One-shot flash fic/riddle/poem-ish/thingie... Try to figure out who the narrator is before the end. I'll put up the official result Wednesday but till then guess away and enjoy this piece of fluff. Strangly I got the idea from a little poem Lil-Samuu tossed me a link to. Or rather the idea pounced me while reading the poem.
Sleeps sleep sleep sleep... that's all that's ever done around here! Well it's time to wake up, yes I said wake up, now Lloyden!
"Not now"
That's how it is, is it?
Well that's how it never is around here, and you best get used to it.
It's time to get up, and if you don't right now I'll make you!
Oh... someone's getting superior, a little smug, a little arrogant. It's time to knock you down a peg. I said get up, you will get up, that's the rule, get used to it.
Ha, not liking that bed without the blankets! Thought you'd trick me again by stuffing them under you? I only fell for that once and my tactic to making you get up still works like a charm.
Approve?
Well approve or not it's always worked since day one, now that your awake there's a lot to do today and...
No, don't you dare go back to bed!
That's it! Time for another tactic, and knowyou've only brought this onto yourself.
Oh, now comes the begging for forgiveness?
Live and learn Lloyden, live and learn. You should have just gave in and listened the first time.
The water will be cold so early in the morning, let's find out how cold. You can get soaked and tell me all about it...
Yes, now that sounds like a good idea!
Come on, no running, that's the way. See, you should have just been this obedient first time around.
What am I going to do with you little one?
Oh, now you kick and thrash.
Now you see where we are going. But being stronger than you does have it's quirks.
That and having a death hold on your belts.
Come along Lloyden, come along, cold water soakings for no one -well unless it's winter I guess- and we mustn't let that water get too warm!
It's done, now fully saturated you chatter your teeth and yell at me.
It's not "fair", well let me tell you listening to your snoring hardly counts as fair!
Now that you're up we have much to do, places to go and...
How stubborn can you get?
You go get another set of clothes and swear to go to bed...
And you just locked me out of our room, that does it!
When I get this door open you are dead Lloyden, you hear me!
If only I can work the door open...
Without breaking it down, of course.
That might just proveto be a bittricky.
