Disclaimer: Don't Kh or the Organization XIII... deal with it...

Author's Notes: Ok so what inspired me to write this was that I would like to see more women in the Organization... but what if someone like Zephyr recruited them? The product is this story... Sorry it's so short!

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All the Organization XIII members were in the Hall That Never Was in the Castle That Never Was in the World That Never Was. Xemnas was shuffling the Papers That Never Was on the Table That Was for the Meeting That Never Was. Wow, alot of Never wases huh?

"Now onto the meeting." Xemnas started. "We need a new Organization uniform. I think long black leather coats in the middle of summer gives us away when we're robbing nuns."

Demyx waved his hand in the air. "Aooo! Aooo! Me! I got a idea!"

Xemnas sighed, sqeezing his temples. "For the last time Demyx, your 'Mutli-Color Pink Bunny Suits Uniform' idea is just not what this Organization needs!"

Demyx raised his hand again.

"No Pink Rhino suits either!"

Demyx put his hand down.

Xemnas looked around. "Now if anyone doesn't have any other suggestions..."

"I got a suggestion!"

The Doors That Never Was flew open as Zephyr Hills enters the room all graceful and poised... until she tripped over her own dress and fell face first into the ground. 'Oh great... Zephyr is here! What does she want now?'

Zephyr dusted off the Dirt That Never Was on her dress and walked straight up to Xemnas. Zephyr then looked him in the eye, which would be really hard since Zephyr was almost a foot shorter than Xemnas. "Why are you here, Zephyr?" Xemnas said as calmly as he could, while gritting his teeth. Zephyr pointed her finger to her chin and titted her head, as to thinking why was she there. She smiled remebering what the reason was that she was there. She inhaled deeply and simply said..

"Your Organization is gay."

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After narrowly escaping death by Xemnas, Zephyr confronted him again in front of the entire Order. Luckily, Xemnas took his 'Zephyr' pill, which was really sleeping drug that had that power to tranquilize a bull elephant. "Now Xemnas... I'm sure you want to know why I called your Organization gay, right?"

Xemnas was actually pretty off it, due to the tranquilizer, so he didn't even remember why he was mad. "Sure I guess..."

"Well...", began Zephyr. "I was actually pretty mad at the fact that there is only one women is the entire Organization, yet there are 12 guys!"

"Well...", Xemnas replided, "Marluxia is sort like a woman right?" Zephyr looked at Xemnas strangely. This was definility the pill talking.

Zephyr closed her eyes. "Ok I'll give you that, Xemmy..." Zephyr opened one eye and saw that Xemnas wasn't trying to kill like all the other times she called him Xemmy. 'He must have had his 'Me' pill upgraded' she thought. "But still... 11 and a half guys is still too many for my likings... and by doing some math, and by math, I mean me making shit up... I have found out that at least 8 of the Order's members are gay... and now I can sit here and pick all the ones I think are gay-coughcoughAxel, Demyx, Marluxia, Roxas, Saïx, You, Zexion, Vexencoughcough- but rather, plain and simple... I would like more female members in the Organization..."

Xemnas, even while being under the heavy effect of the drug, was able to understand what Zephyr was talking about. He started laughing. "Is that all you want? One or two more female members? And I thought it was going to be something bad!" He pour some wine in a glass and sipped it. Zephyr smirked. "Oh no Xemmy... I don't want 2 new members... I want 13!"

This was enough to snap Xemnas out of his medicated trance and whip him back to reality. Xemnas spit out his wine and looked at Zephyr, "I knew it! I knew there was a catch! No way! I can't get another 13 members! Then it won't be Organization XIII, it would be... Organization XXVI..."

"Well then Xemmy, you don't have to worry your fruity little head! I'LL find the new members for you!" Zephyr said happily pointing to herself.

"Oh KershFangs... Please don't Zephyr! Please!" But it was too late, Zephyr as already was walking out the door so she stop listening to Xemnas. "Oh and Zephyr..."

Zephyr turned around. "Yes?"

"If you ever call me Xemmy again, I'll rip of your head and feed it to the Heartless!"

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KershaFangs: This is just the prolouge. The next chapter is the real chapter one. By the way... please Review!