there?" they ask.

"More importantly, where is Luffy at reimu, and where is Sanae?" Youmu Asks. "Aren't they with Usopp?" Your Answer Was Answered After Hearing Leaf Stirring Sounds Again. Another Person Gets Out of There. and Sanae.

"Sanae is here, so the others are fine, right?" Zoro said. "By The Way, Why did Everyone Come Separated?"

After zoro finished. Sanae Stopped in front of the Group And took A Moment to Breath In And Out. She Then finally Said Something. "Guys...We have a...Problem..." Sanae Huffed.

Marisa Raises Her Right Eyebrow in Confusion. "Problem? What do you mean Problem, Sanae?"


A FEW MINUTES LATER.

Sanae had Explained Everything she And the Other's Heard. "WHAT!?!? THEY'RE GONNA ATTACK THE VILLAGE!?!?" Yelled Some of the Ones in the Group (with the Exception of. Marisa, zoro And Alice)

"i knew that guy was evil!" The Three Boys Form a Circle. "No wonder he's so creepy." "An That's Why the Captain Ran to the village with such an intense look! he went to tell the Girl About it!"

"That's great then! They'll run away first of all." nami says before the boys turn to her.

"Yeah, that's right! we gotta run Too!" "let's grab all our Prized possessions and Hurry!" the boys said before running away to the direction of the village.

"Look, I didn't want to interrupt anything anymore, where's Luffy and Reimu?" Zoro asks.

"Right here!" A Voice Screams.

Reimu and Luffy Exit the same Leaf Path that Usopp and Sanae exited.

The others turned to them. "Miss Reimu And Mister Luffy You're ok!"

"of course, why wouldn't i be?" reimu said. "anyway, from what i heard back It seems no one needs to explain anything."

"why did it take so long?" Nami asks.

"Well. we found an ship on the Ocean that's probably about to come tomorrow." Reimu Explains.

"yeah, they're going to attack Tommorow. like sanae explained." Youmu said.

"And what do we do then?" nami asks. Luffy Immediately replied. "We're going to kick their asses!!"


Usopp Continued to run at the Direction Of The Mansion. he didn't let up a Single time. the Villagers Inside their House's noticed the Boy's Desperate Look. they simply assumed this was part of another one of his lies. they were just waiting for the Moment he would Yell 'TERRIBLE NEWS EVERYONE!!! THE PIRATES ARE COMING!!!' More To everyone's surprise. he didn't scream. he continues to run. after a while he arrives at the Mansion. At the gate. Usopp goes the same way he always goes. Removing A Piece Of Saramago. It is then climbing the tree that is next to one of the windows. he throws a stone.

(A/N: I'm Not Writing This scene Because I hate it and it makes me cry a lot everytime I see it. Sorry.)


A little later...

We can see Usopp walking in the countryside while holding his bloodied arm.

'Tomorrow Morning Jango. Attack The Village On Daybreak.' Those Words Swept In His Head.

'You are Pathetic.' Usopp Starts Crying Before He Turns And Sees The 3 Boys Beside The Fences.

"CAPTAIN! CAPTAIN!" The Boys Compliment. he Quickly Hides his Bloddy arm and wipes of the tears with another arm and Fakes a smile Before Greeting them like normally.

"Oh. hey Guys!" Usopp Says. He approaches them.

"Captain! The Lady in Green Told Us Everything!" Carrot Said. "We Know why You Went to the Village with That Serious Look."

"Lady In green..."usopp mused before remembering Sanae.

the boys nodded. "Yes! She and the others Intend to Attack the Pirates Tomorrow." said Pepper.

"A-Attack The Pirates...?" He asks.

"let's hurry And tell everyone about the Pirates!" Onion suggested. However Usopp's face immediately changed after hearing this.

"Tell...everybody..." He said slowly. He remembers when he had broken into the mansion hours ago. when he was shot by one of the Butlers... He then had an idea. Usopp then raised his head and started laughing. "That's it and Lies Guys! As always!" he lied. "And That I Hate That Butler So Much! So I Asked That Girl To Tell Everyone About It! Too Bad Only Those Guys Believed It! And They Are There On The Coast Preparing A Plan. Not Knowing It's All For Nothing! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Boys Start Laughing Too. however They stop before Usopp stops And Walk A few feet away from him. "You know, Captain, I'm kind of starting to lose my respect for you." said pepper. "Yeah! Me too. Lying About The Idiot Butler Just Because of a Little Rage?" "And yet, you force a girl to meddle with your lies?" they all look at him with a Blunt look.

They then leave Usopp's gaze and head back to the Village. "Let's go home. Yeah, its super time! I wonder what you have today..." They then disappeared from view. Usopp was a little surprised by all of this. He had already lost, Kaya's Trust. and now the Respect of the Pirates by Usopp. he had lost everything... But this was part of the Plan. (not the Kaya Part)

he frowns as he looks at the ground Before he remembers one of the boys' phrases. ' Yes! She and the others Intend to Attack the Pirates Tomorrow.' He then Automatically Started Running towards The Mini-Forest.


At night...

Usopp Finally Arrives Ashore. there he sees the group sitting in the middle of a small rocky slope.

He then slowly approaches before speaking. "Have you been here all day?" he asks. "huh?" the others turn to him.


Bad Cut...

Usopp was now sitting beside the group explaining what had happened.

"they weren't going to believe me in the first place." Usopp said. "I'm very optimistic. But I had to try. That damn butler had gained all the trust and respect of the locals, including Kaya's. even if I had never lied in my life, they would never believe me."

"well, truth is the truth." Zoro said.

"Yes, they will definitely come. But everybody thinks it's a lie. everybody thinks that tomorrow is gonna be a peaceful day just like everyone else." Usopp Flinch's. before standing up Raising his Fist Determinedly. "And That's Why I'm Also Going To Protect This Village! So all this will continue to be a lie. It's the most logical thing a liar could do."

"Even if I get shot... or get attacked by brooms... This is my village! I love this village. I won't let These Guys destroy it all!" Usopp cry's (Literally)

"You're one hell of a guy!" Zoro admitted. "Taking away Your Companions And Fighting Alone."

"We Will Assist you!" Alice Said.

"All Treasures Are Mine okay?" Nami said.

"Yeah. I don't feel like watching a bunch of people die." Reimu said.

"You Can Count On Us!!" Sanae Chirped.

"Alright! we'll help you out!" Luffy said.

"Now were Talkin', Da ze!"

"You guys...Are gonna Fight for me...But why?" Usopp Asks while Tears came out of his eyes.

"There's A Lot Of Bad Guys In There Right?" Marisa asked. "If you must, you're shitting Yourself all over, ze!"

"I. scared? i'm completely fine with having to fight Duzens of Pirates or Whatever! because I am the great Captain Usopp! The Brave Warrior Of The Sea!"

"You're Not really Sealing that idea out, when Your Legs are shaking like that!" Reimu Joked.

Usopp notices this and looks down. "Damnit! Damnit! Where are you looking at?!" he asks. "THEY ARE KLAHADORE PIRATES, OF COURSE I AM SCARED!! YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEM WITH THAT!? I DON'T NEED YOUR PITY, GET OUT! LEAVE! DON'T LOOK!!"

"we ain't Laughing." Zoro Said.

"We are Impressed. and we want to help." Alice told. "we were Already Gonna do it by Ourselfs Anyway. all kinds of help are welcome."

"and as they say." Reimu Begins. " 'There are times where you'll have to take Risks, And some You don't have too Even if your own life is in game' " She then Scratches her Head. "or At least, Kasen told me Once. "

"As if we'll risk Our lifes out of Pity!" Luffy Told as well.

Usopp Flinch's With this And Tears fail from his eyes again. "You guys..."


TO BE CONTINUED.


Small Break.

A/N: The Comment Response from Earlier Wasn't a one time thing. Someone PM'd Me And Requested a 'Response Question' type thing. i don't really know how to explain it, and i'm sorry if you were confused by this explanation. I Forget Words Very Often In the Worst of times, leading on me having to create new ones. if you know any possible ways of Neutralizing this, Please comment Below or Pm me. or you can Just Contact me on Discord.

my user Name.

Kaindol#2817

i'll be Answering A few Comments From This And other Episodes. (sometimes if there's any)

KingJGamer: So... all of the Touhou characters at this point are about Grand Line entrance level, right?

Kaindol: It's...Tough To say. a Guy On Discord (whose name I forgot, pls Forgive me!!) Told me to nerf the Touhou Characters because They are way to powerful Even if restricted By the Danmaku Rules. (Reimu Completely Unharmable With Fantasy Nature, And being able to Cancel out Haki with Manipulation of all Living Thing's despite it only being Stated by her once and Never against.) with luffy and the rest of The Strawhats having to be at their Current Wano Form Just to Defeat Them. but I'm having a Few Problems with how I'll execute this.

Because I haven't gotten any Good Reason for Why they would be Weakned In One Piece. Originally I had the idea of all their power's being Converted to Devil Fruits, But I gave up on it very quickly because I didn't have any Reason for why this would happen.

If you have Any Suggestions On How to Nerf them, I'll gladly use them, and explain it on the story.

T. Tectriti: Who exactly are you retconning with mokou being here, Ace (fire) or Marco (phoenix)?

Or are just Morgan's conclusions?

Even more interesting, do touhou powers came from fruits for some (sage) reasons?

Kaindol: There's no retconning or Anything really. it's just a fun little addition I Decided to add, Since some of the touhou characters's Powers Can serve very well as examples of Devil Fruits.

it can Also be Interpreted as a sort of Teaser for the Characters That will show up in the future.

(Update. Note: I was told that posting a draft and then releasing the few is Bad, because the viewers are not notified. so after the beginning of the Next Arc I will try to implement that. Of course that means the chapters will take longer to come out, but if you're satisfied with that then that's fine.

I also decided to create OC Villans Just For the Touhou Characters To fight so they don't have to share it with The strawhats. very early, in the Series, I decided the touhou characters would be fighting the Antatonists with The Aid of one of the Strawhats. (for a inside, luffy, reimu And Marisa Vs Crododile or Something...but then, i got to zoro and youmu. we all know the way he is, so even if his relashionship with youmu increased more along with the story, She still wouldn't tag along. like imagine if Youmu Tagged With Zoro against Fucking, Milhawk. its dumb, stupid, so i decided to work on a way to fix this. the only option i really had in mind was 'create OC Antagonists For the Touhou Characters to fight' so i'm going with this. i hope you don't mind this, all i want is to make the touhou characters feel important to the story. if the main Idea of the AU is implemented Poorly. then what's the point in writing it?

I Took some Inspirations from 'Straw hats Vigilantes' and while it has a lot of Flaws especially With the character representation (anyone who read that Knows what i'm talking about. i consider it the most Infamous OP X-over Story in the fanfic .net platform) Its still a fairly enjoyable Fic to read when you try to ignore the OOCNESS. but that's not the point. the point is that. i would like To Hear your Suggestions On What should i do to make this story better? like a bit of Feedback in a way. yes, i know, i ask this to much, but i really just want to make Something Great. something That makes People Smile As they Read it. i'm here for 1 year in a half,but i'm still a very amateur Writer. so the more help the better. i also can't get a beta because i don't have money,lol!

Anyway, enjoy the rest of the fic (hopefully...)

Moving on with the Storyline!


'Revealing the Conspiracy. the start of a battle on the beach!'

NIGHT TIME.

in the same time from past ch. we could see the group Dropping a Barrel of Some sort of sticky Substance on one of the slopes at the entrance to syrup village.

"Ready!" Usopp exclaimed "with all this oil they won't be able to get through here!"

"but they still can pass on the other side,right?" Sanae reminded.

"And that's when we enter play." reimu simply said. "when they see the oil on the floor they will be forced to go to the side as you said. but then we will be waiting for them."

"oh then, we just beat the Living crap out of everyone who sees!" Luffy said with a smile.

"Sounds like a good plan to me." Zoro said.

"But what if they've got some kind of rope, or tool that can help them climb that side in a way that they can get through without touching the oil." Nami remembered. "Someone has to stay on this side."

"True. With that goatee hypnotist who knows if he can, hypnotize men and make them think they're a bunch of rabbits." Zoro said.

"Right. I'll stay on the other side then!" Youmu Appears Ahead.

"Are You Sure You Can Handle Them, Youmu?" Nami asks a little unsure.

"W-Well... now I don't know anymore... but I'll try My Best." Youmu a Bit Insecure in the start Given by the Small Stutter Ends up continuing Agreeing in the End.

Right. youmu is on that side, Guarding it in case they have a way of Passing. You seven, stay on the other side too. As for me. I will loot all treasure from their Ship when they arrive!!" Nami Planned. Your Pulpils Turning Berris in the Last Part. Of Which Marisa Simply Snarks.

"aff! I already have to put up with Reimu's Sloth, now I have to deal with Orange Head Sloth too, ze?" Marisa Said.

"What was that?" Both Cat Burglar And the Red-White Miko Said In a Clear Tone of Offense.

"ya Heard Me."

With The Others Ignoring Everything. Usopp Then He Raised His Arms Gloriously. "Right, My Team Of Helpers! Follow me, Tomorrow Will Be A Day Of War!!" He Yells Gloriously... only for the Camera zoom back at his Thembling Legs.

"he won't fight, right?" said alice along with the others in Back.

"No, not even if the cow coughs." Said Reimu sternly.

"Who, Is He Calling Apprentices!?" Said An Offended Marisa.


Almost Dawn.

After A Few Hours The Group Stayed Up On The Slopes Just Waiting For The Pirates To Appear. Marisa had gone to the forest and started picking up a bunch of random things of value and put them on the stock market. (she was looking for mushrooms but no luck)

Youmu was Patrol across the ocean. while drinking a cup of tea made by Reimu. Youmu Was Sitting Waiting For Something To Happen. She Makes Shelting Noise Before Looking Around Empty. With that, she then Unshelts her Swords, and Minutes later starts Swinging Her Swords unto Pure Air While Counting All Swings.

on the other side of the ocean. a ship and seen approaching the island. he had a black cat tip. after approaching fully. Men and Pirates Begin To Descend from above Wielding Swords While They Were Accompanied From Afar By Jango Who Had A Red Scowl On His back. (from reimu)


"204...205...206...207...208...209..210...211...212...213..." Youmu Hadn't seen the Ship on the other side and continued to get hot. before realizing something. she stops. and see. A Fat Man With An Eye Patch And Colorful Clothes (Super Colorful) He wore...Slippers...and had 2 pockets. one of them had a Microphone. and the other was unknown at the time. he looked a little lost.

"Ahhh..." Youmu was Awkwardly staring at the Man's...'unique' taste for Clothing. the Man turned around for Her Casually.

"Whoa! Hello, Miss." he starts with a torn voice. "Could you tell me what the location of the village is? I think I got lost. That blue-eyed cretin, it didn't cost a thing, for he to give me a map of the place or something?"

Youmu A Little Confused By This Question. then says "O-Oh... That Side... (Points to a random Direction)

"Hahaha! So it was In That Direction Err? Damn, what a slug!!" he laughs Before Going That Direction. "Thanks Miss. What's Your Name?"

"No need to thank me." she said gently. "I'm Youmu Konpaku. But Leaving this topic...how exactly did you get lost here? No In A resident of this place? Or is it a tourist? I don't see any boats around here."

"Ah...Not exactly." he answers. "the Captain of my crew asked me to have me and my Companions To trash This Village, And then Kill a Girl Named- OIII!!??" Before Finishing His Phrase Youmu Quickly Jumps Back And Changes To A More Serious And Concerned Look.

"So you are my enemy..." she whispered. "Even if you look friendly I won't let you pass!!"

"Hmm... I thought I could get by without causing any turmoil. But it seems I don't have a choice." He takes a Microphone out of his pocket along with several other musical instruments. "But I like this too. Show me what you got, Swordswoman!"


The Group of Pirates from Kuro, where Charging Straight To the Village's direction On the other Shore. only to get Shoot by Chbi-sized Black balls, causing them to stumble back.

One of the pirates Fails Unconscious Beneath Jango's feet. the hypnotist looks up before letting out a frustrated "You!" it was Usopp. he was standing all alone on top of the slope with His Glasses on.

"I'm the Great Captain Usopp!! I've Been Waiting For Your Appearance." Usopp said trying to be brave. "We Were Ready To Fight Back! Me And My 6 Subjects!"

The Man chuckles. Not feeling threatened.

'Wait...I'm here alone...but He Was Gone Before Me...' Usopp thought. 'Did that imbecile miss the way!? and where are the girls?'


"Go! Go! Go!!!" Zoro Said while trying to climb A Ramp oiled but to no avail. "No matter how hard I try. this Damn Thing won't let me up!!"


"Lotus Stance Cut" Youmu is Pushed Back from An Unseen Impact, before Backfliping Crossing her Swords together. creating a cross Shaped Projectile that went charging in full speed towards the Awkwardly Dressed Man, who simply pulled out two Bongos from His Pocket.

"RIZU...MUBIGO-NO-GI!!!"

He Wore the bongos on his palms like gloves and Slapped both of them together when the Danmaku was on his face. he absorbed it, Making a giant "1 HIT" Appear Above him. Youmu was Confused by both Thing's.

"What!?!" She says Exasperatedly, before The Man Jumped forward and Try's to kick Her. but the Half-Phantom Ducks and Rolls In seconds. Youmu Stood Up Shortly, And The Man Landed on his Feet. "What did you do?"

A smile was Brought to his Face. "glad you asked, miss." He then Snaps His finger Making the 1 hit thing appear again. "I ate the Rizu-Rizu No Mi. the Fruit of Rhythm. I can control the sound of everything. and my intire body is composed of sound. I can also contain everything that makes sound with my bongos, and so I can Nullify Its Forces and transfer them to me. the more I gain sound. i fill in an Imaginary Bar of Power That Gives the Power to Use an Attack Can Split The Seas!!" He explained.

"Right now it's at 1. But if its getting To A Bigger Number. You Can Start Praying, Miss. That's Why I Tried To Trick You. So You Wouldn't Have To Face The Big Mallow, King Of Rhythm!

Youmu Gasps With the explanation. 'right. in this world, Humans, have Powers Equivalent to a Youkai's.' Youmu thought. 'He is no longer just any human. I have to watch out for this guy. one wrong step and he kills me'

"And I suppose this Flying Sperm has something to do with your Devil Fruit right?" mallow asked. youmu Blushed due to the Way he referred to Myon. though, it wasn't a really big surprise.

Youmu then snapped back, and tilted her head before changing to her focus and Serious Gardener mode. "So what if it does?" she asks Stoically. "it changes nothing, if your power is rhythm." she then charged forward. "step on fourth, Fighter!! i Shall cut Through This Charade! and end this fight in the Best Instance!"


"Wait, you're that brat, who heard our Plans." Jango recognized. "What do you want?"

"I-I'm warning you!! Don't take one more step. or my 100 million Followers will come from the ocean depths and attack!" Usopp lied. Jango was actually buying that.

"100 million...? Wow..." he admitted Sounding a Bit Scared.

"Captain! he's obviously lying!" a random crewmate said.

"Really?!" asked a dumbfounded Jango. "Damn you! how dare you deceive me?!"

'how did he see right through it!?' Usopp thought.


A few minutes later. somewhere else...

"jeez! are we back in the village again? now i feel weird." Luffy who was together with Reimu And Sanae said. they were trying to get to the other side of the island a few hours ago. All because Usopp gave them the wrong direction.

"i'm gonna go talk very 'close and personal' with him when we get back." Said to Stern Reimu.


"HAAARG!!!" Youmu continuedly Slash's Mallow but he Neutralizes all the hits and transfers them to his Arsenal. he then kicks her In the back of her Stomach Causing her to fail down and groan a bit.

Later his Hand's Begun to Grow A Baby Blue Yet Green Color.

"HIZU-HIZU MASITO!!!" he uses 10% of his hit Counter And when Youmu was about to stand up he charges lunges forward pointing his fist straight into her Stomach. the Attack Hits Youmu Who Cough's out blood from her mouth before Being Sent Through a Rock Wall. 'erupting' Clouds of Smoke on that side.

Mallow Simply Chuckles. "what's the matter, lady?" he asked. "still wanna go on with this."

his question was Answeared when Youmu Stood up again Groggily And Pointed Her Sword torwards Him As the Smoke Vanished. she didn't say anything. she just charged forward at him much to mallow's amusement. "That's what I'm talking about!!"

"HIZU-HIZU NOTE!!!" Mallow Shoots out A Sound Speed Musical note that goes straight to youmu.

In Youmu's mind she simply imagined herself in a black room. with only her and the note. she quickly in slow-motion reaches Her Sword And Swung it Up cutting it in half. she Continued to Approach Mallow who was a bit too shooked to dodge. Youmu Dash's Torwars him. mallow Has an idea all of a sudden an lifts his hand up. "HIZU-HIZU TRAMPOLING!!" He shoots a Short Ranged Flame of Sound Unto Youmu's Face Drifting Her Into the Rock she was Knocked out Earlier.

Mallow Quickly Open's his palm to collect the sound the rocks made when thuding. after the smoke died down. he could see youmu on the floor again. but this time Both her swords were far away from her. she looked defeated. Mallow Simply Chuckled. "If you had given me what I wanted, it wouldn't have ended like this." He was about to walk away slowly. but before this. the camera focus and deepens on youmu's mind.


FLASHBACK.


Youmu was seen Doing her Chores on Hakugyokurou. the one she was doing right now was sweeping the floor inside. She Slowly Walks Torwards the Window An see's Her Master Yuyuko Talking With Yukari Yakumo. Yukari Was a long time friend of Yuyuko. and she has come to visit very often. So youmu Casually Came back to what she was doing And Noticed the Intire Floor Was Already Clean in All Room's. With this on, Youmu goes to the kitchen and Picks up a Cup of tea And Goes outside to Where Yuyuko and the Gap Hag were Chatting. when reaching there she could hear the conversation The Two were Having.

"Ah~ a world inhabited by Water And Pirates Searching to Become King." Yuyuko Humed. "That Sounds Wonderfull, but is there Any Reason for why I can't tag along?"

"from the recent Discoveries i've made. it seems That Place is very...hostile With Non-Human Beings. Don't you think we would be pretty Wanted If We Stood On Feet there?" Yukari said. "So i came up with a Flawless plan. Why not Throw Some of the Very Popular Inhabitants of Gensokyo, Into a pirate ship. as we hangout in the distance and watch everything from far away. It'll be a lot of fun~ So i came to ask. why don't you ask your sweet adorable little Phantom Girl To Join us? I've already gotten Reimu,Marisa,Alice Sanae. "

"hmm~ is there Enough Food there?" Yuyuko asks.

"I'm glad to say yes."

"h-here's your tea, Yuyuko-Sama." Youmu delivered.

"Youmu-chan, Have Perhaps Heard everything we were speaking off. than this makes Thing's much easier Please Pack Your Bags after this. you're going on a Pirate Adventure."Yuyuko Says.

"Of course, Yuyuko-sama..." She Walked away shortly.


after the end of the flashback. we get back To reality. in it. we see youmu slowly opening her eyes, before twitching her body. she looks up to see Myon with Her Swords Stuffed Inside. Youmu Gladly Lifts her Arms slowly and grabs them before dropping her arms down. she pants a bit..before slowly Starting to stand up groggily while Groaning. "gh...hn...ah...ngh...ah...hn...ngh...gah..." Youmu Now Completely Stood up.

"hmmm?" mallow looked back Adter hearing the sounds. his eyes now widen in shock as what he say shocked him. The Silver Haired Swordswoman had stood up again. "What...!? It can't be...! How are you still standing...!? any Human, whether a Devil Fruit User or not, would have fallen to the ground without strength when Suffering damage from my Hizu Hizu trampoling ...!" he utters in shock.

"but i'm not human..." youmu mutters stoically before pointing one of her swords torwards Mallow. "i'am. half. Human."

Mallow steps back in shock. 'is she drunk?'

"I'm Youmu Konpaku, i'am a Half-Human, Half-Phantom Gardener. my Master Instructed Me Into Going Into This World, Along with My Friend's." she begin's. "I Remember her words well. they've been Watching Our Adventures this Far. they could be here this instance."


"my swords aim to be the greatest Swordsman...i can't lose to someone who calls himself swordsman. "


"That. is already a good enough reason for why I won't give in." she said.


"the hell with that? if i lose to someone like you... i won't have much of a bright future ahead of me."


"I can't Live in a world where my master has seen me lying on the floor strengthless. if that were to Happen. i'd rather die. And that's why. I Refuse to Cease And Desist!!"

Mallow Simply Chuckles Upon Hearing this. "So you're meant for this, huh?" he understood. "okay. I respect your decision..." he then raises both hands up and starts releasing all the sound he had sucked in during the battle.

"RIZU RIZU HURRICANE!!" Randomlly shaped Musical notes come out Wildly from Mallow's Hand's. they were everywhere.

Youmu stared at this and looked at the notes going in her direction. she simply charged torwards the notes with her face blackned. she then Slash's the Musical in a rhythm matter.

BGM: [HIROARI SHOOTS A STRANGE BIRD TILL~WHEN?]

She then Jumps Straight to Mallow's Direction But he Backflips, Pointing up. Youmu Looks up to see Musical Notes Coming At Her Direction from airborn. Looking at this youmu Clutch's Both Swords Together and goes through all the Notes Making Mixed Sounds, after Finishing the Attack, it was her turn to go airborn. she fly's on Mallow 's direction.

Youmu Goes at Him With Full Speed, of which Joyfully Countered this By Jumping Back and sending a Musical note on his face which Youmu cuts in half and Head's to the floor. noticing this, At the exact moment she was about to touch the floor. youmu put the ronkaden on her other arm and used the free Hand to grab the floor and make impact with it, successfully front-flipping back on the ground on her feet. Turning Around, Swiftly. Youmu Looks for Mallow. after a few seconds at last she finds Mallow on top of Her. his body emgulfed by sound, was heading Straight to Youmu. but she quickly rolled under it. the impact caused a Shockwave, of which Youmu quickly Jumped over in roll position then Came back to her Normal Form and Headed straight to Mallow with her arms behind her back. Mallow was prepared to dodge youmu but to his surprise instead of attacking him, she jumps over his body and does a Somersault Pizza cutting Slash at a Musical Note that was failing on him. After Cutting it in half, she land's on her feet next to him.

"RIZU-RIZU BLADE!!" Mallow creates a Blade Made of Sound and Charges at Youmu.

Youmu However Doesn't Run at him. she waits Mallow to Approach her. Mallow Does a Downward Slash Which Youmu Somersault's right thought it And Land's on Mallow's sword, Who smiles in delight and creates another Blade of sound. pushing her airborn with the blade she was standing on slightly, Mallow Try's 4 Horizontal And Vertical Slash's. Youmu Blocks all Attacks with her Sword's by changing Their Position's Rapidly before Landing on the ground on her hand quickly and Front flips torwards Mallow. While swinging both Swords In a spiral Position. Mallow Blocks All Hits But he is Pushed Back by the Force. he quickly Recover's his balance and begin's slashing Youmu Non-Stop with his sound Blades. youmu Simply blocks all the attacks with Both sword's Rapidly, which Completelly the Wind in the area. every hit making a Crusty Sound.

"And Opening...one Attack...that's all i need..." she says before quickly pushing Mallow out of his Cutting Stance, causing him to lose his balance again.

she then charges at him in full-speed. "Sound The Sound Element That Occupies This World, Used To Distinguish Something That An Object, Person Or Instrument Does...Even As An Almost Fictional And Non-Physical Element More Auditory..."

Mallow Notices Youmu going at his Direction And Doesn't risk it. he uses all the Meter Power he has left. "RIZU-RIZU SHELL!!" Mallow Engulfs Himself in a Sonoric Shield.

"it is...still...a Source of Material...And like i believe..." The Camera focus on both of their expressions.

"The Thing's this Roukanken and Hakurouken Can't cut..."

Flick*

"ARE NEXT TO NONE!!"

Youmu executes A single straight cut, executed Iaido style with the Roukanken that summons cherry blossom explosions along the path cut by Youmu

"Sword Skill "Thousand Cherry Blossoms"

SLASH*

Youmu goes through Mallow and Unshelts her Swords shortly enough Before minutes later.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Mallow's Sound shield is Completely cut in Half. Mallow's blood comes out of his Chest. Minutes later, he weakly chuckles and says. "So I lost em?" he said playfully. "Hey Missy I have a question. Are you by any chance related to Roronoa Zoro?"

"No." she answers. "Why ask."

"Nothing in particular. Just wanted to ask." he said. "You know, there are a lot of Guys Just like you out there. It's not going to be an easy task, defeating them. So here's some advice." he then turns around. "Good Luck..." after saying that, mallow then falls to the floor face down Unconscious.

Youmu Then Look at Him on the ground And said. "Thanks. I say the same for you too." Youmu said. After that she turned around and Walked Away Back To Slope.


TO BE CONTINUED.


A/n: I decided that for the sake of making Chapter's fully released be a thing. i decided that the Episodes will be coming out individually now. so now the title has changed and the rest of the arc along with the series will be released individually. i hope you're fine with this. i guess i'll see you next time then.