Author's Notes: Ok, so this is offically chapter one... That is all... And if you wanna help me with some of the names for the new recruits... no thanks, I got enough. Oh and this chapter is a bit longer than the first one.
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Xemnas was having another meeting. Zephyr had interrupted his last one, so they had to had another. 'Ughhhh... Zephyr...' Xemnas had an ice pack on his head from his last encounter with her. 'Oh please dear KershaFangs, the almighty creator, don't let Zephyr come here again...'
"Ok I'm back!" Zephyr happily waved at them all. 'Stupid KershaFangs...' Demyx started waving too. "Don't wave!" Xemnas yelled. Demyx put his hand down.
"And this time, I bought a recruit!" Right next to Zephyr was a girl with semi-long brown hair, light honey-brown eyes, and looked very... hyper...
"Zephyr you have only been gone for 5 minutes and you found someone already?"
"Well actually, this girl had just tackled me the moment I walked out of this room and since she was a girl... I thought 'Did I go to Wendy's twice yesterday?' but then this girl said something I couldn't understand so I thought she would be perfect for the Organization!"
"Hey how do you know if she is even a nobody?" Vexen questioned.
"Because I say so!" Just then there was burst of smoke and KershaFangs appeared. "She will be in the Organization! Or else..."
All the Order's current members were scared shittless because of the appearance of the almighty creator.
"Cool! Thanks KershaFangs!" Zephyr said happily.
"No problem, Zephyr." And with that, KershaFangs dissapeared in another cloud of smoke. But because of the smoke, it rose and tripped the fire sprinkles and got everyone in the room wet. Xemnas tossed the papers in his hand and grumbled, "Let's just get this over with..."
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The Interview
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All of the Organization were instantly warp into this completely white room was nothing but a long white table and a small white chair in front of that table. The girl sat in the small chair but twitched every now and then. Xemnas looked at the new papers in his hand. There were just random drawings of dragons blowing fire and destorying the Castle That Never Was and barbequeing him. Xemmas just threw out the papers. "Ok so... I guess we should start the interview..."
"What for!" The girl screamed out loudly. Zephyr definility found this one...
"So you can join the Organization, sweetie..", Larxene said nicely. She like that thought of other girls in the Organization.
"Why?"
"Because..." Xemnas plainly said.
"Why?"
"Because.. KershaFangs told us to.."
"Why?"
"Because Zephyr said we should have more girls in the Organization.."
"Why?"
"Because she loves ruining my life..."
The girl sitting, titted her head in confusion. "...Why?"
Xemnas glared at her. "NO one can be this stupid..."
"Yes but a NOBODY can!" The girl happily responded throwing her arms up. All her happiness and sweetness make everyone sick to their stomach.
Xemnas sighed heavily. "Let's just start off with some questions... what's your name? You do know your own name right?"
The girl raised her finger to her chin, titting her head up. Xemnas shuddered. That was EXACTLY what Zephyr did before she said something stupid. "I think it's... Roxi..."
"Yes... but what's your REAL name? You know... the name of your other?"
"Roxi.."
Xemnas eyebrows twitched. "We what to know your REAL name... not the name you want for the Organization..."
The girl put her hands on her hips and poutted. "My real name was Roxi... and my Organization name is... Roxxi!"
Xaldin weirdly looked at the girl. "Uhh... was there any differance?"
"Yes", she simply said. "My real name only has one X... and my Organization one has two X!"
'I don't even wanna know...' Everyone thought.
"Well... Roxxi... what are your powers?"
"Umm... I don't think you wanna know..." Roxxi shyly said. Xigbar yelled, "Just answer the damn question!" He had an appointment to get high and fall out a window and this 'Roxxi' wasn't going to make him late.
Roxxi shifted her body and sit up straight. "My powers will reveal themselves in all due time... and when that happens, you will realize I may be the most important member of the Order ever..." Roxxi had this shockingly serious look on her face. This started to creep the Organization out. "Let's see your fighting skills then.. shall we?" Xemnas stood up and held open the door. Roxxi skipped happily along as the rest of the Organization followed them to the arena.
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The Fighting Exam
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Roxxi gasped at the size of a giant arena room. "It's so BIG!" She said, hearing her echos.
Xemnas coughed. "Well then... it's time you met your opponent Roxxi." Two giant doors oppisite them started to dramatically creak open... very slowly.. Roxxi looked at her watch. "Sooo... you watch any good movies lately?", she said trying to strike up a conversation. "Ehh... not really. All movies nowadays are just spin-offs." Xemnas replided. "It's like all the orginal creators of these movie got in a room and- oh wait, finally he opened the doors..."
The sound of boots clicking echoed through the large statdium. Luxord grinned like a maniac. "So... Roxxi! Do you feel lucky? Because you're going to need luck against... Duh Duh DUH! Sephiroth!"
Sephiroth looked around the arena in question. 'This isn't my house! In fact... where the hell am I?' Roxxi titted her head side-ways, making most of her hair hang by itself. "Sephiroth...Sephy...Zephy...Zephyr Hills... Zephyroth!"
Everyone then did a classic anime fall. Xemnas coughed in his hand. "Ok ready.. Fight!" Sephiroth drew his Masamune and went into a fighting stance. "Are you sure you want to fight me, little girl?"
Roxxi jumped back at the sight of the long sword. "Woah woah! That's a really long sword! Cool!" Sephiroth was a bit taken back by this. "Uh... thank you?"
Roxxi was now just inches away from the blade's metal. "And it's so shiny! How do you do it? Do you wax it? Or use soap? I heard you shouldn't take a bath with soap, that it dries out your skin. But I use lotion so my skin is really soft, like a baby. Babies are so cute, I know a woman and she had a baby and he was soooo cute! But this lady was riding a motorcycle and I don't think that's safe, with a baby and all. Once my other had a cousin and she let her baby watch tv. Tv is good, but there aren't alot of cool animes on tv. There are all child rated. I love watching PG-13 movies, ecspecially the comedy ones. Those are really funny..."
Sephirth's eye twicthed as Roxxi just went on and on, talking about any random topic that come up.
Five minutes later...
"And then it was like so gross just the scab then got infected so it was like all green and junk. It reminded me of a palm tree...
Ten minutes later...
"And that's why Envy from FMA is a man-lady. I mean 'he' sounds like a girl, walks like a girl and even dresses like one! Like no one has ever notice that 'he' is wearing a tank top and mini-skort? Someone tell this guy to stop dressing in drag! Seriously...
2 hours later...
"And anyways, this guy was like sooo hot! But he was going out with that Rebecca Reynolds, but if you ask me, she doesn't deserve him! Plus he only went out with her because-"
"Enough! I can't take this anymore!" Sephiroth finally yelled. "I rather kill myself then listen to another one of your endless stories!" Roxxi scoffed. "Then I guess you're not going to hear how I then prank Rebecca and got Edward to be my boyfriend!" Sephiroth yelled loudly and held his Masamune in front of himself, the blade pointing towards him. "Forgive me, KershaFangs!"
Sephiroth then stabbed himself in the stomach with his sword and to assure his death, move the blade in a triangle cut. Sephiroth's lifeless body fell onto the bloody floor. The whole Organization was speechless. "Roxxi... you... you killed Sephiroth..."
"Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Wake up already. I'm not done talking to you." Roxxi was kicking the limp body of Sephiroth with every 'Hey' that she said.
Xemnas sighed, "Techinally, he killed himself but it was Roxxi who drove him to commit suidice so..." Axel walked out to Roxxi and put a hand on her shoulder. "Congratulations! You are in the Organization now, kid!"
Roxxi's face lit up. "I am? WOO WHOOO! YEAH! In your face, Zephyroth! In your face! WOOOOOO!" Roxxi ran all around the statdium, and by 'all around' I mean ALL AROUND... she was running on the walls and across the ceiling... how can she have so much energy? It was like she had eaten nothing but sugar and crack since she was born!
Xemnas eyes narrowed. "All she needs now to offically be in the Order is a signature name." All the Order looked at the sugar-high crack-addicted girl and all said at the same time, "The Sugar-High Crack Angel." With a "Got it memorize?" from Axel.
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KershaFangs: Well that's the first new member of Organization XXVI. I actaully modeled Roxxi from myself so you can say... she and Zephyr are like sisters! They are quite choatic..
Zephyr Hills: Woo! I got a sister!
Roxxi: Woo! Me too! Hey, let's put pihannas in Xemnas' bath tub!
Zephyr Hills: Yeah, that's a great idea!
Xemnas: Somebody kill me...
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